Eid aaye Tum na aaye

Eid aaye Tum na aaye kya Maza hai Eid ka
Eid hi to Naam hai Ek Dusrey ki Deed ka
Apna to kisi Tour katt jaye ga ye Din
Tum jis se milo aaj us ko Eid Mubarak Read More!

Sada hanste raho

sada hanste raho jaise hanste hain phool.
Dunya ke saray gham tumhain jaye bhool.
Charon taraf phalao khushion ke geet.
Isi umeed ke sath tumhe mubarak ho EID Read More!

Eisi ummid ka sath Yaar tumhe

Eisi ummid ka sath Yaar tumhe...MUBARAK ho EID.
Do you know the Meaning of EID?
Do you know the Meaning of EID?
I think it means "ENJOY in DUNIYA!!"
So, In your life all moments bring EID for you....
Wish You...EID MUBARAK Read More!

EID MUBARAK

Look Outside...
It"s so pleasant!
Sun Smiling For you...
Trees Dancing for you...
Birds singing for you...
Because I requested them All to wish You
**..*EID MUBARAK*..** Read More!

May Allah brings dis eid 2 ol muslim ummah

May Allah brings dis eid 2 ol muslim ummah. n may Allah shower his rehmat n barakat upon da entire ummah. n lets make dis promise on dis eid dat we will live our livez accordin 2 da quraan n sunnah of our nabi (s.a.w).
Eid Mubarak. Read More!

May on this Eid

May on this EID the Plate of ur life is filled wirh juicy Kababs & Tikkas topped with Chatni of Happiness and covered with Salad of Love.
"EID MUBARAK" Read More!

Shadi se pehle

Shadi se pehle dulhan ka baap dulhe ko kya deta hai ?

Jo shadi k baad wapas leta hai.......?


I am waiting for answer if u r genious....

Baap apna naam wapis laita hai bcoz wife husband k name apnay saath use karti hai Read More!

Aik Gali mein

Aik Gali mein...... bachay khel rahay thai uss gali mein se aik ........ aurat guzri Uss ......... aurat ne hath mein ......... pakri thi un ........ bachon ne uss ....... Aurat ki ...... gira di.
in 7 khali jaga main ek hi word aye ga,
Reply must
If u r genius...
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CHeni Read More!

1+3+5+7+9+11+13+15+17+19=100

1+3+5+7+9+11+13+15+17+19=100
Pick the 5 numbers that make 50 by plus. Its a big challenge for you. Read More!

KEM-CHHO

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Toh sms karo nee baba !! Read More!

Yeh b tumhari tarha bohat

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yeh b tumhari tarha bohat kam sms karta tha
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latka diya hai ab pahnasi par
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ab tera kia ho ga kalia....? Read More!

Ye "Bhai" Ka SMS hai Bhidu

Ye "Bhai" Ka SMS hai Bhidu,

Reply mile tu Tali Bhidu,

Ignore Mile tu Gali Bhidu,

Latest Hua tu Bole JHAKASH,

Porane Hua Tu, SATYANASH


YE Shahid Ka SMS Hai Bhidu.....:) Read More!

Mother:Larka pasand aya

Mother:Larka pasand aya,
Beti:Ha lakin wo to bohut Mota hai
Mother:ary Pagli TV 14 Inch ka ho ya 21 inch ka Romote to wahi 7 inch ka hota hai. Read More!

4 golden rulZzZz

1)Larki chahay jitni bhi lambi ho Lun lait kar he lay gi
2)Paisa Aur Nangi Larki jahan nazar aye matt choro
3)Lohay per Hathora aur Choot per Lora ussi waqt maro jub wo garam ho
4)Kissmat ki Karni Aur Chooth Ki Garmi kabhi nahee ruktee Read More!

Ek ladki ka rape ho rha tha

ek ladki ka rape ho rha tha ,
ladki jor jor se chila rahi thi kutto, kamino, koi tho condom pehno muzhe AID"S hai. Read More!

Once when I was playing on a road

Santa: Once when I was playing on a road, a speeding bike hit me and I fell down on the earth unconsciously. Banta: Oh my God! Did you survive that accident or you died. Santa: I don’t remember exactly, I was only 3 years old at that time Read More!

Santa needed blood

Santa needed blood for his heart surgery. He got it from a poor (miser) ‘Bania’. Santa gave him 1lakh dollars. Santa needed blood for surgery again. Bania was happy to donate it again. This time, Santa just gave him a Cadburies Chocolate. Bania asked the reason. Santa: Now I also have Bania blood in my body. Read More!

Standing in front of mirror

Wife (standing in front of mirror) I am fat, old, wrinkled, and no longer pretty. Will you still give me a romantic compliment? Funny Husband: Your eyesight is still excellent! Read More!

Dear son

Santa: Dear son, this time you have to get at least 95% marks. Pappu: No dad, I will get 100% this time. Santa: Why are u making a joke? Pappu: Who started first? Read More!

Slam book filled by Santa

Slam book filled by Santa. Strength: My wife, Jeeto. Weakness: Banta‘s wife, Preeto. Opportunity: When Banta is on tour. Threat: When I am on tour. Read More!

Will U marry

Santa: Will U marry, after I die. Jeeto: No, I will live with my sister. Jeeto: Will U marry, after I die. Santa: No, I will also live with your sister. Read More!

Sab se famous cheez

Jija Sali Sms
Jija: saali ji, ap k yahan ki sab se famous cheez kaunsi he?
Saali: jija ji, jo famous thi, use to ap legae. Read More!

Jija sali susu

Jija Sali Susu
In a party a lady wanted
to go to Toilet so
She inquired with a Sardar and asked him,
SardarJi SuSu karne ki jagah dikhao,
Sardarji replied you naughty Girl!
Pehle tum Dikhao Read More!

Nokia 2310

Jija Sali Sms
Joota chupai ki rasm k wqt dulhay ki 1 sali ne kaha:main to 1100 loongi.
2nd sali boli mai to 2100 loongi.
peche se 1 pathan bola: 2310 lelo, us main FM Bhi hai. Read More!

Mirza Ghalib ki date

Mirza Ghalib se 1 larki ne milne ka wada kia
Larki k late aane pe Mirza ne shair kaha
“‘Le ja apni choot kisi or ko de de,
Ghalib ko apne hath se qarar aa gaya’ Read More!

Dil wo kafir Jo

Ghalib Sms
Tu wo zaalim hai Jo Dil mn reh kr b mera na ban Saka “Ghalib”
Aur Dil wo kafir Jo mujh mn reh kr b tera hogaya Read More!

Lay Duss Yaar

GHALIB Ne Arz Kia Hai
Jisko Mein Ne Chaha Wo Kisi Aur Ki Ho Gae…
Wah
Wah
Wah
Lay Duss Yaar Mere Nal Ae Ki Beghairti Ho Gae..!
More Sms Read More!