Zakham Inne Gehre IZhaar Ki

Zakham Inne Gehre IZhaar Ki Kariye, Asi Khud Nishana Ban Gaye varr ki Kariye,

Dil Kad K Tere Kadma Ch rakh dita, Hun Tu Hi Das RAJNI Is To Wad Tera satkar


Ki Kariye.... Read More!

I MISS U YAAR

O meri maki di roti
mare sarson de saag
Mare sooji day halwae
Mare LASSI DAY GLASS
Te aamb de achaar nsmsg na mis cal kithey ho sarkar
I MISS U YAAR Read More!

Ya baba peer G

Ya baba Peer G!
Main aan greeb bra dukh hon door,
Bokh sade ghr asi bde majboor,
Hr khushi mile, muk jan ae fatoor,
Khush rehn ma pe, nale jeon mere veer g,
Ya baba peer G!

Dil noo skun mile, tandrust rwan main,
Awan ga ma roz aethe, twano aj kwan main,
Jithey akho khlojan, jithey akho bwan main,
Dewan na niazan j, dyo maino cheer g,
Ya baba peer G!

Notaan wich khedan main te mere thle car howe,
Ehnaa kuj ee howe bs bota na khlar howe,
Matha lawe jera mere nal ohdi har howe,
Tutte, mere agey jeri awey shamsheer g,
Ya baba peer G!

Jhuk k slam kre maino sara shehr,
Othe yadgar bne jithey rkhan pair,
Sare ee mateht hon jutt sheikh mehr,
Mil jawe kursi te bna main wazir g,
Ya baba peer G!

Phsea ae kam ik mera bde chir da,
Iko ee te kurri, jidey ote aan ma marda,
Rano nal wya hoje dil bda kerda,
Mangna wa sohni sassi shireen na ma heer g,
Ya baba peer G! Read More!

Difference between boyfriend and husband

Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,

Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,

Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti. Read More!

A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST.

A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.! Read More!

Definition of most successful married life

Most successful
Happy married life is
Defined as.
.
.
.
.
“Yet to be seen” Read More!

What is FEAR ? ?

What is FEAR ? ?






FEAR is.... that deep, wrenching feeling when pages of your book still smell new and d exam is just 1 day away!!!! Read More!

Hawaon ne rukh hai badla

Hawaon ne rukh hai badla,

Chehron pe udasi chayi hai,

Kahan pehle parties, masti aur hath me dew thi,

Ab to bus xeroxed notes, sukhe biscuit aur ye parhai hai....... Read More!

Din me chain nahi,raat ko neend nahi

Din me chain nahi,raat ko neend nahi

jee nahi lagta hai kahin

Ae Khuda kya ye pyaar hai??"

"Nahi beta sabhi exams walo ka yehi haal hai" Read More!

Human brain is an outstaNDING OBJECT

Human brain is an outstaNDING OBJECT.
IT FUNCTIONS 24 hours,
52 weeks,
365 days

right frm our birth.......




and stops





when we enter the examination hall. Read More!

Parh likh kar kya karna hai

Parh likh kar kya karna hai,

Akhir Ek din sabko marna hai,

Mar kar bhi agar janam liya,

to fir sala nursery se hi to parhna hai ! Read More!

TOUGH PAPER

TOUGH PAPER
If in examination hall
during d exam
u feel tht d paper is tough,
dont worry.
Just close ur eyes,
take a deep breath
n say 2 urself
"Dis is a very interesting subject.
I want to study it one more time" Read More!

ALLAH He ALLAH Kiya Kro.

ALLAH He ALLAH Kiya Kro..
Dukh Na Kise ko

Diya Kro...

Itni sasti cal

Hai

Kabhi Kabhi To

Kiya kro... Read More!

Jumme ki nimaz

Jo shakhs jumme ki nimaz k baad masjid k

bahir in £afaz ka qasrat se wird kary ga,wo

shaksh mala maal ho jaye ga,

A££ah k naam pe de de BaBa. Ha ha ha Read More!

App Mujhay

App Mujhay
Aik jaga
Se boht
Payary
Lagtay hain ?
Maloom hai kahan say ?
Door se!=) Read More!

Congratulations

congratulations:
amir khan ki film

"TARAY ZAMEEN PER"

KI KAMYABI KE BAAD APNI FILM K 2ND PART K LIYE AAP

KO CHUN LIYA HAY.JIS MEIN AAP KA BUHAT MAIN ROLE

HAI.

FILM KA NAAM HAI

BAGAIRAT ZAMEEN PER. Read More!

Neem k 4 patte lo

Neem k 4 patte lo

2 ko 1glass pani me boil karo aur

2 ki chatni banao

Phir

chatni ko us pani k sath kha lo

Inshahallah

Kanjosi

K sare jaraseem mar jayenge. Read More!

Jab kabi b

Jab kabi b

apki larai


10 Logon se ho to

ghabrana mat

bas muje bula lena

bcz

me ne kabi kisi k sath

kutay wali hoty nahi dekhi. Read More!

Election 2007

Election 2007 Free Tips * Fit antiyan chahiyen hon tauPPP join karain... * Fit larkiyan chahiyen hon tauPML Q Join karain * Gand marwani ho tau PML N join ... * Gand marni ho tauMMA ... * Gand marwa k bori meain band hona ho tau MQM join... & ager * Mutth per guzara kerna ho tau Tehreeq-e-insaaf join karein Read More!

Nehru and Gandhi

Nehru and Gandhi had never used UNDERWEAR under their Dhoti.
Y??????????????
cz they belived in
"FREEDOM OF MOVEMENT" Read More!

Sheikh Radheed asked a girl.how much?

sheikh Radheed asked a girl.how much?
girl: 500 on bed
200 on sofa
and 100 on grass.
sheikh ok 500..
girl:wow on bed????
sheikh:no on grass five times.
Politics SMS Read More!

Ek baar ek sardaar apni balcony mein

ek baar ek sardaar apni balcony mein khada hota hai apni shirt utar kar.
dusra sardaar bola "u hv a nice chest"
pehla sardar bola "eh teh kuch v nahi apni bharjai ki dekh" Read More!

Yaar Bohat Zor Ka Aya Tha

( ".)
< )___, - - . _
LL .,:,.
SORRY,
yar bohat zor ka aaya tha bas tumhara inbox khali nazar aya to kar diya. Read More!

Teacher: LOVE kese hota hai?

Student: Miss ge..."L" ko pakarr ke,
"O" ko daba ke,
"V" mein dalo,
jab "E" kee awaz aaye to samjho k "LOVE" ho gaya Read More!

Wash your face

Wash your face and wash your feet! Now itz time 2 fall asleep. Yours eyes are weak N mouth can't speak so hope tis nite shall b nice and sweet. Good Nite. Read More!

On this cold cold nite

On this cold cold nite,in My small small ROOm,i Look At The Brite Brite StArS iN tHe DaRk DaRk sKy & DrEaM of YouR sWeet sWeet SmiLe on ur CuTe CuTe FaCe! GdNiTe! Read More!

Windows of soul begin 2 close

Tireness draws across the mind making the body fade flexibility and soon windows of soul begin 2 close N enter the dreamland!! Sweet Dreams! Read More!

As u go 2 bed 2nite

As u go 2 bed 2night, I ordered bats 2 guard u tight. I told some ghosts to dance in white, & 2 make sure u r alryt, i'LL ask the dracula 2 kiss ur neck goodnight.. Read More!

Cover blanket tight tight

As nite falls upon the land, it is time 2 Zz again. With the moon hangin in the starlit sky, i'm here to wish U NiteNite! Sweet dreams, cover blanket tight tight Read More!

Somewhere out there beneath the pale moon

Somewhere out there beneath the pale moon light someone think in of u some where out there where dreams come true... goodnite & sweet dreams 2 you Read More!

Son, what do you want for your birthday?

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it. ....... Read More!

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away
hope u share a lots and receive a lots 4 days 2 come
happy Birthday ....... Read More!

Flying papers , multi colours of balloon,

Flying papers , multi colours of balloon, delicated blossom, fantastic people, love and laughter. What it describes? HAPPY BIRTHDAY Read More!

A prayer: 2 bless ur way

A prayer: 2 bless ur way
A wish : 2 lighten ur moments
A cheer: 2 perfect ur day
A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY Read More!

Kick off ur shoes,take a break

Kick off ur shoes,take a break,Crank the tunes,Dance & Shake,light the candles,cut the cake .Make ita a day,that's simply Great!!! Happy B'Day... Read More!

Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, Happy Birthday

Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you;but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday." HAPPY BIRTHDAY". Read More!

Married life is full of excitement and frustration

Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen. Read More!

Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon me rehti

Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon me rehti
Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane her din nayi nayi to milti.
WIFE:kal raat tum neend main mujhe gaaliya de rahe the,
HUSBAND:tumhe galatfehmi hui h. WIFE:kaisi galat fehmi? HUSBAND:yehi k main soya hua tha...............! Read More!

TO ALL BACHELORS

TO ALL BACHELORS
Dont Marry AIRTEL girl,
she will do magic on u.
Dont Marry BSNL girl,
she has connections with all indians.
Dont Marry IDEA girl,
she touches u tomorrow, not today.
Dont Marry RELIANCE girl,
she takes u in her mutthi mein.
Marry only HUTCH girl,
she follows u where ever u go. Read More!