Lady ; Doctor mere lips pe infectoin ho gia hai
Doctor; kiss kitni baar karwati ho
Lady; saal mai eik baar
Doctor; infection nahe ZANG lag gaya hai
Read More!
Wo agar mil kar becharta
Wo agar mil kar becharta to koi bat bhe thee. . . Jis ko paya he nahe isy khona kaisa? Plz tellme ur nice name
Read More!
Let me kiss ur lips
Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday : Read More!
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
“PEPSODENT”
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday : Read More!
He came at night
He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me, he bit,
sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left, i was hurt,
.
.
.
BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!! Read More!
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me, he bit,
sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left, i was hurt,
.
.
.
BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!! Read More!
I really deeply wish dat
I really deeply wish dat
u r here with me in my room.
on my bed & lights is off &
we get under the cover together..
2 show u my glow in the dark watch. Read More!
u r here with me in my room.
on my bed & lights is off &
we get under the cover together..
2 show u my glow in the dark watch. Read More!
2 men went 2 a callgirl
2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
“Na my wife is better.”
2nd went in and came out n said
“U R right ur wife is much better.” Read More!
1st went in and came out n said
“Na my wife is better.”
2nd went in and came out n said
“U R right ur wife is much better.” Read More!
It’s the thing that satisfies
It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind. Read More!
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind. Read More!
Fiza mein mehekti ek shaam ho tum
Fiza mein mehekti ek shaam ho tum,
Pyar mein chalakta jam ho tum.
Seene main chupaye phirte hai hum yaad tumahari,
Meri zindagi ka dusra naam ho tum Read More!
Pyar mein chalakta jam ho tum.
Seene main chupaye phirte hai hum yaad tumahari,
Meri zindagi ka dusra naam ho tum Read More!
TUJH MAIN NA KAMI NA TO AEIB DAAR HAI
TUJH MAIN NA KAMI NA TO AEIB DAAR HAI,
TO IS SIR ZAMEEN PER IK HASEEN SHAHKAAR HAI,
CHOO K TUJH KO PHOOL BHI MEHKAAN PAA GAYEH,
UNHAIN BHI TUJHAY CHOONAY PER AAJ TAK NAAZ HAI…….. Read More!
TO IS SIR ZAMEEN PER IK HASEEN SHAHKAAR HAI,
CHOO K TUJH KO PHOOL BHI MEHKAAN PAA GAYEH,
UNHAIN BHI TUJHAY CHOONAY PER AAJ TAK NAAZ HAI…….. Read More!
Ek bar kr k aitabar likh do
Ek bar kr k aitabar likh do,
Kitna hai mujh se piyar likh do,
Kat'ti nahi ye zindagi ab tere bin,
Kitna or karun intizar likh do,
Taras rahe hain bari muddat se,
Iss bar apni mohabbat ka izhar likh do,
Deewaney ho jayen jisay parh k hum,
Kuch esa tum mera piyar likh do,
Ziyada nahi likh sakte to matt likho tum,
Mohabbat bharay lafz do chaar likh do,
Ek bar likho mohabbat hai mujhe tum se,
Phir yehi jumla bar bar likh do, Read More!
Kitna hai mujh se piyar likh do,
Kat'ti nahi ye zindagi ab tere bin,
Kitna or karun intizar likh do,
Taras rahe hain bari muddat se,
Iss bar apni mohabbat ka izhar likh do,
Deewaney ho jayen jisay parh k hum,
Kuch esa tum mera piyar likh do,
Ziyada nahi likh sakte to matt likho tum,
Mohabbat bharay lafz do chaar likh do,
Ek bar likho mohabbat hai mujhe tum se,
Phir yehi jumla bar bar likh do, Read More!
HUM CHUP RAHTE HAIN KO-E KHATE NA HO JAYE
HUM CHUP RAHTE HAIN KO-E KHATE NA HO JAYE,
BHOLE SE HUMSE KO-E KHATA NA HO JAYE,
BARE MUSHKIL SE BANA HAI KO-E APNA,
DAR LAGTA HA KAHEIN JUDE NA HO JAYE. Read More!
BHOLE SE HUMSE KO-E KHATA NA HO JAYE,
BARE MUSHKIL SE BANA HAI KO-E APNA,
DAR LAGTA HA KAHEIN JUDE NA HO JAYE. Read More!
App Kabhi Na Humari Azmaish Ker Sako Gey
App Kabhi Na Humari Azmaish Ker Sako Gey
Jan Se Bhi Zyada Kia Farmaish Ker Sako Gay
Piyar Kerty Hain Tujhy Itna Jitna Samander Mein Hai Pani
Kia Samander Ke Pani Ki Pamaish Ker Sako Gay’’…!! Read More!
Jan Se Bhi Zyada Kia Farmaish Ker Sako Gay
Piyar Kerty Hain Tujhy Itna Jitna Samander Mein Hai Pani
Kia Samander Ke Pani Ki Pamaish Ker Sako Gay’’…!! Read More!
CHAHAT WO NAHI JO JAAN DETI HA
CHAHAT WO NAHI JO JAAN DETI HA,
CHAHAT WO NAHI TO TO MUSKAN DETI HA,
ASLI CHAHAT TO WH HA,
JO PANI MEIN GIRA AANSU BHI PEHCHAN LETI HA. Read More!
CHAHAT WO NAHI TO TO MUSKAN DETI HA,
ASLI CHAHAT TO WH HA,
JO PANI MEIN GIRA AANSU BHI PEHCHAN LETI HA. Read More!
A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
.
.
.
.
.
.
Books And Study Read More!
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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.
.
.
.
.
Books And Study Read More!
Catch her by her waist
Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
…nice drink…PEPSI Read More!
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
…nice drink…PEPSI Read More!
3 FEELINGS
what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
panic is when both r pregnant Read More!
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
panic is when both r pregnant Read More!
If u hav 2 eggs between ur 2 leg
If u hav 2 eggs between ur 2 legs u r a man but if u hav 4 eggs
between ur 2 legs don't think u r a superman someone is F**king u Read More!
between ur 2 legs don't think u r a superman someone is F**king u Read More!
Ah ohh ah ohh
Ah ohh ah ohh
nahi nahi
uff ,
nahi
ah ah ah ah;
plz dont
nahi nahi nahi
aaaah aah aah aah
uff uff uff uff
bus
ah nahi oie
oie nahi
ah ah
ah
aby kyo chekh raha ha mobile gand main lay lia ha kya.. Read More!
nahi nahi
uff ,
nahi
ah ah ah ah;
plz dont
nahi nahi nahi
aaaah aah aah aah
uff uff uff uff
bus
ah nahi oie
oie nahi
ah ah
ah
aby kyo chekh raha ha mobile gand main lay lia ha kya.. Read More!
Wo mangti the mein deta na tha
Wo mangti the mein deta na tha,
jawab us k sawaloo ka.
Abhi rakha hi tha k choot gaya,
hath se phool gulab ka.
Wo kehti thi bara maza ata hay
jab under jata hay,
kano mein ik ik lafz janab ka. Read More!
jawab us k sawaloo ka.
Abhi rakha hi tha k choot gaya,
hath se phool gulab ka.
Wo kehti thi bara maza ata hay
jab under jata hay,
kano mein ik ik lafz janab ka. Read More!
Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi
Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo. Read More!
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo. Read More!
Tujhe dekhker aksar
Tujhe dekhker aksar
Aajate hain mujhe chakker
Samajh nahin aata mujhe
Tum moannis ho ya muzakker Read More!
Aajate hain mujhe chakker
Samajh nahin aata mujhe
Tum moannis ho ya muzakker Read More!
Kya khel ishq ne khela hai
Kya khel ishq ne khela hai
kyun latka hua ye kela hai
dil kal bhi mera akela tha
lun aaj bhi mera thakela hai
ye money nahin chhooti lun ki
hum kitni bar naha bethe
din men panch bar naha bethe
Dekha julie film ka gana kitna pyara hai Read More!
kyun latka hua ye kela hai
dil kal bhi mera akela tha
lun aaj bhi mera thakela hai
ye money nahin chhooti lun ki
hum kitni bar naha bethe
din men panch bar naha bethe
Dekha julie film ka gana kitna pyara hai Read More!
Pehlay gallay lagao
Pehlay gallay lagao
phir kiss karo
phir bistar pe litaao
phir neechay haath laga ke check karo
agar bachay ne susu ki hai to nappy badal do Read More!
phir kiss karo
phir bistar pe litaao
phir neechay haath laga ke check karo
agar bachay ne susu ki hai to nappy badal do Read More!
Chachi: Hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge
Chachi: Hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge!!
Bhatija: Thik Hai.
Chachi: Hum 10/- plate chaat bechenge.
Bhatija: Main dukaan pe board laga dunga k "10/- me chachi ki chaat lo". Read More!
Bhatija: Thik Hai.
Chachi: Hum 10/- plate chaat bechenge.
Bhatija: Main dukaan pe board laga dunga k "10/- me chachi ki chaat lo". Read More!
Dil karta hai k,ek din tumhayapnay ghar lay jahoon
Dil karta hai k,ek din tumhayapnay ghar lay jahoon,
jab mera ghar koi na hoo.tumhay apnaa room main lay jaa
ker apna bed per betha do,darwazaband kar k.
sari windows bhi band kar do,
parday girrakar lights off kar do aur
tumharay kareeb aakar tumharay saath beth jahoon,
apnaa haath tumhari taraf brhaa kartumhay dikhaon hoon k........... Read More!
jab mera ghar koi na hoo.tumhay apnaa room main lay jaa
ker apna bed per betha do,darwazaband kar k.
sari windows bhi band kar do,
parday girrakar lights off kar do aur
tumharay kareeb aakar tumharay saath beth jahoon,
apnaa haath tumhari taraf brhaa kartumhay dikhaon hoon k........... Read More!
Girl: What do you like in me?
Girl: What do you like in me?
Boy: Those who white big balls having white dots in it.
Girl: Whattt???
Boy: Yes i like your eyes. Its really beautiful.. Read More!
Boy: Those who white big balls having white dots in it.
Girl: Whattt???
Boy: Yes i like your eyes. Its really beautiful.. Read More!
Hello hello mera lelo
Hello hello mera lelo
kya?
Salam.
bolo bolo apni kholo.
kya?
ZUban
DEkho apni khol k dekho
kya ?
AAnkhien
Kitna bara hai mera
kya?
DIL Read More!
kya?
Salam.
bolo bolo apni kholo.
kya?
ZUban
DEkho apni khol k dekho
kya ?
AAnkhien
Kitna bara hai mera
kya?
DIL Read More!
Chooss Chooss Chooss Mazay
chooss chooss chooss mazay lay kar chooss bari bari ik ik kar kay chooss donoo ko ik saath chooss masal masal kay choos kyon kay kahin Aamon (Mango) ka season katham na ho jay.
Read More!
TERi lita k lu?
TERi lita k lu?
Ya bitha k lu?
Andhere main lu ya bulb jala k lu?
ya tujhe karun khara ?
ya teri jhuka k lu?
Ab tu hi bata k main teri
PHoto
kaise lon? Read More!
Ya bitha k lu?
Andhere main lu ya bulb jala k lu?
ya tujhe karun khara ?
ya teri jhuka k lu?
Ab tu hi bata k main teri
PHoto
kaise lon? Read More!
1 girl ask 2 pappu
1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?
pappu : legs
Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?
pappu: paisay
Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain
pappu: neend puri karte hain
girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain ki wajah se roti hai?
pappu : kaan main ched
MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain Read More!
pappu : legs
Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?
pappu: paisay
Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain
pappu: neend puri karte hain
girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain ki wajah se roti hai?
pappu : kaan main ched
MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain Read More!
Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa
Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa
dabao naa, zara zor se
aisa karo apni shirt nikalo
apni pant bhi nikal do
meri saadi bhi nikal do
ab zorse dabao aur dabao naa
bahut tight hai plz.
aur Zorse!plz karo naa plz......,
ho gaya na suitcase bannd. Read More!
dabao naa, zara zor se
aisa karo apni shirt nikalo
apni pant bhi nikal do
meri saadi bhi nikal do
ab zorse dabao aur dabao naa
bahut tight hai plz.
aur Zorse!plz karo naa plz......,
ho gaya na suitcase bannd. Read More!
Izzat Loot le
Sara:
Judge sab mere husband ne meri izzat loot le
Judge: wo kese
Sara
Sex se pehle muj se wada kya tha k jewlry set le k den ge
Aj tk nhe le k dya Read More!
Judge sab mere husband ne meri izzat loot le
Judge: wo kese
Sara
Sex se pehle muj se wada kya tha k jewlry set le k den ge
Aj tk nhe le k dya Read More!
Sorry Dr ne mana kya hai
Anti Misba-
Aaj se sex krte waqat main
Tumhara L*N muu mei nhi
Dalu ge
Major Rohail-
Kyu Janu?
Anti Misba-
Doctor ne CHOTEY GOSHT se
Mana kya hy Read More!
Aaj se sex krte waqat main
Tumhara L*N muu mei nhi
Dalu ge
Major Rohail-
Kyu Janu?
Anti Misba-
Doctor ne CHOTEY GOSHT se
Mana kya hy Read More!
Bijli aur larki
Chaudhary: Bijli ke taar aur larki mei kya common hy?
Sarah: Jb Dono nangi hun tu jaan nikal deti hein Read More!
Sarah: Jb Dono nangi hun tu jaan nikal deti hein Read More!
I serve needy
Chaudhary: sex kro ge?
Sarah: pr tum tu shadi shuda ho
Chaudhary: pher kya hua?
Sarah: I serve the needy not greedy Read More!
Sarah: pr tum tu shadi shuda ho
Chaudhary: pher kya hua?
Sarah: I serve the needy not greedy Read More!
Tumhara kya Ravaj hai
Pathan-
Tum shadi pr kis ko dalta hy?
Major Rohail-
Hamary han sirf LARKI ko
Dalney ka ravaj hy
Pathan-
Hum pehle LARKI ur phir
LARKEY ko dalta hy
.
.
NOTON KA HAAR Read More!
Tum shadi pr kis ko dalta hy?
Major Rohail-
Hamary han sirf LARKI ko
Dalney ka ravaj hy
Pathan-
Hum pehle LARKI ur phir
LARKEY ko dalta hy
.
.
NOTON KA HAAR Read More!
Apki khubsurti ka kya raz hy
Apki khubsurti ka kya raz hy.
sibtain Adult SMS
Larka, larki se: Apki khubsurti ka kya raz hy.
Larki:
Lux
Larka:
Ajeeb itifaq hy, meri kamzori ka b yahi raz hy::) Read More!
sibtain Adult SMS
Larka, larki se: Apki khubsurti ka kya raz hy.
Larki:
Lux
Larka:
Ajeeb itifaq hy, meri kamzori ka b yahi raz hy::) Read More!
Sardar on phone:
Posted by
Rafay Ansar
Thursday, October 15, 2009
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Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking Read More!
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking Read More!
Whats an average 6 inch long
Whats an average 6 inch long
Inside a guys pants and girls love to blow it up?
?
?
?
?
A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive Read More!
Inside a guys pants and girls love to blow it up?
?
?
?
?
A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive Read More!
Its too tight
Girl:Its 2 tight
Boy:Dont worry,Ill do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I cant,
Gal:Its painful,
Boy:Forget it.
.
.
.
.
Well buy new WEDDING RING! Read More!
Boy:Dont worry,Ill do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I cant,
Gal:Its painful,
Boy:Forget it.
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.
.
Well buy new WEDDING RING! Read More!
Diwali wishes for you all for you all…
Hi all,
On the occasion of Diwali a small wish from me to you all.
Diwali ke deepak jag-magaye aapke aangan main,
Saat rang saaje is saal aapke aangan main.
Aaya hai yeh tyohaar kushiyan leke,
Har kushi saaje is saal aapke aangan main.
Roshni se ho roshan har lamha aapka,
Har Roshni saaje is saal aapke aangan main.
Dua hum karte hain aap salamat rahe,
Har dua saaje is saal aapke aangan main. Read More!
On the occasion of Diwali a small wish from me to you all.
Diwali ke deepak jag-magaye aapke aangan main,
Saat rang saaje is saal aapke aangan main.
Aaya hai yeh tyohaar kushiyan leke,
Har kushi saaje is saal aapke aangan main.
Roshni se ho roshan har lamha aapka,
Har Roshni saaje is saal aapke aangan main.
Dua hum karte hain aap salamat rahe,
Har dua saaje is saal aapke aangan main. Read More!
Wish You all HAPPY DIWALI
Wish You all HAPPY DIWALI
Is diwali
kayee raNg ke deep jaleNgay
is diwali
yaadoN ke kuchh deep jaleNgay
in deepoN kee jyot se dil meiN
preet ke laakhoN diye jaleNgay
is diwali
nayee aas ke diye jaleNgay
apnay swapnil nayan deep meiN
sundar sapnoN ke pushp khileNgay
is diwali
satya kee aag meiN jhooTh jalengay
haaN ke paavan havan kunD meiN
samporna samooche nakaar jaleNgay
is diwali
man hee man ye praN kareNgay
preet kee jyot se har dil ko
hum jag mag jyotirmay kareNgay
is diwali
kayee raNg ke deep jaleNgay Read More!
Is diwali
kayee raNg ke deep jaleNgay
is diwali
yaadoN ke kuchh deep jaleNgay
in deepoN kee jyot se dil meiN
preet ke laakhoN diye jaleNgay
is diwali
nayee aas ke diye jaleNgay
apnay swapnil nayan deep meiN
sundar sapnoN ke pushp khileNgay
is diwali
satya kee aag meiN jhooTh jalengay
haaN ke paavan havan kunD meiN
samporna samooche nakaar jaleNgay
is diwali
man hee man ye praN kareNgay
preet kee jyot se har dil ko
hum jag mag jyotirmay kareNgay
is diwali
kayee raNg ke deep jaleNgay Read More!
On Diwali…
Hazaroon Deep aapki Zindgi me jalane aaye hai..
Hum ek baar Zindagi ki Mehfil sajane aaye hai..
Pass main hai bumb patake aur methai ki thali
dosto app sub ko bahut mubarak ho diwali Read More!
Hum ek baar Zindagi ki Mehfil sajane aaye hai..
Pass main hai bumb patake aur methai ki thali
dosto app sub ko bahut mubarak ho diwali Read More!
Dil k zakhmo par mat ro mere yaar
Dil k zakhmo par mat ro mere yaar,
wkt har zkhma kaa marham hota hai,
dil se jo sachaa pyaar kare,
unka to khuda bhi deewana hota hai.. Read More!
wkt har zkhma kaa marham hota hai,
dil se jo sachaa pyaar kare,
unka to khuda bhi deewana hota hai.. Read More!
Jab jab aapse milane ki ummid nazar ayi
Jab jab aapse milane ki ummid nazar ayi,
Mere paav mai janjir nazar ayi,
Gir pade aasun aakhon se ,
or har ek aasun mai aapki tasvir nazar ayi.. Read More!
Mere paav mai janjir nazar ayi,
Gir pade aasun aakhon se ,
or har ek aasun mai aapki tasvir nazar ayi.. Read More!
Chahane se koi baat nahi hoti
Chahane se koi baat nahi hoti,
thode se andhere se raat nahi hoti, jinhe
chahate hai jaan se zyada,
unse aaj kal mulakaat hi nahi HOTI.- Read More!
thode se andhere se raat nahi hoti, jinhe
chahate hai jaan se zyada,
unse aaj kal mulakaat hi nahi HOTI.- Read More!
Bahot Sahi Gam E Geti Sharab Kam Kya Hai
bahot sahi gam-e-geti sharab kam kya hai
gulam-e-saqi-e-kausar hun mujhko gam kya hai
tumhari tarz-o-rawish jante hain ham kya hai
raqib par hai agar lutf to sitam kya hai
sukhan mein khama-e-Galib ki atashfashani
yaqin hai hamko bhi lekin ab us mein dam kya hai Read More!
gulam-e-saqi-e-kausar hun mujhko gam kya hai
tumhari tarz-o-rawish jante hain ham kya hai
raqib par hai agar lutf to sitam kya hai
sukhan mein khama-e-Galib ki atashfashani
yaqin hai hamko bhi lekin ab us mein dam kya hai Read More!
bas k dushwar hai har kam ka asan hona
bas k dushwar hai har kam ka asan hona
admi ko bhi mayassar nahi insan hona
giriya chahe hai kharabi mere kashane ki
dar-o-diwar se tapak hai bayaban hona
wa-e-diwangi-e-shauq k har dam mujh ko
ap jana udhar aur ap hi hairan hona
jalwa azbas k taqaza-e-nigah karta hai
jauhar-e-aina bhi chahe hai mizagan hona
ishrat-e-qatlgah-e-ahal-e-tamanna mat puch
id-e-nazzara hai shamshir ka uriyan hona
le gaye khak mein ham dag-e-tamanna-e-nishat
tu ho aur ap basadrang-e-gulistan hona
ishrat-e-para-e-dil, zakhm-e-tamannakhana
lazzat-e-rish-e-jigar garq-e-namakdan hona
ki mere qatl k bad us ne jafa se tauba
haye us zodpasheman ka pasheman hona
haif us char girah kapre ki qismat ‘ghalib’
jis ki qismat mein ho ashiq ka gareban hona Read More!
admi ko bhi mayassar nahi insan hona
giriya chahe hai kharabi mere kashane ki
dar-o-diwar se tapak hai bayaban hona
wa-e-diwangi-e-shauq k har dam mujh ko
ap jana udhar aur ap hi hairan hona
jalwa azbas k taqaza-e-nigah karta hai
jauhar-e-aina bhi chahe hai mizagan hona
ishrat-e-qatlgah-e-ahal-e-tamanna mat puch
id-e-nazzara hai shamshir ka uriyan hona
le gaye khak mein ham dag-e-tamanna-e-nishat
tu ho aur ap basadrang-e-gulistan hona
ishrat-e-para-e-dil, zakhm-e-tamannakhana
lazzat-e-rish-e-jigar garq-e-namakdan hona
ki mere qatl k bad us ne jafa se tauba
haye us zodpasheman ka pasheman hona
haif us char girah kapre ki qismat ‘ghalib’
jis ki qismat mein ho ashiq ka gareban hona Read More!
bazicha-e-atfal hai duniya mere age
bazicha-e-atfal hai duniya mere age
hota hai shab-o-roz tamasha mere age
ik khel hai aurang-e-suleman mere nazdik
ik bat hai ejaz-e-masiha mere age
juz nam nahi surat-e-alam mujhe manzur
juz waham nahi hasti-e-ashiya mere age
hota hai nihan gard mein sehra mere hote
ghista hai jabin khak pe dariya mere age
mat puch k kya hal hai mera tere piche
tu dekh k kya rang hai tera mere age
sach kahte ho khudbin-o-khudara hun na kyon hun
baitha hai but-e-aina sima mere age
phir dekhiye andaz-e-gulafshani-e-guftar
rakh de koi paimana-e-sahba mere age
nafrat ka guman guzre hai main rashk se guzra
kyon kar kahun lo nam na us ka mere age
iman mujhe rok hai jo khinche hai mujhe kufr
kaba mere piche hai kalisa mere age
ashiq hun pe mashuqfarebi hai mera kam
majnun ko bura kahti hai laila mere age
khush hote hain par wasl mein yun mar nahi jate
ai shab-e-hijaran ki tamanna mere age
hai maujzan ik qulzum-e-khun kash! yahi ho
ata hai abhi dekhiye kya-kya mere age
go hath ko jumbish nahi ankhon mein to dam hai
rahne do abhi sagar-o-mina mere age
hampesha-o-hammasharab-o-hamraz hai mera
‘ghalib’ ko bura kyon kaho acha mere age Read More!
hota hai shab-o-roz tamasha mere age
ik khel hai aurang-e-suleman mere nazdik
ik bat hai ejaz-e-masiha mere age
juz nam nahi surat-e-alam mujhe manzur
juz waham nahi hasti-e-ashiya mere age
hota hai nihan gard mein sehra mere hote
ghista hai jabin khak pe dariya mere age
mat puch k kya hal hai mera tere piche
tu dekh k kya rang hai tera mere age
sach kahte ho khudbin-o-khudara hun na kyon hun
baitha hai but-e-aina sima mere age
phir dekhiye andaz-e-gulafshani-e-guftar
rakh de koi paimana-e-sahba mere age
nafrat ka guman guzre hai main rashk se guzra
kyon kar kahun lo nam na us ka mere age
iman mujhe rok hai jo khinche hai mujhe kufr
kaba mere piche hai kalisa mere age
ashiq hun pe mashuqfarebi hai mera kam
majnun ko bura kahti hai laila mere age
khush hote hain par wasl mein yun mar nahi jate
ai shab-e-hijaran ki tamanna mere age
hai maujzan ik qulzum-e-khun kash! yahi ho
ata hai abhi dekhiye kya-kya mere age
go hath ko jumbish nahi ankhon mein to dam hai
rahne do abhi sagar-o-mina mere age
hampesha-o-hammasharab-o-hamraz hai mera
‘ghalib’ ko bura kyon kaho acha mere age Read More!
Eid par pathan nay kia kia?
Eid k baad ek pathan apnay dost say milnay gaya.
DOST: Eid ki numaaz kuha parhi?
PATHAN: Sath walay ground main, bohat ajeeb numaaz thi.
Na to ruku tha na sajda balkay koi imaam k agay charpai p so bhi ruha tha
DOST: pagal wo to Numaaz-E-Janaza thi.
PATHAN: oho, main to kai logo ko galay mil mil k mubarakbaad [...] Read More!
DOST: Eid ki numaaz kuha parhi?
PATHAN: Sath walay ground main, bohat ajeeb numaaz thi.
Na to ruku tha na sajda balkay koi imaam k agay charpai p so bhi ruha tha
DOST: pagal wo to Numaaz-E-Janaza thi.
PATHAN: oho, main to kai logo ko galay mil mil k mubarakbaad [...] Read More!
Pathan masjid main naat parhnay gaya
1 Pathan Pehle Rozay ko Masjid Main NAAT Parhnay Gaya:
To
Sab Logon ne Usay Bohat Mara:
Kyon?
Kyon K Pehle Rozay Main Woh Ye Naat Parh Raha Tha.
“Alvidah Alvidah Maah-e-Ramzan” Read More!
To
Sab Logon ne Usay Bohat Mara:
Kyon?
Kyon K Pehle Rozay Main Woh Ye Naat Parh Raha Tha.
“Alvidah Alvidah Maah-e-Ramzan” Read More!
Pathan I Love YOU
Pathan Larki Se: I Love You.
Larki: Tameez Se Baat Karo.
Pathan: “Assalam-o-Alaikum”
I Love You.
Eid Mubarak Sms Read More!
Larki: Tameez Se Baat Karo.
Pathan: “Assalam-o-Alaikum”
I Love You.
Eid Mubarak Sms Read More!
Eid Gift Box
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Eid Gift Box.
What’s Inside?
~ My Prayers
~ My Feelings
~ My Love
~ My Sincerity
~ My Wishes
Only For You!
Always Be Happy and Eid-ul-Fitar Mubarak. Read More!
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Eid Gift Box.
What’s Inside?
~ My Prayers
~ My Feelings
~ My Love
~ My Sincerity
~ My Wishes
Only For You!
Always Be Happy and Eid-ul-Fitar Mubarak. Read More!
Kaminey insaan jaan bana
Kaminey insaan
Sara din kam me laga rehta hai
Apni sehat ka bhi Khayal nahi karta
Le
ganna choos Jaan bana…
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Sara din kam me laga rehta hai
Apni sehat ka bhi Khayal nahi karta
Le
ganna choos Jaan bana…
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Wife: ”Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke chaliye na ji
• Wife: ”Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke chaliye na ji”
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Husband: Chalo, tayyar ho jao…”
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Petrol pump chaltay hain:D Read More!
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Husband: Chalo, tayyar ho jao…”
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Petrol pump chaltay hain:D Read More!
Wife : Pehlay tum daily karte
Wife : Pehlay tum daily karte they phir weekly aur ab monthly karte ho .. Kyun ?
Husband : Pehle teri aisee thee {} .. Phir aisee thee { } .. Ab aisee hai { } .. Ab kia karoon aise {} ki talash mein dar dar ki thokrein khaa raha hoon. Read More!
Husband : Pehle teri aisee thee {} .. Phir aisee thee { } .. Ab aisee hai { } .. Ab kia karoon aise {} ki talash mein dar dar ki thokrein khaa raha hoon. Read More!
Kya khel ishq ne khela hai
Kya khel ishq ne khela hai
kyun latka hua ye kela hai
dil kal bhi mera akela tha
lun aaj bhi mera thakela hai
ye money nahin chhooti lun ki
hum kitni bar naha bethe
din men panch bar naha bethe
Dekha julie film ka gana kitna pyara hai Read More!
kyun latka hua ye kela hai
dil kal bhi mera akela tha
lun aaj bhi mera thakela hai
ye money nahin chhooti lun ki
hum kitni bar naha bethe
din men panch bar naha bethe
Dekha julie film ka gana kitna pyara hai Read More!
After 3 days
After 3 days
After 72hrs
After 4320 min
After 259200sec
Every1 will send u this msg but i m the
1st telling u and ur family Eid Mubarak. Read More!
After 72hrs
After 4320 min
After 259200sec
Every1 will send u this msg but i m the
1st telling u and ur family Eid Mubarak. Read More!
Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe
Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe,
Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahe,
Jab tak zindagi hai, dua hai hamari
"Aap Chand ki tarah Zagmagate rahe." Happy EID.. Read More!
Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahe,
Jab tak zindagi hai, dua hai hamari
"Aap Chand ki tarah Zagmagate rahe." Happy EID.. Read More!
Look Outside...
Look Outside...
It"s so pleasant!
Sun Smiling For you...
Trees Dancing for you...
Birds singing for you...
Because I requested them All to wish You
**..*EID MUBARAK*..** Read More!
It"s so pleasant!
Sun Smiling For you...
Trees Dancing for you...
Birds singing for you...
Because I requested them All to wish You
**..*EID MUBARAK*..** Read More!
Can I have your picture
Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me. Happy Christmas.
Read More!
Two things upon this changing earth can neither change nor end
Two things upon this changing earth can neither change nor end; the splendor of Christ"s humble birth, the love of friend for friend.
Read More!
Christmas may be many things
Christmas may be many things
or it may be a few.
For you, the joy
is each new toy;
for me;
it’s watching U. Read More!
or it may be a few.
For you, the joy
is each new toy;
for me;
it’s watching U. Read More!
Dil ke angan se chand ka didar ho gaya
Dil ke angan se chand ka didar ho gaya, Mai uska divana ho
gaya chand badalo mai kho gaya, Hamne badal hatne ka
intazar kiya, Tabtak chand kisi or ka ho gaya. Read More!
gaya chand badalo mai kho gaya, Hamne badal hatne ka
intazar kiya, Tabtak chand kisi or ka ho gaya. Read More!
Judai har pal yun mehsoos na hoti
Judai har pal yun mehsoos na hoti, kash wo itni majbur na
hoti, waqt banaa deta hai insan ko bewafa warna mohabat itni
mashhoor na hoti ! Read More!
hoti, waqt banaa deta hai insan ko bewafa warna mohabat itni
mashhoor na hoti ! Read More!
Kab hoi pyar ki barsat mujeh yad nahe
Kab hoi pyar ki barsat mujeh yad nahe?
kaif me dobhi mulaqat mujeh yad nahe?
main to madhosh tha kuch itna uski chahat mein,
usny kab chor diya sath mujeh yad nahi, Read More!
kaif me dobhi mulaqat mujeh yad nahe?
main to madhosh tha kuch itna uski chahat mein,
usny kab chor diya sath mujeh yad nahi, Read More!
ai aai Diwali aai
ai aai Diwali aai, Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi, Dhoom machao, mauz manao, aap sabhi ko Diwali ki badhai.
Happy Diwal Read More!
Happy Diwal Read More!
With my
With my
1 heart
2 eyes
7 liter blood
206 bones
4.5 million red cells
60 trillion D N A"S...
All wishing you a very very
HAPPY DIWALI!
Copy to clipboard Read More!
1 heart
2 eyes
7 liter blood
206 bones
4.5 million red cells
60 trillion D N A"S...
All wishing you a very very
HAPPY DIWALI!
Copy to clipboard Read More!
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Look Beyond All the Things YOu Know
Look Beyond All the Things YOu Know,
If,YOu Stuck At Some Point,YOU Dead, Read More!
If,YOu Stuck At Some Point,YOU Dead, Read More!
Don't Think About The Materials Things
Don't Think About The Materials Things,
Peoples Loves The Way you Behave Them. Read More!
Peoples Loves The Way you Behave Them. Read More!
All the right things are not always possible
All the right things are not always possible and all the possible things are not always right. so, be true to both your mind and heart then you will never go wrong.
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Hum"raat k "Sitaray"hain
"Hum"raat k "Sitaray"hain,
"Tanhaiyon"k maray hain,
"Tum"hum ko "Thokra"do Beshak
magar
"Hum"phir bhi "dost"tumhare hain Read More!
"Tanhaiyon"k maray hain,
"Tum"hum ko "Thokra"do Beshak
magar
"Hum"phir bhi "dost"tumhare hain Read More!
Ghazal ki zarurat
Ghazal ki zarurat mahefil me hoti hai....
Pyar ki zarurat dil me hoti hai...
Bina dost k adhuri hai zindagi kyun ki dost ki zarurat har pal hoti hai!!!! Read More!
Pyar ki zarurat dil me hoti hai...
Bina dost k adhuri hai zindagi kyun ki dost ki zarurat har pal hoti hai!!!! Read More!
2 doston ka rishta
2 doston ka rishta,Ankh or palak jesa hota hy,
agr palak kuch dair na jhapkay to Ankh ro dati hy
or agr Ankh mein kuch chala jay to palak tarap uthti hy Read More!
agr palak kuch dair na jhapkay to Ankh ro dati hy
or agr Ankh mein kuch chala jay to palak tarap uthti hy Read More!
The strong man is not the good wrestler
The strong man is not the good wrestler; the strong man is only the one who controls himself when he is angry.
(Bukhari, Muslim). Read More!
(Bukhari, Muslim). Read More!
Do good to others as ALLAH has done good to you
"Do good to others as ALLAH has done good to you;
And don"t strive to make MISCHIEF on the Earth.
AL-Qasas (28:77) Read More!
And don"t strive to make MISCHIEF on the Earth.
AL-Qasas (28:77) Read More!
some un refuse able
some un refuse able facts of 2day,s world
2day we have bigger houses but small families. more degree but less common sense.
advanced medicines but poor health.
touched moon but not contact with neighbor.
high income but less peace of mind.
b,coz v believe on ALLAH but not obey him. Read More!
2day we have bigger houses but small families. more degree but less common sense.
advanced medicines but poor health.
touched moon but not contact with neighbor.
high income but less peace of mind.
b,coz v believe on ALLAH but not obey him. Read More!
wakeel: my lord kanoon
wakeel: my lord kanoon ki kitaab ke saffha number 15 ke mutabiq mere muakkal ko ba izzat-bari kia jaye.
JUDGE: kitaab paish ki jaye
(kitab pesh ki gaye)
judge ne saffa khola to us mei 5000, 5000 k do note thay..
JUDGE: is tarah k do saboot aur pesh kiye jayein. Read More!
JUDGE: kitaab paish ki jaye
(kitab pesh ki gaye)
judge ne saffa khola to us mei 5000, 5000 k do note thay..
JUDGE: is tarah k do saboot aur pesh kiye jayein. Read More!
Dohni
Dohni: maa muchy plate ma chahay (tea) kun day rahi ho.
Maa: Cup tumaray baap ko lay gayn hain. Read More!
Maa: Cup tumaray baap ko lay gayn hain. Read More!
1 pathan ny
1 pathan ny jalti hue building sy 6 logon ko nikala!but phir bhi logo ny usy boht mara
Q???
is liye k
us ny wo 6 log nikaly thy jo k aag bhuja rahy thy. Read More!
Q???
is liye k
us ny wo 6 log nikaly thy jo k aag bhuja rahy thy. Read More!
Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo
Rok Do Mere JanaZe Ko ZaLimo,
Mjh Mein JaaN aa Gai Hai,
PeeChe Mur K Dekho KaMeeNo,
CiGrette Ki DuKaan aaGai Hai.... Read More!
Mjh Mein JaaN aa Gai Hai,
PeeChe Mur K Dekho KaMeeNo,
CiGrette Ki DuKaan aaGai Hai.... Read More!
Munna: Teray ko maaloom hai
Munna: Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette aik tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai.
Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai. Read More!
Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai. Read More!
Tuje pata hai smoking
Vani: Tuje pata hai smoking slow poison ka kaam karte hai.
Funy: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai Read More!
Funy: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai Read More!
I"m @ the police station
I"m @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.Urine
sample was positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin
me 4 taking the piss Read More!
sample was positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin
me 4 taking the piss Read More!
im at the police station
im at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case
against me "possession of good looks".i"m doomed! i need
someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up! Read More!
against me "possession of good looks".i"m doomed! i need
someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up! Read More!
i hereby place u under arrest
i hereby place u under arrest 4 violating code 0569 -
distracting public with ur xtreme good looks &sex
appeal.remain silent & report 2 my bedroom Read More!
distracting public with ur xtreme good looks &sex
appeal.remain silent & report 2 my bedroom Read More!
My Nights r going SleepLess
My Nights r going SleepLess,
My Days r going UseLes,
I hv becom SpeachLess,
So,
I asked My Heart;
is it Love?
Heart replied
"Na Putr Paper a gaye ne.." Read More!
My Days r going UseLes,
I hv becom SpeachLess,
So,
I asked My Heart;
is it Love?
Heart replied
"Na Putr Paper a gaye ne.." Read More!
Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna
Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna Read More!
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna Read More!
Success is the derivative function of calculated efforts
Success is the derivative function of calculated efforts. So, Effort + Effort + Effort + ..... = Success... Success in your exams.
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Apne Honton se kehdo
Apne Honton se keh do Yun na Muskuraya karen...
Hum bohat Gustaakh hain, Choom liya karte hain. Read More!
Hum bohat Gustaakh hain, Choom liya karte hain. Read More!
Aankhain Thein Kahan
Aankhain Thein Kahan Itni Sharabi Pehle,
Chehra Tha Kahan Itna Kitabi Pehle,
Aaina To Zara Dekhiye Booso(Kiss) Ke Baad,
Kya Hont They Itne Hi Gulabi Pehle.! Read More!
Chehra Tha Kahan Itna Kitabi Pehle,
Aaina To Zara Dekhiye Booso(Kiss) Ke Baad,
Kya Hont They Itne Hi Gulabi Pehle.! Read More!
Pura Truck Bhar k Aftaari
.–,!""""""""""""!
/ - ,! AFTAARI !
“-O-’"""‘"""O’O""
Pura Truck Bhar k Aftaari Bhej Raha hon.
Ab Kisi Masjid K Aagy Mat Bethna. ura Truck Bhar k Aftaari Read More!
/ - ,! AFTAARI !
“-O-’"""‘"""O’O""
Pura Truck Bhar k Aftaari Bhej Raha hon.
Ab Kisi Masjid K Aagy Mat Bethna. ura Truck Bhar k Aftaari Read More!
Pathan ka Roza Na Tootay
Pathan: Molvi Sahab koi Aisa tareeqa batao k
Main Khaon Piyon, Aur Mera Roza na Tootay?
Molvi: Logon se Mukke aur Laaten Khao.
Aur Ghussa Piyo. Roza Nahi Tootyga. Read More!
Main Khaon Piyon, Aur Mera Roza na Tootay?
Molvi: Logon se Mukke aur Laaten Khao.
Aur Ghussa Piyo. Roza Nahi Tootyga. Read More!
Read its very fast
Read its very fast.
wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow
wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow
CONGRATULATION! now you make a sweet puppi. Read More!
wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow
wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow
CONGRATULATION! now you make a sweet puppi. Read More!
aj temprature 47 degree
aj temprature 47 degree ho ga ap apne dimagh wali jagah per baref rekh lain kiyonki bhoosa juldi aag pakerta hey.
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Tery chehry pe udasi ankhoo ma nami hai
Tery chehry pe udasi ankhoo ma nami hai,
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National namak istimaal kar tujhy iodeen ki kami hai=)) Read More!
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National namak istimaal kar tujhy iodeen ki kami hai=)) Read More!
Gul Ne Gulshan Se Gul Faam Bheja Hai
Gul Ne Gulshan Se Gul Faam Bheja Hai,
Sitaroon Ne Asmaan Se Salam Bheja Hai,
Mubarak Ho Aapko Ramadan Ka Mahina,
Ye Paigham Hamnain Sirf Apko Bheja Hai Read More!
Sitaroon Ne Asmaan Se Salam Bheja Hai,
Mubarak Ho Aapko Ramadan Ka Mahina,
Ye Paigham Hamnain Sirf Apko Bheja Hai Read More!
Ramadan ka chand daikha
Ramadan ka chand daikha,
Rozay ki dua mangi,
Roshan sitara daikha,
Aap ki khairiat ki dua mangi,
May Almight Allah bless you with his
blessing in the holy month of Ramadan Read More!
Rozay ki dua mangi,
Roshan sitara daikha,
Aap ki khairiat ki dua mangi,
May Almight Allah bless you with his
blessing in the holy month of Ramadan Read More!
May This Ramadan be as bright as ever
May This Ramadan be as bright as ever.
May this Ramadan bring joy, health and wealth to you.
May the festival of lights brighten up you
and your near and dear ones lives.
May this Ramadan bring in u the most
brightest and choicest happiness and
love you have ever Wished for.
May this Ramadan bring you the
utmost in peace and prosperity.
May lights triumph over darkness.
May peace transcend the earth.
May the spirit of light illuminate the world.
May the light that we celebrate at Ramadan
show us the way and lead us together on the
path of peace and social harmony
"Wish you a very happy Ramadan Mubarak" Read More!
May this Ramadan bring joy, health and wealth to you.
May the festival of lights brighten up you
and your near and dear ones lives.
May this Ramadan bring in u the most
brightest and choicest happiness and
love you have ever Wished for.
May this Ramadan bring you the
utmost in peace and prosperity.
May lights triumph over darkness.
May peace transcend the earth.
May the spirit of light illuminate the world.
May the light that we celebrate at Ramadan
show us the way and lead us together on the
path of peace and social harmony
"Wish you a very happy Ramadan Mubarak" Read More!
Sharbat ka Glass
Faraz to Galib:
"Phool ko to khilna hai wo to khile ga,
Garmi bari hai ek glass Sharbat ka milega."
Galib:
"Alif se le kar ye tak k beech mai aata hai Sheen,
Abay itna Pyasa hai to laga le Ganney ki Machine." Read More!
"Phool ko to khilna hai wo to khile ga,
Garmi bari hai ek glass Sharbat ka milega."
Galib:
"Alif se le kar ye tak k beech mai aata hai Sheen,
Abay itna Pyasa hai to laga le Ganney ki Machine." Read More!
Gol Matol Girlfriend
Boy to Girl: Tum to 14vee ka Chand ho.
Girl: Sach kya Main itni Khubsurat hon?
Boy: Arey nahi! Main to Ye batana chah raha tha Tum itni Gol Matol ho. :-) Read More!
Girl: Sach kya Main itni Khubsurat hon?
Boy: Arey nahi! Main to Ye batana chah raha tha Tum itni Gol Matol ho. :-) Read More!
Happy Moments
Happy Moments - PRAISE ALLAH
Happy Moments - PRAISE ALLAH
Difficult Moments- SEEK ALLAH
Quiet Moments - WORSHIP ALLAH
Painful Moments - TRUST ALLAH
Moment By Moment - THANK ALLAH Read More!
Happy Moments - PRAISE ALLAH
Difficult Moments- SEEK ALLAH
Quiet Moments - WORSHIP ALLAH
Painful Moments - TRUST ALLAH
Moment By Moment - THANK ALLAH Read More!
Life is Test,Islam is best
Life is Test,Islam is best,
Life is Test,Islam is best, Namaz is must,Aakhrut is for rest,World is only dust, If Quran is in chest,nothing need next, Obey ALLAH first. 1st success wil b next. Read More!
Life is Test,Islam is best, Namaz is must,Aakhrut is for rest,World is only dust, If Quran is in chest,nothing need next, Obey ALLAH first. 1st success wil b next. Read More!
The beautiful word is ALLAH
The beautiful word is ALLAH,
The beautiful word is ALLAH,
Most beautiful song is AZAN,
Best exercise is NAMAZ,
World perfect book is QURAN,
And You are so lucky if YOU are a MUSALMAN. By UZZAL Read More!
The beautiful word is ALLAH,
Most beautiful song is AZAN,
Best exercise is NAMAZ,
World perfect book is QURAN,
And You are so lucky if YOU are a MUSALMAN. By UZZAL Read More!
Loads of good wishes for Raksha Bandhan
Sky is blue, feel this hue,
my love is for you Bhaiya…always true.
Loads of good wishes for Raksha Bandhan Read More!
my love is for you Bhaiya…always true.
Loads of good wishes for Raksha Bandhan Read More!
As your Brother is always beside you
Hey Sis,
When the world goes dark,
Stars are there…
When the journey breaks up,
Hope is there…
When the entire world is vanished,
And you feel left alone…
Tilt your head and look beside you,
Will bring you comfort feeling of
Care and affection molds on you,
As your Brother is always beside you
To pour the special love and affection forever…
[ HAPPY RAKSHA BANDHAN ] Read More!
When the world goes dark,
Stars are there…
When the journey breaks up,
Hope is there…
When the entire world is vanished,
And you feel left alone…
Tilt your head and look beside you,
Will bring you comfort feeling of
Care and affection molds on you,
As your Brother is always beside you
To pour the special love and affection forever…
[ HAPPY RAKSHA BANDHAN ] Read More!
Tie rakhi on my wrist
I waited long for the day through the year
that you so ceremoniously tie rakhi
on my wrist and pray for my well being.
Dear Sis, I wish that our bond grows stronger everyday. Read More!
that you so ceremoniously tie rakhi
on my wrist and pray for my well being.
Dear Sis, I wish that our bond grows stronger everyday. Read More!
Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,
Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,
Let all ur Dreams be Clear,
Never put Tear, Please Hear,
I want to tell one thing in ur Ear
Wishing u a very “Happy NEW YEAR“! Read More!
Let all ur Dreams be Clear,
Never put Tear, Please Hear,
I want to tell one thing in ur Ear
Wishing u a very “Happy NEW YEAR“! Read More!
We spend January 1
We spend January 1 walking through our lives, room-by-room, drawing up a list of work to be done, cracks to be patched. Maybe this year, to balance the list, we ought to walk through the rooms of our lives... not looking for flaws, but for potential.
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A happy New Year
A happy New Year! Grant that I
May bring no tear to any eye
When this New Year in time shall end
Let it be said I've played the friend,
Have lived and loved and labored here,
And made of it a happy year. Read More!
May bring no tear to any eye
When this New Year in time shall end
Let it be said I've played the friend,
Have lived and loved and labored here,
And made of it a happy year. Read More!
Happy New Year 2010
((((`'·.¸(`'·.¸ ¸.·'´) ¸.·'´))))
«`'.¸.¤Happy New Year 2010.¸.'´»
((((¸.·'´(¸.·'´ `'·.¸)`' ·.¸)))) Read More!
«`'.¸.¤Happy New Year 2010.¸.'´»
((((¸.·'´(¸.·'´ `'·.¸)`' ·.¸)))) Read More!
The most happy marriage
The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. -- S. T. Coleridge
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Bet A Bar
Making a bet at a bar.
Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge who was about to jump, obviously suicidal. "I'll bet you $10 he'll jump," said the first guy. "Bet you $10 he won't," said the second guy.
Then, the guy on the television closed his eyes and threw himself off the bridge. The second guy hands the first guy the money.
"I can't take your money," said the first guy. "I cheated you. The same story was on the five o'clock news." "No, no. Take it," said the second guy. "I saw the five o'clock news too. I just didn't think the guy was dumb enough to jump again!" Read More!
Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge who was about to jump, obviously suicidal. "I'll bet you $10 he'll jump," said the first guy. "Bet you $10 he won't," said the second guy.
Then, the guy on the television closed his eyes and threw himself off the bridge. The second guy hands the first guy the money.
"I can't take your money," said the first guy. "I cheated you. The same story was on the five o'clock news." "No, no. Take it," said the second guy. "I saw the five o'clock news too. I just didn't think the guy was dumb enough to jump again!" Read More!
Top 10 sardarji inventions
Top 10 sardarji inventions............
1) The water-proof towel
2) Solar powered torch
3) Submarine revolving door
4) A book on how to read
5) Inflatable dart board
6) A dictionary index
7) Ejector seat in a helicopter
8) Powdered water
9) Pedal-powered wheel chair
10) Water-proof tea bag Read More!
1) The water-proof towel
2) Solar powered torch
3) Submarine revolving door
4) A book on how to read
5) Inflatable dart board
6) A dictionary index
7) Ejector seat in a helicopter
8) Powdered water
9) Pedal-powered wheel chair
10) Water-proof tea bag Read More!
Main kisi aur ka hun,itna bta kr roya
Main kisi aur ka hun,itna bta kr roya.
Wo mujay mehndi lge hath dikha kr roya
Mjhe anjam.e.mhbt nahi maloom tha hrgiz
Ye kaha or mjhe seeney se laga kr roya
Jo mjy zbt ki talkeen kia krta tha
Wo zmanay ko mra haal suna k roya
Ansu bn kr nikal na jaon kahin is dar se
Apne ashkon ko wo ankhon mn chupa kr roya
Wasal ka akhri lamha jo mussar tha hmen
Usi lamhy mn wo sadion ko sama kr roya,,,,! Read More!
Wo mujay mehndi lge hath dikha kr roya
Mjhe anjam.e.mhbt nahi maloom tha hrgiz
Ye kaha or mjhe seeney se laga kr roya
Jo mjy zbt ki talkeen kia krta tha
Wo zmanay ko mra haal suna k roya
Ansu bn kr nikal na jaon kahin is dar se
Apne ashkon ko wo ankhon mn chupa kr roya
Wasal ka akhri lamha jo mussar tha hmen
Usi lamhy mn wo sadion ko sama kr roya,,,,! Read More!
Chand adhura hai sitaro ke bina
Chand adhura hai sitaro ke bina,
gulshan adhura hai bahaaro ke bina,
samundar adhura hau kinaro ke bina,
jeena adhura hai tum jaise yaaro ke bina!!! Read More!
gulshan adhura hai bahaaro ke bina,
samundar adhura hau kinaro ke bina,
jeena adhura hai tum jaise yaaro ke bina!!! Read More!
Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai
Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai
Kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai
Hame aap yuhi sharabi na kahiye,
Yeh dil par asar to aapse mulaqat ka hai. Read More!
Kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai
Hame aap yuhi sharabi na kahiye,
Yeh dil par asar to aapse mulaqat ka hai. Read More!
Dil ne kaha chalo
Dil ne kaha chalo “SMS” karain, socha.!! “dil to pagal hai” phir khayal aaya chalo koi bat nahin jis ko karna hay woh konsa normal hay
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Kaise meri jani howa karty they
Kaise meri jani howa karty they, Kaise mujh pe qurban howa karte they, Kaise badle ho aik hafte main tum, pichle hafte toh tum INSAN howa karty they!!!
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Gabber abey ohh zerdari beynazeer
Gabber abey ohh zerdari beynazeer ki bersi main kitnay aadmi thay zerdari serdar pata nahi serdar main to Ortain ginti ker raha hai.
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Pray to Allah Almighty
Pray to Allah Almighty,
And show some faith n dignity,
Quran be at your side,
Islam giving you a pride,
Sunnah be a light for you,
That will glow and let you do,
All the acts to make you feel,
Nothing but this land is real. Read More!
And show some faith n dignity,
Quran be at your side,
Islam giving you a pride,
Sunnah be a light for you,
That will glow and let you do,
All the acts to make you feel,
Nothing but this land is real. Read More!
Then Join hands in Hands
Then Join hands in Hands, Brave Pakistani”s all!
By uniting we stand by dividing we fall, Jashne Azadi Mubarik.
Allah Bless our country. Read More!
By uniting we stand by dividing we fall, Jashne Azadi Mubarik.
Allah Bless our country. Read More!
Independence a Precious gift of God
Independence a Precious gift of God.
May We Always Remain Independent Amin.
A Very Happy Independence Day To You. Pakistan Zindaabad. Read More!
May We Always Remain Independent Amin.
A Very Happy Independence Day To You. Pakistan Zindaabad. Read More!
Recipe of Ramadan
RAMADAN RECIPE
A Glass of Care
A Plate of Luv
A Spoon of Peace
A Fork of Truth &
A Bowl of Duaas.
Mix with spices of QURAAN.
Enjoy This Meal.
RAMADAN MUBARAK Read More!
A Glass of Care
A Plate of Luv
A Spoon of Peace
A Fork of Truth &
A Bowl of Duaas.
Mix with spices of QURAAN.
Enjoy This Meal.
RAMADAN MUBARAK Read More!
Wish u a very happy Ramadan Mubarak
May This Ramadan be as bright as ever.
May this Ramadan bring joy, health and wealth to you.
May the festival of lights brighten up you
and your near and dear ones lives.
May this Ramadan bring in u the most
brightest and choicest happiness and
love you have ever Wished for.
May this Ramadan bring you the
utmost in peace and prosperity.
May lights triumph over darkness.
May peace transcend the earth.
May the spirit of light illuminate the world.
May the light that we celebrate at Ramadan
show us the way and lead us together on the
path of peace and social harmony
“Wish you a very happy Ramadan Mubarak†Read More!
May this Ramadan bring joy, health and wealth to you.
May the festival of lights brighten up you
and your near and dear ones lives.
May this Ramadan bring in u the most
brightest and choicest happiness and
love you have ever Wished for.
May this Ramadan bring you the
utmost in peace and prosperity.
May lights triumph over darkness.
May peace transcend the earth.
May the spirit of light illuminate the world.
May the light that we celebrate at Ramadan
show us the way and lead us together on the
path of peace and social harmony
“Wish you a very happy Ramadan Mubarak†Read More!
Titanic
If the Film "Titanic" was made in India
1) There would be 10 times as many people on the ship
2) There would be a song with Kate Winslet in a white saree and of course singing in the rain!
3) The movie would be called "Pyar Kiya To Marna Kya"
4) Hero and Heroine would float in cold water for days and still survive, but the villian would die in the first dip.
5) The iceberg would be sent by the heroine's father to teach the hero a lesson.
6) None of the women would float due to heavy designer sarees.
And last but not least
7) Half of the rescue boats would be reserve for SC/ST/OBC Read More!
1) There would be 10 times as many people on the ship
2) There would be a song with Kate Winslet in a white saree and of course singing in the rain!
3) The movie would be called "Pyar Kiya To Marna Kya"
4) Hero and Heroine would float in cold water for days and still survive, but the villian would die in the first dip.
5) The iceberg would be sent by the heroine's father to teach the hero a lesson.
6) None of the women would float due to heavy designer sarees.
And last but not least
7) Half of the rescue boats would be reserve for SC/ST/OBC Read More!
Very sick Man
A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to the doctor to get a checkup. Afterward the doctor comes out with the results. "I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left." "Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "How long have I got?"
"Ten", the doctor says sadly.
"Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!"
"Nine...eight..." Read More!
"Ten", the doctor says sadly.
"Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!"
"Nine...eight..." Read More!
har aaib sahi
"""har aaib sahi
mujh main magar
aaj bhi mujh
ko"""
"""apnon se
khafa honey ka
andaaz nahi
aya....!!!!! Read More!
mujh main magar
aaj bhi mujh
ko"""
"""apnon se
khafa honey ka
andaaz nahi
aya....!!!!! Read More!
Karo gey Yaad Guzrey Zamaney ko..
Karo gey Yaad Guzrey Zamaney ko..
Tarso Gey Hamarey Sath 1 Pal bitaney ko,
Phir AwAz dogey humey vapis bulaney ko,
Or hum kahian gey..!! Darwaza nahin hai..!!
Kabar sey Bahir aney ko..!! Read More!
Tarso Gey Hamarey Sath 1 Pal bitaney ko,
Phir AwAz dogey humey vapis bulaney ko,
Or hum kahian gey..!! Darwaza nahin hai..!!
Kabar sey Bahir aney ko..!! Read More!
Janay konse nagar ki cheriaya
Janay konse nagar ki cheriaya
Shaam mundayer pay aa bhati hai
Choonch may aik nazuk si daali
Us per aik sunehra phool Read More!
Shaam mundayer pay aa bhati hai
Choonch may aik nazuk si daali
Us per aik sunehra phool Read More!
Plz call me, its urgent
Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
.
.
.
.
.
Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
.
.
Warna
.
.
GADHA mar jayega Read More!
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
.
.
.
.
.
Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
.
.
Warna
.
.
GADHA mar jayega Read More!
When somebody who is deeply in love
When somebody who is deeply
in Love with you tells that
You are
cute, beautiful, & angelic,
I agree. That’s true,
Believe me,
I swear because love is definitely blind Read More!
in Love with you tells that
You are
cute, beautiful, & angelic,
I agree. That’s true,
Believe me,
I swear because love is definitely blind Read More!
Evil made a mother-in-law.
God thought that since
he couldn’t b everywhere
he made a mother.
Then devil thought that
he couldn’t be everywhere
he made a mother-in-law. Read More!
he couldn’t b everywhere
he made a mother.
Then devil thought that
he couldn’t be everywhere
he made a mother-in-law. Read More!
Passion running trough my veins
Passion running trough my veins, trembling, waiting, reason is fading. Overpowering desire sets my skin on fire!
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Somewhere, someone dreams of your smile
Somewhere, someone dreams of your smile and finds your presence in life so worth while. So when you are lonely, remember it's true that someone, somewhere, is thinking of you.
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Can you see me? no?
Can you see me? no? Turn around, can you see me now? no? Turn again, can you see me now? I can see you because you have a special place in my heart!
Read More!
Butterflies don't know the color of their wings
Butterflies don't know the color of their wings, but human eyes know how nice it is. Like wise u don't know how good u are, but I know How Special U R...
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Wish my eyes could speak
wish my eyes could speak what my heart feels for you,'coz my lips can lie, waht is tru.............my eyes cant....................coz even wen i close them.......... i see you......
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1. Measured by miles
1. Measured by miles,
U r far from me ....
Measures by thoughts
U r closer to me...
Measured by closed eyes
U r with me ....
Measured by heart
U r in me...... Read More!
U r far from me ....
Measures by thoughts
U r closer to me...
Measured by closed eyes
U r with me ....
Measured by heart
U r in me...... Read More!
Your words of love steal
Your words of love steal
someone's heart,
but you don't know that your
heart is already stolen by me,
check it! Read More!
someone's heart,
but you don't know that your
heart is already stolen by me,
check it! Read More!
Good time
Good time,
bad time,
night time,
day time,
work time,
off time,
sad time,
happy time,
in the mean time i'm thinking of you all the time. Read More!
bad time,
night time,
day time,
work time,
off time,
sad time,
happy time,
in the mean time i'm thinking of you all the time. Read More!
Freedom in the Mind
Freedom in the Mind,
Faith in the words..
Pride in our Souls..
Lets salute the Nation on 61th Independence Day!
Happy 14th August Read More!
Faith in the words..
Pride in our Souls..
Lets salute the Nation on 61th Independence Day!
Happy 14th August Read More!
Its too hard to loose someone
Its too heard to loose someone who is 99% cute, 98% sweet, 97% loving, 96% talented and 100% friendly, Thats me, whats a waste of life if u loose me.
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I m getting married next month.
I m getting married next month.... its small party and only few people will be invited...... dont bring any gift.....just bring someone who ll marry me.
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Nobody is like you
Nobody is like u, nobody cares 4 u, nobody misses u, nobody wants to see u good, nobody is ur best fr, nobody is happy with u.... dont cry.......my name is nobody
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May the beauty of deewali
May the beauty
Of deepavali season
Fill your home with
Happiness,
And may the coming year
Provide you with all
That bring you joy! Read More!
Of deepavali season
Fill your home with
Happiness,
And may the coming year
Provide you with all
That bring you joy! Read More!
May the divine light of diwali
May the divine light of diwali
spread into your Life
peace, prosperity, happiness
and good health. Read More!
spread into your Life
peace, prosperity, happiness
and good health. Read More!
For this, is a special time when family
For this, is a special time when family
And friends get together,for fun.
Wishing laughter and fun to cheer your days,
In this festive season of diwali and always!!!!!!!!
“Happy Deepavali†Read More!
And friends get together,for fun.
Wishing laughter and fun to cheer your days,
In this festive season of diwali and always!!!!!!!!
“Happy Deepavali†Read More!
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“*â€DIPAWALIâ€*â€
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Reason for everything
There is always a reason 4 everything
A reason 2 live
A reason 2 die
A reason 2 cry,
But if u can’t find a reason to smile
Can I be the reason 4 a while:) Read More!
A reason 2 live
A reason 2 die
A reason 2 cry,
But if u can’t find a reason to smile
Can I be the reason 4 a while:) Read More!
U cant change the future
Marco Polo said:
“U can not
change ur
future….
but u can
change ur habits….
and
surely ur habits will
change
ur future” Read More!
“U can not
change ur
future….
but u can
change ur habits….
and
surely ur habits will
change
ur future” Read More!
Wada kero per nibhana sikho
Wada kero per nibhana sikho
Chahat dil mein rakho per jitna sikho
U hi kisi ko intizar na karvao
Koi ager pyar se SMS kare to jawab dena sikho. Read More!
Chahat dil mein rakho per jitna sikho
U hi kisi ko intizar na karvao
Koi ager pyar se SMS kare to jawab dena sikho. Read More!
Zulf rukh say hatta k bat karo
zulf rukh say hatta k bat karo
raat ko din bana k bat karo
ashianay k charagh madhum hain tum zara
aankhain uttha k baat karo koi taza fareb
danain ko tum zara muskara k baat karo
yeh bhi andazay guftagu hai koi jab karo dil dukha k bat karo. Read More!
raat ko din bana k bat karo
ashianay k charagh madhum hain tum zara
aankhain uttha k baat karo koi taza fareb
danain ko tum zara muskara k baat karo
yeh bhi andazay guftagu hai koi jab karo dil dukha k bat karo. Read More!
15th August will add more colors
Our life is full of Colors â?¦
I hope this 15th August will add more colors to your life
Happy Independence Day Read More!
I hope this 15th August will add more colors to your life
Happy Independence Day Read More!
Thousands laid down there lives
thousands laid down there lives so that our country breath this day... never forget there sacrifice..Happy Independence day.
Read More!
Do you know what Pakistan means
Do you know what Pakistan means?
No???
ok let me tell you
P-> Perfect
A->Aimitious
K->Kool
I->Islamic
S->Super
T->Talented
A->Able
N->Nation
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY JANAB AAP SAB KAI GHAR WALOO KO Read More!
No???
ok let me tell you
P-> Perfect
A->Aimitious
K->Kool
I->Islamic
S->Super
T->Talented
A->Able
N->Nation
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY JANAB AAP SAB KAI GHAR WALOO KO Read More!
My pray for you
Its my pray when u sleep ur sorrow ,tension and worries also sleepforever and when u get up ur success of life get up with u forever…..
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Praying for you
when a butterfly comes close to you,,
when a perfumes rose touches ur face,,
when ur mobile dance on a nice tone,,
Remember its me,,,
Praying for u ,, Read More!
when a perfumes rose touches ur face,,
when ur mobile dance on a nice tone,,
Remember its me,,,
Praying for u ,, Read More!
Sohne sohne nain-naksh usde
Sohne sohne nain-naksh usde
vekhan waale bada pasand karde
sade naal kare oh pyar hass ke
eho jiha Rabba koi parband kar de
sanu vi sohna bana Rabba
nahi taan sohne banaane band kar de!! Read More!
vekhan waale bada pasand karde
sade naal kare oh pyar hass ke
eho jiha Rabba koi parband kar de
sanu vi sohna bana Rabba
nahi taan sohne banaane band kar de!! Read More!
SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu
SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu,
teri yaad ne mobile fada dita,
Message likhde likhde space muki,
assi overwrite alloweed la dita,
yaara mereya message reply karin,
assi apna farz nibha dita!! Read More!
teri yaad ne mobile fada dita,
Message likhde likhde space muki,
assi overwrite alloweed la dita,
yaara mereya message reply karin,
assi apna farz nibha dita!! Read More!
Tussi Hasde yo sanu hasaan vaaste
Tussi Hasde yo sanu hasaan vaaste
tussi rone yo saanu rovaan vaaste
ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo
Marr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste Read More!
tussi rone yo saanu rovaan vaaste
ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo
Marr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste Read More!
Navratri SMS
Maa durga apko apni 9 bhujao se:
1. bal
2. buddhi
3. aishwarya
4. sukh
5. swasthya
6. daulat
7. abhijeet
8. nirbhikta
9. sampannta
pradan kare
JAI MATA DI. Read More!
1. bal
2. buddhi
3. aishwarya
4. sukh
5. swasthya
6. daulat
7. abhijeet
8. nirbhikta
9. sampannta
pradan kare
JAI MATA DI. Read More!
Happy Navratri SMS Greetings
This Navratri, may you be blessed with good fortune
As long as Ganeshji’s trunk,
Wealth and prosperity as big as his stomach,
Happiness as sweet as his ladoos
And may your trouble be as small as his mouse.
Happy Navratri
Memories of moments celebrated together
Moments that have been attached in my heart forever
Make me Miss You even more this Navratri.
Hope this Navratri brings in Good Fortune
And Long lasting happiness for you!
Happy Navratri
Fortunate is the one
Who has learned to admire,
But not to envy.
Good wishes for a joyous Navratri,
With a plenty of peace and prosperity.
Lakshmi ka Hath ho,Saraswati ka Sath ho,Ganesh ka niwas ho,
aur maa durga ke
ashirwad se Aapke jeevan mai prakash hi prakash ho….
‘HAPPY NAVRATRI’ Read More!
As long as Ganeshji’s trunk,
Wealth and prosperity as big as his stomach,
Happiness as sweet as his ladoos
And may your trouble be as small as his mouse.
Happy Navratri
Memories of moments celebrated together
Moments that have been attached in my heart forever
Make me Miss You even more this Navratri.
Hope this Navratri brings in Good Fortune
And Long lasting happiness for you!
Happy Navratri
Fortunate is the one
Who has learned to admire,
But not to envy.
Good wishes for a joyous Navratri,
With a plenty of peace and prosperity.
Lakshmi ka Hath ho,Saraswati ka Sath ho,Ganesh ka niwas ho,
aur maa durga ke
ashirwad se Aapke jeevan mai prakash hi prakash ho….
‘HAPPY NAVRATRI’ Read More!
Today is World NO TOBACCO Day.!
Today is
World ‘NO TOBACCO’ Day.
A fully burnt
Cigarrate Ash said…
Today it’s Me,
Because of You,
Tomorrow it’s You,
Because of Me…. Read More!
World ‘NO TOBACCO’ Day.
A fully burnt
Cigarrate Ash said…
Today it’s Me,
Because of You,
Tomorrow it’s You,
Because of Me…. Read More!
Khirkion Ke Kharakne
khirkion ke kharakne se kharaktay hain kharkannay aur kharkannon
ke kharraknay se kharrakti hain khirkian Read More!
ke kharraknay se kharrakti hain khirkian Read More!
Somebody got angry about that
Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody’s job.
Everybody thought Anybody could do it but
Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn’t do it.
It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody
When Nobody did what Anybody could have done. Read More!
Everybody thought Anybody could do it but
Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn’t do it.
It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody
When Nobody did what Anybody could have done. Read More!
Tumhari is ada ka kya jawad du
Tumhari is ada ka kya jawad du, apne dost ko kya uphar du, koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata, jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du...HAPPY BIRTHDAY My love. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor's fee? An sms when u r free.
Some people like sunday,Some people like monday, However i just like only one day, Its your birthday… Happy Birthday.. Read More!
Some people like sunday,Some people like monday, However i just like only one day, Its your birthday… Happy Birthday.. Read More!
Ur Bday is Special dayOne
Ur Bday is Special dayOne thats just 4 u, A time 4 doing everything U especially like 2 doOn this day thats belong to u, This wish this greeting brings is 4 the joy so deserve and all life'z nicest things! Happy Bitrthday 2 U!
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Wishing u life soft as silkWhite
Wishing u life soft as silkWhite as Milk as honey full of money may all ur dreams comes true and this wish is only 4 uHappy Birthday
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You are a GHONCHU..
Posted by
Rafay Ansar
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Labels:
English Sms,
Fool And Insulting Sms,
Hindi Sms
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You are a GHONCHU..
G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique
Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi... Read More!
G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique
Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi... Read More!
Us ki Chahat ka Sila Yaad nahi
Us ki Chahat ka Sila Yaad nahi,
Yaad ha Jurm, Saza Yaad nahi
Toor kar hamsafari ka Rishta,
Wo kahan Choor Gae Yaad nahi,
Apnay girnay ka Sabab Yaad to hay,
Kiss Bilandi se gira Yaad nahi,
Yaad ha us ka Bicharna hum ko,
Phir Hamen jo bhi Mila Yaad nahi. Read More!
Yaad ha Jurm, Saza Yaad nahi
Toor kar hamsafari ka Rishta,
Wo kahan Choor Gae Yaad nahi,
Apnay girnay ka Sabab Yaad to hay,
Kiss Bilandi se gira Yaad nahi,
Yaad ha us ka Bicharna hum ko,
Phir Hamen jo bhi Mila Yaad nahi. Read More!
"""har aaib sahi
"""har aaib sahi
mujh main magar
aaj bhi mujh
ko"""
"""apnon se
khafa honey ka
andaaz nahi
aya....!!!!! Read More!
mujh main magar
aaj bhi mujh
ko"""
"""apnon se
khafa honey ka
andaaz nahi
aya....!!!!! Read More!
Karo gey Yaad Guzrey Zamaney ko..
Karo gey Yaad Guzrey Zamaney ko..
Tarso Gey Hamarey Sath 1 Pal bitaney ko,
Phir AwAz dogey humey vapis bulaney ko,
Or hum kahian gey..!! Darwaza nahin hai..!!
Kabar sey Bahir aney ko..!! Read More!
Tarso Gey Hamarey Sath 1 Pal bitaney ko,
Phir AwAz dogey humey vapis bulaney ko,
Or hum kahian gey..!! Darwaza nahin hai..!!
Kabar sey Bahir aney ko..!! Read More!
Hellow Friends
Hellow Friends
How r u i hope u will
Be Fine Listen 2 me Carefully
I like Friends Would u like Friendshp
With me.
So I m waiting
Shaniiiiiiiiiiii Read More!
How r u i hope u will
Be Fine Listen 2 me Carefully
I like Friends Would u like Friendshp
With me.
So I m waiting
Shaniiiiiiiiiiii Read More!
Aik pathan ki 10 betyan
Aik pathan ki 10 betyan thi phir ja kar usko ek beta hua.
Pathan ne uska naam kya rakha hoga?
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Zarurat khan. Read More!
Pathan ne uska naam kya rakha hoga?
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Zarurat khan. Read More!
A women travelling in a bus,
A women travelling in a bus,
A man from back touch her hips
woman turned back and said Dekhain aap sahi nahi kar rahay,
Man answered : Itney rush main isse zada sahi nahi hosakta. Read More!
A man from back touch her hips
woman turned back and said Dekhain aap sahi nahi kar rahay,
Man answered : Itney rush main isse zada sahi nahi hosakta. Read More!
Love Sms korlam send Priyar numberate
Love Sms korlam send Priyar numberate,
Sms porlo giya mayer babar hate.
Kopal kharap hole buji koto kichu e hoy
Priyar baba Mobile a dakhai sudu voy.
Ak Sms ae lega galo Jilapir pach,
Taito akhon korina ar Mobile Sms Read More!
Sms porlo giya mayer babar hate.
Kopal kharap hole buji koto kichu e hoy
Priyar baba Mobile a dakhai sudu voy.
Ak Sms ae lega galo Jilapir pach,
Taito akhon korina ar Mobile Sms Read More!
Eccha golo Akas cholo,Vaslo meghar sari
Eccha golo Akas cholo,Vaslo meghar sari,
Khusir jhora tepantore hridoy dilo pari,
Moner maje setar baje khusita mon saje,
Eidar din huq Rongin ai kamonate...EID MUBARAK Read More!
Khusir jhora tepantore hridoy dilo pari,
Moner maje setar baje khusita mon saje,
Eidar din huq Rongin ai kamonate...EID MUBARAK Read More!
Ai Mon chai sudu tomai Valobasi
Ai Mon chai sudu tomai Valobasi,
Ai Mon chai sudu tomar kacha Aasi,
Ai Mon chai tumar mukher akto Hasi,
Ai Mon chai sudu thakte tumar Pasapasi! Read More!
Ai Mon chai sudu tomar kacha Aasi,
Ai Mon chai tumar mukher akto Hasi,
Ai Mon chai sudu thakte tumar Pasapasi! Read More!
On this cold cold nite
On this cold cold nite,in My small small ROOm,i Look At
The Brite Brite StArS iN tHe DaRk DaRk sKy & DrEaM of YouR
sWeet sWeet SmiLe on ur CuTe CuTe FaCe! GdNiTe! Read More!
The Brite Brite StArS iN tHe DaRk DaRk sKy & DrEaM of YouR
sWeet sWeet SmiLe on ur CuTe CuTe FaCe! GdNiTe! Read More!
Kitne Khusnaseeb hai hum jo hamein sapne lene k liye
Kitne Khusnaseeb hai hum jo hamein sapne lene k liye
ye pyari si raat mili
ye chand, ye tare mile or sapno ki saugat mili.
Is pyari si raat ko yun hi jaag k na gawan dena.
Kya pata sapne lene k liye ye raatein kitne janmo baad mili.
So don"t waste ur time. & go to bed & take sweet dreams Read More!
ye pyari si raat mili
ye chand, ye tare mile or sapno ki saugat mili.
Is pyari si raat ko yun hi jaag k na gawan dena.
Kya pata sapne lene k liye ye raatein kitne janmo baad mili.
So don"t waste ur time. & go to bed & take sweet dreams Read More!
Saw my msg?
Saw my msg?
n0???
n0w, can u?
still can"t??
c0z n0 wORds can x-press how special u are!
Good night!
I really want u to be mine,and i"ll say this all the time,
u really are one of kind, and swwtest i""ll find ,
good night my darling, wish u sweet dreams till morning Read More!
n0???
n0w, can u?
still can"t??
c0z n0 wORds can x-press how special u are!
Good night!
I really want u to be mine,and i"ll say this all the time,
u really are one of kind, and swwtest i""ll find ,
good night my darling, wish u sweet dreams till morning Read More!
Early in da morning sun rise
Early in da morning sun rise with may hopse but its set with hopelessly. all da flowers were bloom this evening with pleasant smell but its now wither awfully n tonight all the stars came out to play a signal but all of them are not shining, cos all they nows my friend is sick wish u a cure soon and healthy days ahead.
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Heard that you"re not feeling well
Heard that you"re not feeling well. So brought flowers for you to make you feel Healthier and Happier. Get Well Soon!
Read More!
I very well know the reason
I very well know the reason, why u r taking too long to recover, u r realy being nurse-d there. joke a part, but still, wishing u speedy recovery!
Read More!
Ek Ek Kar k Aao
Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta.
Santa: Phir tune kya kiya?
Banta: Maine kaha salon Ek-Ek karke aao.
Santa: Phir?
Banta: Phir kya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara Peeta! Read More!
Santa: Phir tune kya kiya?
Banta: Maine kaha salon Ek-Ek karke aao.
Santa: Phir?
Banta: Phir kya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara Peeta! Read More!
It's Mom's day
It's Mom's day
n I am here to do my favorite activity of the day...
Guess What????
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Mmmmmm.... putting my arms round u 'n givin' u
A tight sqqqqqquuueeeeezzzeee.... to say.....
Mom u r the best!!!
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY Read More!
n I am here to do my favorite activity of the day...
Guess What????
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.
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Mmmmmm.... putting my arms round u 'n givin' u
A tight sqqqqqquuueeeeezzzeee.... to say.....
Mom u r the best!!!
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY Read More!
For your radiance
For your radiance, warmth and loving heart...
Your caring kisses that drive away the hurt...
Your smile that brightens up a room...
Your warm hugs that... chase away the blues
For your guidance and support for every thing I do..
I just wanna say a Great big thankyou!
I love you Mom
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY Read More!
Your caring kisses that drive away the hurt...
Your smile that brightens up a room...
Your warm hugs that... chase away the blues
For your guidance and support for every thing I do..
I just wanna say a Great big thankyou!
I love you Mom
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY Read More!
This is Mother's day
This is Mother's day...
A day to tell you how much you mean to me.
But Mom... I don't need any special occasion to tell you...
How much I Love You.
That's b'coz I Love You each and every day!
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY TO YOU Read More!
A day to tell you how much you mean to me.
But Mom... I don't need any special occasion to tell you...
How much I Love You.
That's b'coz I Love You each and every day!
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY TO YOU Read More!
Lets welcome the year which is fresh
Lets welcome the year which is fresh
Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas Read More!
Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas Read More!
Two things upon this changing earth
Two things upon this changing earth can neither change nor end; the splendor of Christ's humble birth, the love of friend for friend.
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Christmas may be many things
Christmas may be many things
or it may be a few.
For you, the joy
is each new toy;
for me;
it’s watching U. Read More!
or it may be a few.
For you, the joy
is each new toy;
for me;
it’s watching U. Read More!
Zindagi me her dum hastey raho
Zindagi me her dum hastey raho,
Hasna zindagi ki zarorut hai,
Zindagi ko is andaz mei jiyo k,
Aap ko dekh ker log kahen “wo dekho”
zindagi kitni khubsoorut hai Read More!
Hasna zindagi ki zarorut hai,
Zindagi ko is andaz mei jiyo k,
Aap ko dekh ker log kahen “wo dekho”
zindagi kitni khubsoorut hai Read More!
Hansi ko inbox
Hansi ko inbox,
Ansu ko outbox,
Ghussay ko hold,
Muskan ko sent,
Help ko OK karo,
Dil ko karo vibrat,
phir dekho zindagi ki ringtone
kitni pyari mehsos ho gi, Read More!
Ansu ko outbox,
Ghussay ko hold,
Muskan ko sent,
Help ko OK karo,
Dil ko karo vibrat,
phir dekho zindagi ki ringtone
kitni pyari mehsos ho gi, Read More!
Ek Student Dusre Se
Ek Student Dusre Se:
Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai
2nd Student:
To Phir Chal Kar Thori Parhai Karte Hein . . . Read More!
Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai
2nd Student:
To Phir Chal Kar Thori Parhai Karte Hein . . . Read More!
Stick your tongue out
Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done! Uve now completed Christopher Reeves workout video!!
Read More!
A train is bout 2 crash!
A train is bout 2 crash! A frantic virgin strips off & says can any1 make me feel like a woman b4 i die? So a man takes off his clothes & says iron these!
Read More!
Ek masi ko ghar k kam
Ek masi ko ghar k kam k doaran ek condom mila,,
us ne apni malikan se poocha k ye kya hai?
malkin ne kaha kyun tumharay yhaan sex nahi kartay..
Masi ne jawab dia haan kartay to hain per itna bhi nahi k lulli ki khaal hi utar jaye.
Do u wanna partner,,, Read More!
us ne apni malikan se poocha k ye kya hai?
malkin ne kaha kyun tumharay yhaan sex nahi kartay..
Masi ne jawab dia haan kartay to hain per itna bhi nahi k lulli ki khaal hi utar jaye.
Do u wanna partner,,, Read More!
Skin meets Skin
Skin meets Skin
When is that
the skin meets skin,
hair meets hair
n balls disappear..
dirty mind
its when
u BLINK UR EYES Read More!
When is that
the skin meets skin,
hair meets hair
n balls disappear..
dirty mind
its when
u BLINK UR EYES Read More!
He came 2 me 1 nite
He came 2 me 1 nite
explored my body
licked
sucked
swallowed
& had his fill
wen satisfied he left...
I was hurt...
F***IN MOSQUITO
U Dirty Mind Read More!
explored my body
licked
sucked
swallowed
& had his fill
wen satisfied he left...
I was hurt...
F***IN MOSQUITO
U Dirty Mind Read More!
A Short thing
A Short thing
It gets Longer
when U hold it
N pass between
women Breasts
N enters into
A hole
What is it?
1 min 2 think!
Car Seat Belt
U dirty mind. Read More!
It gets Longer
when U hold it
N pass between
women Breasts
N enters into
A hole
What is it?
1 min 2 think!
Car Seat Belt
U dirty mind. Read More!
Leaping into darkness with delight
Hobgoblins know the proper way to dance:
Arms akimbo, loopy legs askew,
Leaping into darkness with delight,
Lusting for the ecstasy of fright,
Open to the charm of horrors new….
~Nicholas Gordon Read More!
Arms akimbo, loopy legs askew,
Leaping into darkness with delight,
Lusting for the ecstasy of fright,
Open to the charm of horrors new….
~Nicholas Gordon Read More!
Tonight is Halloween!
Shadows of a thousand years rise again unseen,
Voices whisper in the trees, “Tonight is Halloween!”
~Dexter Kozen Read More!
Voices whisper in the trees, “Tonight is Halloween!”
~Dexter Kozen Read More!
Make me a child again
Backward, turn backward,
O Time, in your flight
make me a child again
just for to-night!
~Elizabeth Akers Allen Read More!
O Time, in your flight
make me a child again
just for to-night!
~Elizabeth Akers Allen Read More!
For toothpaste ad
For toothpaste ad they show teeth.
For hair oil they show hair.
For face cream they show face.
But for Whisper they r not showing anything, that's cheating. Jaago Grahak Jaago Read More!
For hair oil they show hair.
For face cream they show face.
But for Whisper they r not showing anything, that's cheating. Jaago Grahak Jaago Read More!
Daal mungi di Phudi gungi
Daal mungi di Phudi gungi di Choot Nurse di Dunia tars di Lora sardar da Barkan mar da Mamma jatti da payar nal patti da gal piar di bond dedar di. sota churs da kosa narsda. mazy sharbat dy mamay nargus dy. kulfi khoy di bond loy di. lun kasai da ty no v chai da.
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Ek baar ek sardaar
Ek baar ek sardaar apni balcony mein khada hota hai apni shirt utar kar.
dusra sardaar bola "u hv a nice chest"
pehla sardar bola "eh teh kuch v nahi apni bharjai ki dekh" Read More!
dusra sardaar bola "u hv a nice chest"
pehla sardar bola "eh teh kuch v nahi apni bharjai ki dekh" Read More!
One day wot happened
one day wot happened a Man is went to girls hostel... n he was masturbating there.. so his friend came n asked hey wot r u doin man.. he told him that ..... IM FUCKN MY GF VIA BLUETOOTH.... hehe
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Teacher: LOVE kese hota hai?
Teacher: LOVE kese hota hai?
Student: Miss ge..."L" ko pakarr ke,
"O" ko daba ke,
"V" mein dalo,
jab "E" kee awaz aaye to samjho k "LOVE" ho gaya Read More!
Student: Miss ge..."L" ko pakarr ke,
"O" ko daba ke,
"V" mein dalo,
jab "E" kee awaz aaye to samjho k "LOVE" ho gaya Read More!
Husband ne magazine parhty huye
Husband ne magazine parhty huye pas leti bv ki choot me ungli Kar di.. Bv: Oh jaano Sex ka mood hy? Husband: Nai, page palatney k liye ungli geeli kerni thi
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Eid aaye Tum na aaye
Eid aaye Tum na aaye kya Maza hai Eid ka
Eid hi to Naam hai Ek Dusrey ki Deed ka
Apna to kisi Tour katt jaye ga ye Din
Tum jis se milo aaj us ko Eid Mubarak Read More!
Eid hi to Naam hai Ek Dusrey ki Deed ka
Apna to kisi Tour katt jaye ga ye Din
Tum jis se milo aaj us ko Eid Mubarak Read More!
Sada hanste raho
sada hanste raho jaise hanste hain phool.
Dunya ke saray gham tumhain jaye bhool.
Charon taraf phalao khushion ke geet.
Isi umeed ke sath tumhe mubarak ho EID Read More!
Dunya ke saray gham tumhain jaye bhool.
Charon taraf phalao khushion ke geet.
Isi umeed ke sath tumhe mubarak ho EID Read More!
Eisi ummid ka sath Yaar tumhe
Eisi ummid ka sath Yaar tumhe...MUBARAK ho EID.
Do you know the Meaning of EID?
Do you know the Meaning of EID?
I think it means "ENJOY in DUNIYA!!"
So, In your life all moments bring EID for you....
Wish You...EID MUBARAK Read More!
Do you know the Meaning of EID?
Do you know the Meaning of EID?
I think it means "ENJOY in DUNIYA!!"
So, In your life all moments bring EID for you....
Wish You...EID MUBARAK Read More!
EID MUBARAK
Look Outside...
It"s so pleasant!
Sun Smiling For you...
Trees Dancing for you...
Birds singing for you...
Because I requested them All to wish You
**..*EID MUBARAK*..** Read More!
It"s so pleasant!
Sun Smiling For you...
Trees Dancing for you...
Birds singing for you...
Because I requested them All to wish You
**..*EID MUBARAK*..** Read More!
May Allah brings dis eid 2 ol muslim ummah
May Allah brings dis eid 2 ol muslim ummah. n may Allah shower his rehmat n barakat upon da entire ummah. n lets make dis promise on dis eid dat we will live our livez accordin 2 da quraan n sunnah of our nabi (s.a.w).
Eid Mubarak. Read More!
Eid Mubarak. Read More!
May on this Eid
May on this EID the Plate of ur life is filled wirh juicy Kababs & Tikkas topped with Chatni of Happiness and covered with Salad of Love.
"EID MUBARAK" Read More!
"EID MUBARAK" Read More!
Shadi se pehle
Shadi se pehle dulhan ka baap dulhe ko kya deta hai ?
Jo shadi k baad wapas leta hai.......?
I am waiting for answer if u r genious....
Baap apna naam wapis laita hai bcoz wife husband k name apnay saath use karti hai Read More!
Jo shadi k baad wapas leta hai.......?
I am waiting for answer if u r genious....
Baap apna naam wapis laita hai bcoz wife husband k name apnay saath use karti hai Read More!
Aik Gali mein
Aik Gali mein...... bachay khel rahay thai uss gali mein se aik ........ aurat guzri Uss ......... aurat ne hath mein ......... pakri thi un ........ bachon ne uss ....... Aurat ki ...... gira di.
in 7 khali jaga main ek hi word aye ga,
Reply must
If u r genius...
============
CHeni Read More!
in 7 khali jaga main ek hi word aye ga,
Reply must
If u r genius...
============
CHeni Read More!
1+3+5+7+9+11+13+15+17+19=100
1+3+5+7+9+11+13+15+17+19=100
Pick the 5 numbers that make 50 by plus. Its a big challenge for you. Read More!
Pick the 5 numbers that make 50 by plus. Its a big challenge for you. Read More!
KEM-CHHO
,.,.,
( "c" )
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KEM-CHHO?
,.,.,
("c" )
>" <
MAJA MA CHHO?
,..,
c" .)
>" <
TABIYAT PANI?
OK !
Toh sms karo nee baba !! Read More!
( "c" )
>" <
KEM-CHHO?
,.,.,
("c" )
>" <
MAJA MA CHHO?
,..,
c" .)
>" <
TABIYAT PANI?
OK !
Toh sms karo nee baba !! Read More!
Yeh b tumhari tarha bohat
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yeh b tumhari tarha bohat kam sms karta tha
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latka diya hai ab pahnasi par
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ab tera kia ho ga kalia....? Read More!
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yeh b tumhari tarha bohat kam sms karta tha
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latka diya hai ab pahnasi par
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ab tera kia ho ga kalia....? Read More!
Ye "Bhai" Ka SMS hai Bhidu
Ye "Bhai" Ka SMS hai Bhidu,
Reply mile tu Tali Bhidu,
Ignore Mile tu Gali Bhidu,
Latest Hua tu Bole JHAKASH,
Porane Hua Tu, SATYANASH
YE Shahid Ka SMS Hai Bhidu.....:) Read More!
Reply mile tu Tali Bhidu,
Ignore Mile tu Gali Bhidu,
Latest Hua tu Bole JHAKASH,
Porane Hua Tu, SATYANASH
YE Shahid Ka SMS Hai Bhidu.....:) Read More!
Mother:Larka pasand aya
Mother:Larka pasand aya,
Beti:Ha lakin wo to bohut Mota hai
Mother:ary Pagli TV 14 Inch ka ho ya 21 inch ka Romote to wahi 7 inch ka hota hai. Read More!
Beti:Ha lakin wo to bohut Mota hai
Mother:ary Pagli TV 14 Inch ka ho ya 21 inch ka Romote to wahi 7 inch ka hota hai. Read More!
4 golden rulZzZz
1)Larki chahay jitni bhi lambi ho Lun lait kar he lay gi
2)Paisa Aur Nangi Larki jahan nazar aye matt choro
3)Lohay per Hathora aur Choot per Lora ussi waqt maro jub wo garam ho
4)Kissmat ki Karni Aur Chooth Ki Garmi kabhi nahee ruktee Read More!
2)Paisa Aur Nangi Larki jahan nazar aye matt choro
3)Lohay per Hathora aur Choot per Lora ussi waqt maro jub wo garam ho
4)Kissmat ki Karni Aur Chooth Ki Garmi kabhi nahee ruktee Read More!
Ek ladki ka rape ho rha tha
ek ladki ka rape ho rha tha ,
ladki jor jor se chila rahi thi kutto, kamino, koi tho condom pehno muzhe AID"S hai. Read More!
ladki jor jor se chila rahi thi kutto, kamino, koi tho condom pehno muzhe AID"S hai. Read More!
Once when I was playing on a road
Santa: Once when I was playing on a road, a speeding bike hit me and I fell down on the earth unconsciously. Banta: Oh my God! Did you survive that accident or you died. Santa: I don’t remember exactly, I was only 3 years old at that time
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Santa needed blood
Santa needed blood for his heart surgery. He got it from a poor (miser) ‘Bania’. Santa gave him 1lakh dollars. Santa needed blood for surgery again. Bania was happy to donate it again. This time, Santa just gave him a Cadburies Chocolate. Bania asked the reason. Santa: Now I also have Bania blood in my body.
Read More!
Standing in front of mirror
Wife (standing in front of mirror) I am fat, old, wrinkled, and no longer pretty. Will you still give me a romantic compliment? Funny Husband: Your eyesight is still excellent!
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Dear son
Santa: Dear son, this time you have to get at least 95% marks. Pappu: No dad, I will get 100% this time. Santa: Why are u making a joke? Pappu: Who started first?
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Slam book filled by Santa
Slam book filled by Santa. Strength: My wife, Jeeto. Weakness: Banta‘s wife, Preeto. Opportunity: When Banta is on tour. Threat: When I am on tour.
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Will U marry
Santa: Will U marry, after I die. Jeeto: No, I will live with my sister. Jeeto: Will U marry, after I die. Santa: No, I will also live with your sister.
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Sab se famous cheez
Jija Sali Sms
Jija: saali ji, ap k yahan ki sab se famous cheez kaunsi he?
Saali: jija ji, jo famous thi, use to ap legae. Read More!
Jija: saali ji, ap k yahan ki sab se famous cheez kaunsi he?
Saali: jija ji, jo famous thi, use to ap legae. Read More!
Jija sali susu
Jija Sali Susu
In a party a lady wanted
to go to Toilet so
She inquired with a Sardar and asked him,
SardarJi SuSu karne ki jagah dikhao,
Sardarji replied you naughty Girl!
Pehle tum Dikhao Read More!
In a party a lady wanted
to go to Toilet so
She inquired with a Sardar and asked him,
SardarJi SuSu karne ki jagah dikhao,
Sardarji replied you naughty Girl!
Pehle tum Dikhao Read More!
Nokia 2310
Jija Sali Sms
Joota chupai ki rasm k wqt dulhay ki 1 sali ne kaha:main to 1100 loongi.
2nd sali boli mai to 2100 loongi.
peche se 1 pathan bola: 2310 lelo, us main FM Bhi hai. Read More!
Joota chupai ki rasm k wqt dulhay ki 1 sali ne kaha:main to 1100 loongi.
2nd sali boli mai to 2100 loongi.
peche se 1 pathan bola: 2310 lelo, us main FM Bhi hai. Read More!
Mirza Ghalib ki date
Mirza Ghalib se 1 larki ne milne ka wada kia
Larki k late aane pe Mirza ne shair kaha
“‘Le ja apni choot kisi or ko de de,
Ghalib ko apne hath se qarar aa gaya’ Read More!
Larki k late aane pe Mirza ne shair kaha
“‘Le ja apni choot kisi or ko de de,
Ghalib ko apne hath se qarar aa gaya’ Read More!
Dil wo kafir Jo
Ghalib Sms
Tu wo zaalim hai Jo Dil mn reh kr b mera na ban Saka “Ghalib”
Aur Dil wo kafir Jo mujh mn reh kr b tera hogaya Read More!
Tu wo zaalim hai Jo Dil mn reh kr b mera na ban Saka “Ghalib”
Aur Dil wo kafir Jo mujh mn reh kr b tera hogaya Read More!
Lay Duss Yaar
GHALIB Ne Arz Kia Hai
Jisko Mein Ne Chaha Wo Kisi Aur Ki Ho Gae…
Wah
Wah
Wah
Lay Duss Yaar Mere Nal Ae Ki Beghairti Ho Gae..!
More Sms Read More!
Jisko Mein Ne Chaha Wo Kisi Aur Ki Ho Gae…
Wah
Wah
Wah
Lay Duss Yaar Mere Nal Ae Ki Beghairti Ho Gae..!
More Sms Read More!
Zakham Inne Gehre IZhaar Ki
Zakham Inne Gehre IZhaar Ki Kariye, Asi Khud Nishana Ban Gaye varr ki Kariye,
Dil Kad K Tere Kadma Ch rakh dita, Hun Tu Hi Das RAJNI Is To Wad Tera satkar
Ki Kariye.... Read More!
Dil Kad K Tere Kadma Ch rakh dita, Hun Tu Hi Das RAJNI Is To Wad Tera satkar
Ki Kariye.... Read More!
I MISS U YAAR
O meri maki di roti
mare sarson de saag
Mare sooji day halwae
Mare LASSI DAY GLASS
Te aamb de achaar nsmsg na mis cal kithey ho sarkar
I MISS U YAAR Read More!
mare sarson de saag
Mare sooji day halwae
Mare LASSI DAY GLASS
Te aamb de achaar nsmsg na mis cal kithey ho sarkar
I MISS U YAAR Read More!
Ya baba peer G
Ya baba Peer G!
Main aan greeb bra dukh hon door,
Bokh sade ghr asi bde majboor,
Hr khushi mile, muk jan ae fatoor,
Khush rehn ma pe, nale jeon mere veer g,
Ya baba peer G!
Dil noo skun mile, tandrust rwan main,
Awan ga ma roz aethe, twano aj kwan main,
Jithey akho khlojan, jithey akho bwan main,
Dewan na niazan j, dyo maino cheer g,
Ya baba peer G!
Notaan wich khedan main te mere thle car howe,
Ehnaa kuj ee howe bs bota na khlar howe,
Matha lawe jera mere nal ohdi har howe,
Tutte, mere agey jeri awey shamsheer g,
Ya baba peer G!
Jhuk k slam kre maino sara shehr,
Othe yadgar bne jithey rkhan pair,
Sare ee mateht hon jutt sheikh mehr,
Mil jawe kursi te bna main wazir g,
Ya baba peer G!
Phsea ae kam ik mera bde chir da,
Iko ee te kurri, jidey ote aan ma marda,
Rano nal wya hoje dil bda kerda,
Mangna wa sohni sassi shireen na ma heer g,
Ya baba peer G! Read More!
Main aan greeb bra dukh hon door,
Bokh sade ghr asi bde majboor,
Hr khushi mile, muk jan ae fatoor,
Khush rehn ma pe, nale jeon mere veer g,
Ya baba peer G!
Dil noo skun mile, tandrust rwan main,
Awan ga ma roz aethe, twano aj kwan main,
Jithey akho khlojan, jithey akho bwan main,
Dewan na niazan j, dyo maino cheer g,
Ya baba peer G!
Notaan wich khedan main te mere thle car howe,
Ehnaa kuj ee howe bs bota na khlar howe,
Matha lawe jera mere nal ohdi har howe,
Tutte, mere agey jeri awey shamsheer g,
Ya baba peer G!
Jhuk k slam kre maino sara shehr,
Othe yadgar bne jithey rkhan pair,
Sare ee mateht hon jutt sheikh mehr,
Mil jawe kursi te bna main wazir g,
Ya baba peer G!
Phsea ae kam ik mera bde chir da,
Iko ee te kurri, jidey ote aan ma marda,
Rano nal wya hoje dil bda kerda,
Mangna wa sohni sassi shireen na ma heer g,
Ya baba peer G! Read More!
Difference between boyfriend and husband
Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,
Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,
Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti. Read More!
&
Husband is gun,
Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,
Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti. Read More!
A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST.
A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.! Read More!
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,
is a HUSBAND.! Read More!
What is FEAR ? ?
What is FEAR ? ?
FEAR is.... that deep, wrenching feeling when pages of your book still smell new and d exam is just 1 day away!!!! Read More!
FEAR is.... that deep, wrenching feeling when pages of your book still smell new and d exam is just 1 day away!!!! Read More!
Hawaon ne rukh hai badla
Hawaon ne rukh hai badla,
Chehron pe udasi chayi hai,
Kahan pehle parties, masti aur hath me dew thi,
Ab to bus xeroxed notes, sukhe biscuit aur ye parhai hai....... Read More!
Chehron pe udasi chayi hai,
Kahan pehle parties, masti aur hath me dew thi,
Ab to bus xeroxed notes, sukhe biscuit aur ye parhai hai....... Read More!
Din me chain nahi,raat ko neend nahi
Din me chain nahi,raat ko neend nahi
jee nahi lagta hai kahin
Ae Khuda kya ye pyaar hai??"
"Nahi beta sabhi exams walo ka yehi haal hai" Read More!
jee nahi lagta hai kahin
Ae Khuda kya ye pyaar hai??"
"Nahi beta sabhi exams walo ka yehi haal hai" Read More!
Human brain is an outstaNDING OBJECT
Human brain is an outstaNDING OBJECT.
IT FUNCTIONS 24 hours,
52 weeks,
365 days
right frm our birth.......
and stops
when we enter the examination hall. Read More!
IT FUNCTIONS 24 hours,
52 weeks,
365 days
right frm our birth.......
and stops
when we enter the examination hall. Read More!
Parh likh kar kya karna hai
Parh likh kar kya karna hai,
Akhir Ek din sabko marna hai,
Mar kar bhi agar janam liya,
to fir sala nursery se hi to parhna hai ! Read More!
Akhir Ek din sabko marna hai,
Mar kar bhi agar janam liya,
to fir sala nursery se hi to parhna hai ! Read More!
TOUGH PAPER
TOUGH PAPER
If in examination hall
during d exam
u feel tht d paper is tough,
dont worry.
Just close ur eyes,
take a deep breath
n say 2 urself
"Dis is a very interesting subject.
I want to study it one more time" Read More!
If in examination hall
during d exam
u feel tht d paper is tough,
dont worry.
Just close ur eyes,
take a deep breath
n say 2 urself
"Dis is a very interesting subject.
I want to study it one more time" Read More!
ALLAH He ALLAH Kiya Kro.
ALLAH He ALLAH Kiya Kro..
Dukh Na Kise ko
Diya Kro...
Itni sasti cal
Hai
Kabhi Kabhi To
Kiya kro... Read More!
Dukh Na Kise ko
Diya Kro...
Itni sasti cal
Hai
Kabhi Kabhi To
Kiya kro... Read More!
Jumme ki nimaz
Jo shakhs jumme ki nimaz k baad masjid k
bahir in £afaz ka qasrat se wird kary ga,wo
shaksh mala maal ho jaye ga,
A££ah k naam pe de de BaBa. Ha ha ha Read More!
bahir in £afaz ka qasrat se wird kary ga,wo
shaksh mala maal ho jaye ga,
A££ah k naam pe de de BaBa. Ha ha ha Read More!
Congratulations
congratulations:
amir khan ki film
"TARAY ZAMEEN PER"
KI KAMYABI KE BAAD APNI FILM K 2ND PART K LIYE AAP
KO CHUN LIYA HAY.JIS MEIN AAP KA BUHAT MAIN ROLE
HAI.
FILM KA NAAM HAI
BAGAIRAT ZAMEEN PER. Read More!
amir khan ki film
"TARAY ZAMEEN PER"
KI KAMYABI KE BAAD APNI FILM K 2ND PART K LIYE AAP
KO CHUN LIYA HAY.JIS MEIN AAP KA BUHAT MAIN ROLE
HAI.
FILM KA NAAM HAI
BAGAIRAT ZAMEEN PER. Read More!
Neem k 4 patte lo
Neem k 4 patte lo
2 ko 1glass pani me boil karo aur
2 ki chatni banao
Phir
chatni ko us pani k sath kha lo
Inshahallah
Kanjosi
K sare jaraseem mar jayenge. Read More!
2 ko 1glass pani me boil karo aur
2 ki chatni banao
Phir
chatni ko us pani k sath kha lo
Inshahallah
Kanjosi
K sare jaraseem mar jayenge. Read More!
Jab kabi b
Jab kabi b
apki larai
10 Logon se ho to
ghabrana mat
bas muje bula lena
bcz
me ne kabi kisi k sath
kutay wali hoty nahi dekhi. Read More!
apki larai
10 Logon se ho to
ghabrana mat
bas muje bula lena
bcz
me ne kabi kisi k sath
kutay wali hoty nahi dekhi. Read More!
Election 2007
Election 2007 Free Tips * Fit antiyan chahiyen hon tauPPP join karain... * Fit larkiyan chahiyen hon tauPML Q Join karain * Gand marwani ho tau PML N join ... * Gand marni ho tauMMA ... * Gand marwa k bori meain band hona ho tau MQM join... & ager * Mutth per guzara kerna ho tau Tehreeq-e-insaaf join karein
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Nehru and Gandhi
Nehru and Gandhi had never used UNDERWEAR under their Dhoti.
Y??????????????
cz they belived in
"FREEDOM OF MOVEMENT" Read More!
Y??????????????
cz they belived in
"FREEDOM OF MOVEMENT" Read More!
Sheikh Radheed asked a girl.how much?
sheikh Radheed asked a girl.how much?
girl: 500 on bed
200 on sofa
and 100 on grass.
sheikh ok 500..
girl:wow on bed????
sheikh:no on grass five times.
Politics SMS Read More!
girl: 500 on bed
200 on sofa
and 100 on grass.
sheikh ok 500..
girl:wow on bed????
sheikh:no on grass five times.
Politics SMS Read More!
Ek baar ek sardaar apni balcony mein
ek baar ek sardaar apni balcony mein khada hota hai apni shirt utar kar.
dusra sardaar bola "u hv a nice chest"
pehla sardar bola "eh teh kuch v nahi apni bharjai ki dekh" Read More!
dusra sardaar bola "u hv a nice chest"
pehla sardar bola "eh teh kuch v nahi apni bharjai ki dekh" Read More!
Yaar Bohat Zor Ka Aya Tha
( ".)
< )___, - - . _
LL .,:,.
SORRY,
yar bohat zor ka aaya tha bas tumhara inbox khali nazar aya to kar diya. Read More!
< )___, - - . _
LL .,:,.
SORRY,
yar bohat zor ka aaya tha bas tumhara inbox khali nazar aya to kar diya. Read More!
Teacher: LOVE kese hota hai?
Student: Miss ge..."L" ko pakarr ke,
"O" ko daba ke,
"V" mein dalo,
jab "E" kee awaz aaye to samjho k "LOVE" ho gaya Read More!
"O" ko daba ke,
"V" mein dalo,
jab "E" kee awaz aaye to samjho k "LOVE" ho gaya Read More!
Wash your face
Wash your face and wash your feet! Now itz time 2 fall asleep. Yours eyes are weak N mouth can't speak so hope tis nite shall b nice and sweet. Good Nite.
Read More!
On this cold cold nite
On this cold cold nite,in My small small ROOm,i Look At The Brite Brite StArS iN tHe DaRk DaRk sKy & DrEaM of YouR sWeet sWeet SmiLe on ur CuTe CuTe FaCe! GdNiTe!
Read More!
Windows of soul begin 2 close
Tireness draws across the mind making the body fade flexibility and soon windows of soul begin 2 close N enter the dreamland!! Sweet Dreams!
Read More!
As u go 2 bed 2nite
As u go 2 bed 2night, I ordered bats 2 guard u tight. I told some ghosts to dance in white, & 2 make sure u r alryt, i'LL ask the dracula 2 kiss ur neck goodnight..
Read More!
Cover blanket tight tight
As nite falls upon the land, it is time 2 Zz again. With the moon hangin in the starlit sky, i'm here to wish U NiteNite! Sweet dreams, cover blanket tight tight
Read More!
Somewhere out there beneath the pale moon
Somewhere out there beneath the pale moon light someone think in of u some where out there where dreams come true... goodnite & sweet dreams 2 you
Read More!
Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it. ....... Read More!
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it. ....... Read More!
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away
hope u share a lots and receive a lots 4 days 2 come
happy Birthday ....... Read More!
hope u share a lots and receive a lots 4 days 2 come
happy Birthday ....... Read More!
Flying papers , multi colours of balloon,
Flying papers , multi colours of balloon, delicated blossom, fantastic people, love and laughter. What it describes? HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Read More!
A prayer: 2 bless ur way
A prayer: 2 bless ur way
A wish : 2 lighten ur moments
A cheer: 2 perfect ur day
A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY Read More!
A wish : 2 lighten ur moments
A cheer: 2 perfect ur day
A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY Read More!
Kick off ur shoes,take a break
Kick off ur shoes,take a break,Crank the tunes,Dance & Shake,light the candles,cut the cake .Make ita a day,that's simply Great!!! Happy B'Day...
Read More!
Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, Happy Birthday
Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you;but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday." HAPPY BIRTHDAY".
Read More!
Married life is full of excitement and frustration
Married life is full of excitement and frustration:
* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen. Read More!
* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen. Read More!
Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon me rehti
Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon me rehti
Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane her din nayi nayi to milti.
WIFE:kal raat tum neend main mujhe gaaliya de rahe the,
HUSBAND:tumhe galatfehmi hui h. WIFE:kaisi galat fehmi? HUSBAND:yehi k main soya hua tha...............! Read More!
Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane her din nayi nayi to milti.
WIFE:kal raat tum neend main mujhe gaaliya de rahe the,
HUSBAND:tumhe galatfehmi hui h. WIFE:kaisi galat fehmi? HUSBAND:yehi k main soya hua tha...............! Read More!
TO ALL BACHELORS
TO ALL BACHELORS
Dont Marry AIRTEL girl,
she will do magic on u.
Dont Marry BSNL girl,
she has connections with all indians.
Dont Marry IDEA girl,
she touches u tomorrow, not today.
Dont Marry RELIANCE girl,
she takes u in her mutthi mein.
Marry only HUTCH girl,
she follows u where ever u go. Read More!
Dont Marry AIRTEL girl,
she will do magic on u.
Dont Marry BSNL girl,
she has connections with all indians.
Dont Marry IDEA girl,
she touches u tomorrow, not today.
Dont Marry RELIANCE girl,
she takes u in her mutthi mein.
Marry only HUTCH girl,
she follows u where ever u go. Read More!
Chahat mein kisi ka imitihan na lena
Chahat mein kisi ka imitihan na lena,
Jo nibha naa sako wo vada na dena,
jise tum bin jine ki aadat hi na ho,
Usse kabhi jine ki dua naa dena. Read More!
Jo nibha naa sako wo vada na dena,
jise tum bin jine ki aadat hi na ho,
Usse kabhi jine ki dua naa dena. Read More!
Wo nadiya nahi aansu the humare
Wo nadiya nahi aansu the humare,
jinpar wo kashti chalate rahe,
Manzil mile unhe ye chahat thi humari,
isiliye hum aansu bahate rahe.. Read More!
jinpar wo kashti chalate rahe,
Manzil mile unhe ye chahat thi humari,
isiliye hum aansu bahate rahe.. Read More!
Is dil ka kaha maano
Is dil ka kaha maano ek kaam kar do,
Ek be-naam si mohabbat mere naam kar do,
Meri par faqat itna ehsan kar do,
Kisi din subha ko milo aur shaam kar do. Read More!
Ek be-naam si mohabbat mere naam kar do,
Meri par faqat itna ehsan kar do,
Kisi din subha ko milo aur shaam kar do. Read More!
I want to share everything
I want to share everything with you, your sadness, your happy moments, every single second of the day.
Do your feet never hurt ???? ... You are wondering around my thoughts all day long.... Read More!
Do your feet never hurt ???? ... You are wondering around my thoughts all day long.... Read More!
Can You See Me
Can you see me? no? Turn around, can you see me now? no? Turn again, can you see me now? I can see you because you have a special place in my heart!
Read More!
Somewhere, SomeOne Dreams
Somewhere, someone dreams of your smile and finds your presence in life so worth while. So when you are lonely, remember it's true that someone, somewhere, is thinking of you.
Read More!
Love sms: Love with someone
when time comes for you to be in love with someone
make sure you choose a right person
who can care and show concern at any time,
any moment and not only loves you
but also loves what you want. Read More!
make sure you choose a right person
who can care and show concern at any time,
any moment and not only loves you
but also loves what you want. Read More!
Love sms: Don’t Wait
Don’t wait until it’s too late to tell
someone how much you love, how much you care.
Because when they’re gone, no matter how loud you shout and cry, they won’t hear you anymore. Read More!
someone how much you love, how much you care.
Because when they’re gone, no matter how loud you shout and cry, they won’t hear you anymore. Read More!
Love sms: My Heart
I have a heart n that is true,
But now it has gone from me to you,
So care for it just like I do,
Because I have no heart n U have two. Read More!
But now it has gone from me to you,
So care for it just like I do,
Because I have no heart n U have two. Read More!
Love sms: Be with U
When things go wrong…
When sadness fills ur heart…
when tears flow in ur eyes…
always remember 3 things
1) I’m with u…
2) Still with u…
3) Will ALWAYS b… Read More!
When sadness fills ur heart…
when tears flow in ur eyes…
always remember 3 things
1) I’m with u…
2) Still with u…
3) Will ALWAYS b… Read More!
The best picture in the world
let
“meâ€
show
you..
the
best picture..
in
the world..
()â€â€˜â€() ()â€â€˜()
( ,’o’ ) ( ‘o’,)
(,) (,) (,) (,)
=hum tum=
friends. Read More!
“meâ€
show
you..
the
best picture..
in
the world..
()â€â€˜â€() ()â€â€˜()
( ,’o’ ) ( ‘o’,)
(,) (,) (,) (,)
=hum tum=
friends. Read More!
Agar msg karna chora to
)))))
( c ‘o
‘:.,-’
)))))
( c ‘==o
‘:.,-’
)))))
( c ‘===o
‘:.,-’
)))))
( c ‘=======o
‘:.,-’
Naak aesi ho jaye gi agar msg karna chora to.:-) Read More!
( c ‘o
‘:.,-’
)))))
( c ‘==o
‘:.,-’
)))))
( c ‘===o
‘:.,-’
)))))
( c ‘=======o
‘:.,-’
Naak aesi ho jaye gi agar msg karna chora to.:-) Read More!
Friendship is like a TREE
F R I E N D S H I P
,;*â€*;, is like
*; ,;* a
__)(____ TRee…..
It is not MEASURED by how TALL it could be,
but how deeply the roots have grown Read More!
,;*â€*;, is like
*; ,;* a
__)(____ TRee…..
It is not MEASURED by how TALL it could be,
but how deeply the roots have grown Read More!
A woman was telling her friend
A woman was telling her friend , "It was I who made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.
The woman replied, " A multi-millionaire". Read More!
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.
The woman replied, " A multi-millionaire". Read More!
A Man Crazzy About His Wife
Y a man carrzy his wife's photo in d wallet?
COZ whenever he faces trouble, sees d photo & thinks-If I can handle THIS i can handle anything! Read More!
COZ whenever he faces trouble, sees d photo & thinks-If I can handle THIS i can handle anything! Read More!
Why Do Couples Hold Hands
Q: Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
A: It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins! Read More!
A: It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins! Read More!
Proud To Be Your Bro
Your love and guidance
In everything that I do
Makes me thankful
For a brother like you
I am proud on to be your Bro Read More!
In everything that I do
Makes me thankful
For a brother like you
I am proud on to be your Bro Read More!
Life Before Marriage
Life befor marrige iz like AIRTEL -- Ayse Azadi or Kahn
Life during engagement iz like RELIANCE -- Kr Lo Dunya Muthi Main
Life during Honeymoon iz like IDEA -- A wife can change ur life
Life after 1 year of marriage iz like HUTCH -- Where ever u go ur wife follows
Life after 10 years of marriage iz like MTNL/BSNL The subscriber is not reachable :D Read More!
Life during engagement iz like RELIANCE -- Kr Lo Dunya Muthi Main
Life during Honeymoon iz like IDEA -- A wife can change ur life
Life after 1 year of marriage iz like HUTCH -- Where ever u go ur wife follows
Life after 10 years of marriage iz like MTNL/BSNL The subscriber is not reachable :D Read More!
What iz Marriage?
What iz Marriage?
1st yr: lalchaye rha na jy
2yr: chalti muskan
3yr: Sabki hawa nikal de
4yr Dubara mat puchna!! Read More!
1st yr: lalchaye rha na jy
2yr: chalti muskan
3yr: Sabki hawa nikal de
4yr Dubara mat puchna!! Read More!
So many options Poison sleeping pills
So many options: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow & sure!
Read More!
Before and After Marriage
Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: NO! Don't even think about it.
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course! Over and over!
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: NO! Why are you even asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every chance I get!
Girl: Will you hit me?
Boy: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes.
Girl: Darling!
After marriage - - - simply read from bottom to top Read More!
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: NO! Don't even think about it.
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course! Over and over!
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: NO! Why are you even asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every chance I get!
Girl: Will you hit me?
Boy: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes.
Girl: Darling!
After marriage - - - simply read from bottom to top Read More!
Marriage and prescription
Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can’t sell you that
Man shows his marriage certificate
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Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn’t knew u had a prescription. Read More!
Chemist: I can’t sell you that
Man shows his marriage certificate
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Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn’t knew u had a prescription. Read More!
Love is one long sweet dream
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
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Darling said the affectionate husband
Darling, said the affectionate husband, I have insured myself for $1,000,000. If anything happens to me you will be provided for.
Good, said his loving wife, Now you wont have to call the doctor every time you feel sick. Read More!
Good, said his loving wife, Now you wont have to call the doctor every time you feel sick. Read More!
Telling a Lie is a fault
Telling a Lie is a fault for a little boy,
an art for a lover,
an accomplishment for a bachelor,
and a matter of survival for a married man. Read More!
an art for a lover,
an accomplishment for a bachelor,
and a matter of survival for a married man. Read More!
The most beloved of speech to Allah
“The most beloved of speech to Allah is that a person should say, ‘Subhaan Allah wa bi hamdih (Glory and praise be to Allah)’.”
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Some one is loving you
Some one is loving you
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Caring for you
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Watching over u
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Protecting u
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Guess who?
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Allah! Read More!
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Caring for you
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Watching over u
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Protecting u
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Guess who?
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Allah! Read More!
Science haz proved that SugaR
Science haz proved that SugaR melts in water……
so plzzzz…DONT walk in rain..
otherwize i wil lose such a sWEEt friend like U..!! Read More!
so plzzzz…DONT walk in rain..
otherwize i wil lose such a sWEEt friend like U..!! Read More!
I have the power to suspend you
Principal:- I have the power to suspend you, I have the power to fine you, Ihave the power to Expel you, Do you know where are you Stand.
Boy says:-In the power house Read More!
Boy says:-In the power house Read More!
Future is Not something U Await
Future is Not something U Await!
It is something U Must Create!
Plan ur Future in Advance coz thts where
U will Spend the Rest of ur Life! Read More!
It is something U Must Create!
Plan ur Future in Advance coz thts where
U will Spend the Rest of ur Life! Read More!
If hardwork is yours
If hardwork is yours,
then success is yours.
If love is yours,
then life is yours,
if confidence is yours,
then the world is yours. Read More!
then success is yours.
If love is yours,
then life is yours,
if confidence is yours,
then the world is yours. Read More!
You can not touch your lower lip
Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge...
Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..
Happy April Fool SMS Read More!
Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..
Happy April Fool SMS Read More!
If Today Any1 Talks and Praises
If Today Any1 Talks & Praises u 4 ur
1) Gud looks
2 ) Nature
3 ) Style
4 ) Attitude,
Kick Them Off. How Dare They FOOL U Before April 1st. Read More!
1) Gud looks
2 ) Nature
3 ) Style
4 ) Attitude,
Kick Them Off. How Dare They FOOL U Before April 1st. Read More!
A Fool can ask more questions
A Fool can ask more questions than a wise man can answer.....
So
There is no wonder that we r speechless durin the viva in practicals. Read More!
So
There is no wonder that we r speechless durin the viva in practicals. Read More!
April Fool comes once a year
YOUR NAME
YOUR FAME
YOUR PERSONALITY
YOUR THOUGHTS
YOUR VIEWS
But keep in mind,
April Fool comes once a year. Congratulations!... Read More!
YOUR FAME
YOUR PERSONALITY
YOUR THOUGHTS
YOUR VIEWS
But keep in mind,
April Fool comes once a year. Congratulations!... Read More!
15th August will add more colors
Our life is full of Colors …
I hope this 15th August will add more colors to your life
Happy Independence Day Read More!
I hope this 15th August will add more colors to your life
Happy Independence Day Read More!
Thousands laid down there lives
thousands laid down there lives so that our country breath this day... never forget there sacrifice..Happy Independence day.
Read More!
Our life is full of Colors
Our life is full of Colors ?
I hope this 14th August will add more colors to your life
Happy Independence Day Read More!
I hope this 14th August will add more colors to your life
Happy Independence Day Read More!
Do you know what Pakistan means
Do you know what Pakistan means?
No???
ok let me tell you
P-> Perfect
A->Aimitious
K->Kool
I->Islamic
S->Super
T->Talented
A->Able
N->Nation
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY JANAB AAP SAB KAI GHAR WALOO KO Read More!
No???
ok let me tell you
P-> Perfect
A->Aimitious
K->Kool
I->Islamic
S->Super
T->Talented
A->Able
N->Nation
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY JANAB AAP SAB KAI GHAR WALOO KO Read More!
Memories are timeless
Heartbeats are countless ....
Spirits are ageless ....
Dreams are endless.....
Memories are timeless....
A friend like you .......
Shameless!!!
OOooopppppsss....!!!!!
Sorry ....
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PRICELESS !!! Read More!
Spirits are ageless ....
Dreams are endless.....
Memories are timeless....
A friend like you .......
Shameless!!!
OOooopppppsss....!!!!!
Sorry ....
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PRICELESS !!! Read More!
When somebody who is deeply
When somebody who is deeply
in Love with you tells that
You are
cure, beautiful, & angelic,
I agree. That’s true,
Beleive me,
I swear because love is definitely blind. Read More!
in Love with you tells that
You are
cure, beautiful, & angelic,
I agree. That’s true,
Beleive me,
I swear because love is definitely blind. Read More!
5 reasons why I like u
5. reasons why I like u.
1. u r never boring.
2. u know how 2 bring a smile on my face.
3. u r always on my side
4. u r perfect
5. u r always fooled by me. Read More!
1. u r never boring.
2. u know how 2 bring a smile on my face.
3. u r always on my side
4. u r perfect
5. u r always fooled by me. Read More!
Wanna play Pearl Harbor?
Wanna play Pearl Harbor? That's where I lay down and you blow the hell out
of me. Read More!
of me. Read More!
May the angels protect u…Happy Easter
May the angels protect u…
may the sadness forget u…
may goodness surround u…
and may Allah always bless u…
Happy Easter!!! Read More!
may the sadness forget u…
may goodness surround u…
and may Allah always bless u…
Happy Easter!!! Read More!
On Easter and always
The budding trees, the new flowers,
and birds that sweetly sing,
whisper to me that it’s Easter.
Here is wishing a warmth for your soul
on Easter and always! Happy Easter Read More!
and birds that sweetly sing,
whisper to me that it’s Easter.
Here is wishing a warmth for your soul
on Easter and always! Happy Easter Read More!
Happy Easter to My Best Friend!
The Easter feeling does not end,
it signals a new beggining of nature spring
and brand new life of friendship.
Happy Easter to My Best Friend! Read More!
it signals a new beggining of nature spring
and brand new life of friendship.
Happy Easter to My Best Friend! Read More!
When you find a dream inside your heart,
When you find a dream inside your heart, don"t let it go.
for dreams are the tiny seeds from which beautiful Tomorrow Grows. Read More!
for dreams are the tiny seeds from which beautiful Tomorrow Grows. Read More!
Take this kiss upon the brow!
Take this kiss upon the brow! And, in parting from you now,
Thus much let me avow--
You are not wrong who deem
That my days have been a dream;
Yet if hope has flown away
In a night, or in a day,
In a vision, or in none,
Is it therefore the less gone?
All that we see or seem
Is but a dream within a dream Read More!
Thus much let me avow--
You are not wrong who deem
That my days have been a dream;
Yet if hope has flown away
In a night, or in a day,
In a vision, or in none,
Is it therefore the less gone?
All that we see or seem
Is but a dream within a dream Read More!
We have within reach,
We have within reach, now, the attainment of almost
every dream of mankind Read More!
every dream of mankind Read More!
He took me from a bar. He took me in his car.
He took me from a bar. He took me in his car.
He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry:
I'm a bottle of wine! Read More!
He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry:
I'm a bottle of wine! Read More!
Kuch log thodi der karte hain….
Kuch log thodi der karte hain….
Kuch log 2-3 dafa karte hain,
aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain,
tab jaakar hota hai….
unka…
Mobile Charge…! Read More!
Kuch log 2-3 dafa karte hain,
aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain,
tab jaakar hota hai….
unka…
Mobile Charge…! Read More!
Tell me.is it going in?
Tell me.is it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?..ooh yeah
..ouch its hurtin ..ok i wil put it in slowly ..
stil hurtin..ahh yeh ....den lets try d other shoe madam. Read More!
..ouch its hurtin ..ok i wil put it in slowly ..
stil hurtin..ahh yeh ....den lets try d other shoe madam. Read More!
Girl:Amma fauji aa raha hai.
Girl:Amma fauji aa raha hai.
Amma: Andar aja in logo ki niyat achchi nahi hoti.
Girl:amma fauji sardar hai.
Amma:phir to bakri ko bhi andar le aa. Read More!
Amma: Andar aja in logo ki niyat achchi nahi hoti.
Girl:amma fauji sardar hai.
Amma:phir to bakri ko bhi andar le aa. Read More!
Ouraat K Doodh k 5 faiday hain;
Ouraat K Doodh k 5 faiday hain;
boil karna nahi parta ,
cat chora nahi sakti,
har mard ki pasand,
kubsurat paking main aik k sath dosra free Read More!
boil karna nahi parta ,
cat chora nahi sakti,
har mard ki pasand,
kubsurat paking main aik k sath dosra free Read More!
Girl MOM se jab main susu karte hun tu siti ki awaz ati
girl MOM se jab main susu karte hun tu siti ki awaz ati
hai par ap ki nahi ati kiun?
MOM replies : baita siti tu maire b bajti the lekin tere
bap ne baja baja kar kharab kardi. Read More!
hai par ap ki nahi ati kiun?
MOM replies : baita siti tu maire b bajti the lekin tere
bap ne baja baja kar kharab kardi. Read More!
To the best friend someone could ever know warm friendly thoughtful in
To the best friend someone could ever know warm friendly thoughtful intelligent and KIND.
Thank you for havn me at your most special and precious day.
haPPy birhtday Read More!
Thank you for havn me at your most special and precious day.
haPPy birhtday Read More!
The Old Believe Everything;
The Old Believe Everything;
The Middle Aged Suspect Everything:
The Young Know Everything. HAPPY BIRTHDAY Read More!
The Middle Aged Suspect Everything:
The Young Know Everything. HAPPY BIRTHDAY Read More!
Before the clock strikes twelve let me
Before the clock strikes twelve let me take the opportunity to let you know that you have grown a year more...
Happy birthday… Read More!
Happy birthday… Read More!
Today Is Your Day To Celebrate
Today Is Your Day To Celebrate
Your Day To Be The Star
So Let The Ones You Love All Cheer
And Say How Special You Are ! Read More!
Your Day To Be The Star
So Let The Ones You Love All Cheer
And Say How Special You Are ! Read More!
Be my Valentine, my love,
Be my Valentine, my love,
As I will be for you,
And we will love the whole day long,
And love our whole lives through.
For love has no parameters
And does not end with time,
But is the gift of paradise,
A pinch of the sublime.
So let us take this holiday
To resubmit our love
To those within that know no sin
And with the angels move Read More!
As I will be for you,
And we will love the whole day long,
And love our whole lives through.
For love has no parameters
And does not end with time,
But is the gift of paradise,
A pinch of the sublime.
So let us take this holiday
To resubmit our love
To those within that know no sin
And with the angels move Read More!
I love you more today
I love you more today than I did yesterday,
But not as much as I will tomorow.
Happy Valentine’s Day! Read More!
But not as much as I will tomorow.
Happy Valentine’s Day! Read More!
What I had in my heart
I searched through books & leafed through cards,
For words that wud convey, what I had in my heart,
But when I sat down to write, all I can write was….
I Love You!
Happy Valentine’s Day! Read More!
For words that wud convey, what I had in my heart,
But when I sat down to write, all I can write was….
I Love You!
Happy Valentine’s Day! Read More!
Urdu Ki Pehli Book 1947-2008
urdu ki pehli book…1947
Alif…Anñar
by….Bakry
py….Pankha
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urdu ki 1st book 2008.
Alif…Aataa
by….Bijli
py….Petrol Read More!
Alif…Anñar
by….Bakry
py….Pankha
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urdu ki 1st book 2008.
Alif…Aataa
by….Bijli
py….Petrol Read More!
What is BBA?
Papa- Beti 12th K Bad Kya Karogi…?
Beti- B.B.A Karungi!!
Papa- What Is Bba.
Beti- Boyfriend Ki Bike Par Aish Read More!
Beti- B.B.A Karungi!!
Papa- What Is Bba.
Beti- Boyfriend Ki Bike Par Aish Read More!
Dont Be sad when a girl call u bhai
Do u know what bhai stands for
BHAI
B.. Best
H.. Husband
A.. Among
I.. Ideals
So be the bhai of every girl Read More!
BHAI
B.. Best
H.. Husband
A.. Among
I.. Ideals
So be the bhai of every girl Read More!
NWFP ka kya matlab hai?
pathan interview denay gaya us se pocha gaya ke NWFP ka kya matlab hai?
Pathan ne jawaab diya:
N=no
W=women
F=for
P=pathan. ! ! ! Read More!
Pathan ne jawaab diya:
N=no
W=women
F=for
P=pathan. ! ! ! Read More!
Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means…
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says: No darling , it means :-
With Idiot For Ever Read More!
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says: No darling , it means :-
With Idiot For Ever Read More!
Samne na ho to tarasti hain ankhen
samne na ho to tarasti hain ankhen,
yaad mein apki barasti hain ankhein,
mere liye na sahi inke liye hi aa jao,
ap se bepanah mohabbat karti hain ye ankhen Read More!
yaad mein apki barasti hain ankhein,
mere liye na sahi inke liye hi aa jao,
ap se bepanah mohabbat karti hain ye ankhen Read More!
Aadmi shaadi kyun karta hai
Aadmi shaadi kyun karta hai?
Takee woh marne ke baad agar Swarg jaye toh achcha feel kare aur agar Nark jaye to homely feel kare… Read More!
Takee woh marne ke baad agar Swarg jaye toh achcha feel kare aur agar Nark jaye to homely feel kare… Read More!
Najane yeh jindagi kya chahti humse
Najane yeh jindagi kya chahti humse,
Hum lute hue kya lutenge dosti kar gamse,
Gawa chuke sab kuch bas saans thi apni aakhir,
Thum jayenge yeh bhi, tera nam le aakhiri dumse. Read More!
Hum lute hue kya lutenge dosti kar gamse,
Gawa chuke sab kuch bas saans thi apni aakhir,
Thum jayenge yeh bhi, tera nam le aakhiri dumse. Read More!
What is the fastest thing on earth
What is the fastest thing on earth??
Bullet??
No…
Sound???
No….
Light???
No….
Ans: Prayer
Bcoz it reaches god even before u say it…!!! Read More!
Bullet??
No…
Sound???
No….
Light???
No….
Ans: Prayer
Bcoz it reaches god even before u say it…!!! Read More!
Invitation of Namaz is 700 times in Quran
Invitation of Namaz is 700 times in Quran,
Hazrat Ayesha was the first who counted all qurani ayats,
Quran-e-Pak was completed in 22 years, 5 months & 14 days.
The name of Allah is 2584 times in Quran-e-Pak,
Qurn-e-Pak has translated in 103 languages in the world,
4 Names of masjids r mentioned in Quran-e-Pak
1)Masjid-ul-Haram
2)Masjid-ul-Ziraar
3)Masjid-ul-Nabawi
4)Masjid-ul-Aqsa Read More!
Hazrat Ayesha was the first who counted all qurani ayats,
Quran-e-Pak was completed in 22 years, 5 months & 14 days.
The name of Allah is 2584 times in Quran-e-Pak,
Qurn-e-Pak has translated in 103 languages in the world,
4 Names of masjids r mentioned in Quran-e-Pak
1)Masjid-ul-Haram
2)Masjid-ul-Ziraar
3)Masjid-ul-Nabawi
4)Masjid-ul-Aqsa Read More!
He who remembers his Lord
The prophet (SAW) said:
He who remembers his Lord
and who does not remember his Lord,
are like the living and the dead.
(Al-Bukhari) 11/208;Muslim 1/539 Read More!
He who remembers his Lord
and who does not remember his Lord,
are like the living and the dead.
(Al-Bukhari) 11/208;Muslim 1/539 Read More!
Patient t must be tough spending
Patient: It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone mouth.
Dentist: I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet. Read More!
Dentist: I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet. Read More!
We always feel bad
We always feel bad
&
think that good things
happen only to others
But we forget that we
are others for someone else. Read More!
&
think that good things
happen only to others
But we forget that we
are others for someone else. Read More!
2 sardar bank lotne gaye
2 sardar bank lotne gaye
pr gun bhol gaye
phr bhi bank lot liya
kese ?
bank manger b sardar tha
bola
kal yad se gun dikha jana..... Read More!
pr gun bhol gaye
phr bhi bank lot liya
kese ?
bank manger b sardar tha
bola
kal yad se gun dikha jana..... Read More!
Judge why did u shoot ur wife
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?
Sardar:Your honour,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week. Read More!
instead of shootingher lover?
Sardar:Your honour,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week. Read More!
Tell me the name of this bird by seeing
In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name Read More!
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name Read More!
Actress MERRA is Opening A College
Famous Pakistani Actress MERRA is Opening A College
The name Of College Is
Woman College For Boys Read More!
The name Of College Is
Woman College For Boys Read More!
Zindagi ki ABC
Zindagi ki ABC
A
Aitbar
B
Bharosa
C
Chahat
D
Dosti
E
Enayat
F
Faisla
G
Ghum
H
Humsafar
I
Intezar
J
Justuju
K
Khayal
L
Lamhay
M
Muhabbat
N
Narazgi
O
Omeed
P
Pyaar
Q
Qismat
R
Rishtay
S
Samjhota
T
Thanks
U
Udasi
V
Virasat
W
wada
X
Xcuses
Y
Yaadain
Z
Zindagi
Kaisi lagi Zindagi ki ABCD.... Read More!
A
Aitbar
B
Bharosa
C
Chahat
D
Dosti
E
Enayat
F
Faisla
G
Ghum
H
Humsafar
I
Intezar
J
Justuju
K
Khayal
L
Lamhay
M
Muhabbat
N
Narazgi
O
Omeed
P
Pyaar
Q
Qismat
R
Rishtay
S
Samjhota
T
Thanks
U
Udasi
V
Virasat
W
wada
X
Xcuses
Y
Yaadain
Z
Zindagi
Kaisi lagi Zindagi ki ABCD.... Read More!
Woh nahi mera magar usse Mohabbat hai to hai
Woh nahi mera magar usse Mohabbat hai to hai,
Yeh agar rasmo rivajo se Baghawat hai to hai.
Sach ko sach keh diya to keh diya,
Zamane ki nazar mei himakat hai to hai.
Dost hokar dushmano sa satata hai,
Phir bhi us pe marna apni fitrat hai to hai.
Kab kaha maine k mil jaye mujhko,
Uski baahon mei dum nikle itni hasrat hai to hai....... Read More!
Yeh agar rasmo rivajo se Baghawat hai to hai.
Sach ko sach keh diya to keh diya,
Zamane ki nazar mei himakat hai to hai.
Dost hokar dushmano sa satata hai,
Phir bhi us pe marna apni fitrat hai to hai.
Kab kaha maine k mil jaye mujhko,
Uski baahon mei dum nikle itni hasrat hai to hai....... Read More!
A friend of mine asked me one day
A friend of mine asked me one day, What trust someday I replied, Trusting u was my decision & Proving me right is ur Choice.
Read More!
When Nights are long and Friends are few
When Nights are long & Friends are few,
I sit by my window & I think of u
A silent whisper a silent tear
With all my Heart I wish you were here Read More!
I sit by my window & I think of u
A silent whisper a silent tear
With all my Heart I wish you were here Read More!
Love is like missed call
Love is like missed call.
It stop when u try 2 catch.
But friendship is like sms bcoz it comes &
Stays inside your Inbox. Read More!
It stop when u try 2 catch.
But friendship is like sms bcoz it comes &
Stays inside your Inbox. Read More!
If U need a friend and
If U need a friend and
there are a hundred steps between us,
you can take the 1st step to get near me
and i will take all 99 step to be there for you. Read More!
there are a hundred steps between us,
you can take the 1st step to get near me
and i will take all 99 step to be there for you. Read More!
I say and you listen
I say and you listen,
Its a good friendship.
You say and I listen,
Is a better friendship.
But I don’t say and you understand,
Is best friendship. Read More!
Its a good friendship.
You say and I listen,
Is a better friendship.
But I don’t say and you understand,
Is best friendship. Read More!
The one who holds ur hand every
The one who holds ur hand every time surely a good friend,
But a best friend is the one who holds your hand more tightly,
When you say leave me alone!! Read More!
But a best friend is the one who holds your hand more tightly,
When you say leave me alone!! Read More!
Pyar ik bar ho to usy bholapan kehty hn
Pyar ik bar ho to usy bholapan kehty hn, Agr wo 2 bar ho to usy apnapan kehty hn, 3 bar ho to usy dewanapan kehtay hn, Ar agr bar bar ho ushy kaminapan kehty hn.
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Dont walk as if you rule the world
Dont walk as if you rule the world. Walk as if you don't care who rules the world...!
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Anyone can love a rose
Anyone can love a rose, bt its a great deal to love a leaf. Dont love sum1 who is beautiful, but love 1 who can make Ur life beautiful.
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A fulfiling future belongs 2 those
A fulfiling future belongs 2 those wit strong vision and resilence.It doesn't matter where U might be now.Starting well n finishing strong is what counts
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The candle of hope is the source
The candle of hope is the source of light for success in life so don't loose it. Failures try to blow it out but try to guard it with both your hands.Good Luck to U
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How true my feelings were I found out to be The best thing
How true my feelings were I found out to be The best thing
in my life Was when you married me Thank you my loving
wife(loving Husband), For the years we share I know one thing
for sure We make a wonderful pair
Happy Anniversary Read More!
in my life Was when you married me Thank you my loving
wife(loving Husband), For the years we share I know one thing
for sure We make a wonderful pair
Happy Anniversary Read More!
Ek din ghalis se ek larki ne milne ka wada kia
Ek din ghalis se ek larki ne milne ka wada kia.
us din larki k late ane par ghalis ne yeh shair arz kya:
le ja apni choot kisi or ko de de..
Ghalis ko apne hath se qarar agaya... Read More!
us din larki k late ane par ghalis ne yeh shair arz kya:
le ja apni choot kisi or ko de de..
Ghalis ko apne hath se qarar agaya... Read More!
Son: Papa condom kia hota hai
Son: Papa condom kia hota hai
Papa: chal bhaag mujhe nai pata
Son: tabhi toh hum 11 bhean bhai hai..... Read More!
Papa: chal bhaag mujhe nai pata
Son: tabhi toh hum 11 bhean bhai hai..... Read More!
A girl who opens her hands recieves gifts.
A girl who opens her hands recieves gifts.
who opens her heart recives love.
who opens her legs recieves happines Read More!
who opens her heart recives love.
who opens her legs recieves happines Read More!
One day girl asked mom.
One day girl asked mom.
Girl: Ma yeh Lund kya hota hai?
Maa: Jab tu bari ho ker achi beti banegi to tujhe b 1 milega
Beti: agar me buri bani?
Maa: to bohot sare milenge! Read More!
Girl: Ma yeh Lund kya hota hai?
Maa: Jab tu bari ho ker achi beti banegi to tujhe b 1 milega
Beti: agar me buri bani?
Maa: to bohot sare milenge! Read More!
1 Man Asks Shopkeeper: Is UNDERWEAR ki kya garranty hai?
1 man asks shopkeeper: Is UNDERWEAR ki kya garranty hai?
Shpkeeper: 12ve manzil se jump mar kay dekh,
Gand phat jayegi par yeh nahin phatay gee! Read More!
Shpkeeper: 12ve manzil se jump mar kay dekh,
Gand phat jayegi par yeh nahin phatay gee! Read More!
Sardar ko uski wife ne apne
Sardar ko uski wife ne apne boobs suck kerne ko kaha,
Sardar thodi der chusne k baad ronay laga..
Sardarni, "Kya hua?"
Sardar:Maa ki yaad agaye.... Read More!
Sardar thodi der chusne k baad ronay laga..
Sardarni, "Kya hua?"
Sardar:Maa ki yaad agaye.... Read More!
Do doston ki biwian driving seekh rahi thee
Do doston ki biwian driving seekh rahi thee
1)Yaar meri biwi tou sote sote gari chalati hai, neend main bhi
mera pakar k gear badalti hai
2)Yaar meray wali tou neend mein tangein khol k bolti hai 500 ka dal do. Read More!
1)Yaar meri biwi tou sote sote gari chalati hai, neend main bhi
mera pakar k gear badalti hai
2)Yaar meray wali tou neend mein tangein khol k bolti hai 500 ka dal do. Read More!
WIFE ANGRILY:main yeh ghar chor ker ja rahi hoon
WIFE ANGRILY:main yeh ghar chor ker ja rahi hoon
Husband: Acha jao... mera LUN pay charho!
Wife: Tumhari yehi khoobsurat batein mujhe janey nai deti Read More!
Husband: Acha jao... mera LUN pay charho!
Wife: Tumhari yehi khoobsurat batein mujhe janey nai deti Read More!
Sex is like a restaurant
Sex is like a restaurant,
sometimes u get good service,
sometimes bad service,
sometimes no service
and many times u hav 2 be happy wid self service. Read More!
sometimes u get good service,
sometimes bad service,
sometimes no service
and many times u hav 2 be happy wid self service. Read More!
Wife : Pehlay tum daily karte they
Wife : Pehlay tum daily karte they phir weekly aur
ab monthly karte ho .. Kyun ?
Husband :Pehle teri aisee thee {}
Phir aisee thee { } ..
Ab aisee hai { } ..
Ab kia karoon aise {} ki talash
mein dar dar ki thokrein khaa raha hoon. Read More!
ab monthly karte ho .. Kyun ?
Husband :Pehle teri aisee thee {}
Phir aisee thee { } ..
Ab aisee hai { } ..
Ab kia karoon aise {} ki talash
mein dar dar ki thokrein khaa raha hoon. Read More!
A smile gives red colour 2 ur cheeks
A smile gives red colour 2 ur cheeks,
White 2 ur teeth,
Pink colour 2 ur lips,
Silver colour 2 ur eyes,
So keep smiling
&
enjoy the colours of life Read More!
White 2 ur teeth,
Pink colour 2 ur lips,
Silver colour 2 ur eyes,
So keep smiling
&
enjoy the colours of life Read More!
A cute little smile 4 breakfast
Doctor’s prescription 4 u.
A cute little smile 4 breakfast.
More laughs 4 lunch.
Lots of happiness for dinner.
Doctor’s fee? An sms when u r free. Read More!
A cute little smile 4 breakfast.
More laughs 4 lunch.
Lots of happiness for dinner.
Doctor’s fee? An sms when u r free. Read More!
Your smile may be a pearl for someone
Some times ur existence
gives hope to one person,
Your smile may be a pearl for someone,
Your presence might be the
desire of the 1 who loves U dearly.
So value yourself. Read More!
gives hope to one person,
Your smile may be a pearl for someone,
Your presence might be the
desire of the 1 who loves U dearly.
So value yourself. Read More!
Girls misuse it, models sell it
Girls misuse it!
models sell it!
photograhers cage it!
doctors advice it!
death freezes it!
artists create it!
Guess, what’s that?
It’s SMILE! KEEP SMILING!! Read More!
models sell it!
photograhers cage it!
doctors advice it!
death freezes it!
artists create it!
Guess, what’s that?
It’s SMILE! KEEP SMILING!! Read More!
SMILE stands for
SMILE:
S: Sets u free,
M: Makes u special,
I: Increases ur face value,
L: Lifts up ur spirits,
E: Erases all ur tensions,
So, please keep smiling. Read More!
S: Sets u free,
M: Makes u special,
I: Increases ur face value,
L: Lifts up ur spirits,
E: Erases all ur tensions,
So, please keep smiling. Read More!
Smiling is infectious, u catch it like flu
Smiling is infectious,
you catch it like the flu.
when someone smiled at me today,
I started smiling too.
I passed around the corner,
and someone saw my grin.
when he smiled I realized.
I’d passed it on to him!
I thought about that smile,
then I realized it’s worth.
a single smile just like mine,
could travel round the Earth Read More!
you catch it like the flu.
when someone smiled at me today,
I started smiling too.
I passed around the corner,
and someone saw my grin.
when he smiled I realized.
I’d passed it on to him!
I thought about that smile,
then I realized it’s worth.
a single smile just like mine,
could travel round the Earth Read More!
Missing me and reading my SMS
Let me guess what U R doing…
Reading book?
Na Na!
Listining Music?
Uhu!
Watching TV?
Nah!
Caught U!
Missing me and reading my SMS na.!!
Oh now U R smiling. Read More!
Reading book?
Na Na!
Listining Music?
Uhu!
Watching TV?
Nah!
Caught U!
Missing me and reading my SMS na.!!
Oh now U R smiling. Read More!
Smile is a language of Love
Smile is a language of Love.
Smile is a way to get success,
Smile is to win the hearts.
Smile improves ur personality.
So, keep smiling :) Read More!
Smile is a way to get success,
Smile is to win the hearts.
Smile improves ur personality.
So, keep smiling :) Read More!
Smile in ease, smile in pain
Smile in ease,
Smile in pain,
Smile when trouble,
pour like rain,
smile when someone hurt ur fellings,
smiles you know are very hailng… Read More!
Smile in pain,
Smile when trouble,
pour like rain,
smile when someone hurt ur fellings,
smiles you know are very hailng… Read More!
< ( . . )> S o r r y
< ( . . )>
/ ( v)
(,,)..(,,)...
Hello, How R U?
< ( . . )>
/ (v )
( , , )..( ,, )...
FINE..!
R U bored from MY SMS!
< ( . . )> S o r r y
/ ( v )(,,) again!
FINE..! Read More!
/ ( v)
(,,)..(,,)...
Hello, How R U?
< ( . . )>
/ (v )
( , , )..( ,, )...
FINE..!
R U bored from MY SMS!
< ( . . )> S o r r y
/ ( v )(,,) again!
FINE..! Read More!
Anytime you are angry that
Anytime you are angry that breaks my heart but my heart will never stop to love you............ sorry for that
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SORRY.... SORRY.... SORRY.....SORRY....
SORRY.... SORRY.... SORRY.....SORRY....
Dont get confused ,Arey Baba SORRY means:
S-Some,
O-One
Is,R-Really,
R-Rememberinhg
Y-You.....Have A wonderful day.... Read More!
Dont get confused ,Arey Baba SORRY means:
S-Some,
O-One
Is,R-Really,
R-Rememberinhg
Y-You.....Have A wonderful day.... Read More!
Mill jaye koi Naya to Hamein na Bhula dena Koi Rulaye
Mill jaye koi Naya to Hamein na Bhula dena Koi Rulaye Tumhein to Hamein Yaad kar lena Dost Rahange umar bhar Tumhare Tumhari Khushi na sahi Gham hi Baant lena
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