Wada kero per nibhana sikho
Chahat dil mein rakho per jitna sikho
U hi kisi ko intizar na karvao
Koi ager pyar se SMS kare to jawab dena sikho.
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Zulf rukh say hatta k bat karo
zulf rukh say hatta k bat karo
raat ko din bana k bat karo
ashianay k charagh madhum hain tum zara
aankhain uttha k baat karo koi taza fareb
danain ko tum zara muskara k baat karo
yeh bhi andazay guftagu hai koi jab karo dil dukha k bat karo. Read More!
raat ko din bana k bat karo
ashianay k charagh madhum hain tum zara
aankhain uttha k baat karo koi taza fareb
danain ko tum zara muskara k baat karo
yeh bhi andazay guftagu hai koi jab karo dil dukha k bat karo. Read More!
15th August will add more colors
Our life is full of Colors â?¦
I hope this 15th August will add more colors to your life
Happy Independence Day Read More!
I hope this 15th August will add more colors to your life
Happy Independence Day Read More!
Thousands laid down there lives
thousands laid down there lives so that our country breath this day... never forget there sacrifice..Happy Independence day.
Read More!
Do you know what Pakistan means
Do you know what Pakistan means?
No???
ok let me tell you
P-> Perfect
A->Aimitious
K->Kool
I->Islamic
S->Super
T->Talented
A->Able
N->Nation
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY JANAB AAP SAB KAI GHAR WALOO KO Read More!
No???
ok let me tell you
P-> Perfect
A->Aimitious
K->Kool
I->Islamic
S->Super
T->Talented
A->Able
N->Nation
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY JANAB AAP SAB KAI GHAR WALOO KO Read More!
My pray for you
Its my pray when u sleep ur sorrow ,tension and worries also sleepforever and when u get up ur success of life get up with u forever…..
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Praying for you
when a butterfly comes close to you,,
when a perfumes rose touches ur face,,
when ur mobile dance on a nice tone,,
Remember its me,,,
Praying for u ,, Read More!
when a perfumes rose touches ur face,,
when ur mobile dance on a nice tone,,
Remember its me,,,
Praying for u ,, Read More!
Sohne sohne nain-naksh usde
Sohne sohne nain-naksh usde
vekhan waale bada pasand karde
sade naal kare oh pyar hass ke
eho jiha Rabba koi parband kar de
sanu vi sohna bana Rabba
nahi taan sohne banaane band kar de!! Read More!
vekhan waale bada pasand karde
sade naal kare oh pyar hass ke
eho jiha Rabba koi parband kar de
sanu vi sohna bana Rabba
nahi taan sohne banaane band kar de!! Read More!
SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu
SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu,
teri yaad ne mobile fada dita,
Message likhde likhde space muki,
assi overwrite alloweed la dita,
yaara mereya message reply karin,
assi apna farz nibha dita!! Read More!
teri yaad ne mobile fada dita,
Message likhde likhde space muki,
assi overwrite alloweed la dita,
yaara mereya message reply karin,
assi apna farz nibha dita!! Read More!
Tussi Hasde yo sanu hasaan vaaste
Tussi Hasde yo sanu hasaan vaaste
tussi rone yo saanu rovaan vaaste
ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo
Marr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste Read More!
tussi rone yo saanu rovaan vaaste
ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo
Marr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste Read More!
Navratri SMS
Maa durga apko apni 9 bhujao se:
1. bal
2. buddhi
3. aishwarya
4. sukh
5. swasthya
6. daulat
7. abhijeet
8. nirbhikta
9. sampannta
pradan kare
JAI MATA DI. Read More!
1. bal
2. buddhi
3. aishwarya
4. sukh
5. swasthya
6. daulat
7. abhijeet
8. nirbhikta
9. sampannta
pradan kare
JAI MATA DI. Read More!
Happy Navratri SMS Greetings
This Navratri, may you be blessed with good fortune
As long as Ganeshji’s trunk,
Wealth and prosperity as big as his stomach,
Happiness as sweet as his ladoos
And may your trouble be as small as his mouse.
Happy Navratri
Memories of moments celebrated together
Moments that have been attached in my heart forever
Make me Miss You even more this Navratri.
Hope this Navratri brings in Good Fortune
And Long lasting happiness for you!
Happy Navratri
Fortunate is the one
Who has learned to admire,
But not to envy.
Good wishes for a joyous Navratri,
With a plenty of peace and prosperity.
Lakshmi ka Hath ho,Saraswati ka Sath ho,Ganesh ka niwas ho,
aur maa durga ke
ashirwad se Aapke jeevan mai prakash hi prakash ho….
‘HAPPY NAVRATRI’ Read More!
As long as Ganeshji’s trunk,
Wealth and prosperity as big as his stomach,
Happiness as sweet as his ladoos
And may your trouble be as small as his mouse.
Happy Navratri
Memories of moments celebrated together
Moments that have been attached in my heart forever
Make me Miss You even more this Navratri.
Hope this Navratri brings in Good Fortune
And Long lasting happiness for you!
Happy Navratri
Fortunate is the one
Who has learned to admire,
But not to envy.
Good wishes for a joyous Navratri,
With a plenty of peace and prosperity.
Lakshmi ka Hath ho,Saraswati ka Sath ho,Ganesh ka niwas ho,
aur maa durga ke
ashirwad se Aapke jeevan mai prakash hi prakash ho….
‘HAPPY NAVRATRI’ Read More!
Today is World NO TOBACCO Day.!
Today is
World ‘NO TOBACCO’ Day.
A fully burnt
Cigarrate Ash said…
Today it’s Me,
Because of You,
Tomorrow it’s You,
Because of Me…. Read More!
World ‘NO TOBACCO’ Day.
A fully burnt
Cigarrate Ash said…
Today it’s Me,
Because of You,
Tomorrow it’s You,
Because of Me…. Read More!
Khirkion Ke Kharakne
khirkion ke kharakne se kharaktay hain kharkannay aur kharkannon
ke kharraknay se kharrakti hain khirkian Read More!
ke kharraknay se kharrakti hain khirkian Read More!
Somebody got angry about that
Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody’s job.
Everybody thought Anybody could do it but
Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn’t do it.
It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody
When Nobody did what Anybody could have done. Read More!
Everybody thought Anybody could do it but
Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn’t do it.
It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody
When Nobody did what Anybody could have done. Read More!
Tumhari is ada ka kya jawad du
Tumhari is ada ka kya jawad du, apne dost ko kya uphar du, koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata, jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du...HAPPY BIRTHDAY My love. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor's fee? An sms when u r free.
Some people like sunday,Some people like monday, However i just like only one day, Its your birthday… Happy Birthday.. Read More!
Some people like sunday,Some people like monday, However i just like only one day, Its your birthday… Happy Birthday.. Read More!
Ur Bday is Special dayOne
Ur Bday is Special dayOne thats just 4 u, A time 4 doing everything U especially like 2 doOn this day thats belong to u, This wish this greeting brings is 4 the joy so deserve and all life'z nicest things! Happy Bitrthday 2 U!
Read More!
Wishing u life soft as silkWhite
Wishing u life soft as silkWhite as Milk as honey full of money may all ur dreams comes true and this wish is only 4 uHappy Birthday
Read More!
You are a GHONCHU..
Posted by
Rafay Ansar
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Labels:
English Sms,
Fool And Insulting Sms,
Hindi Sms
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You are a GHONCHU..
G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique
Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi... Read More!
G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique
Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi... Read More!
Us ki Chahat ka Sila Yaad nahi
Us ki Chahat ka Sila Yaad nahi,
Yaad ha Jurm, Saza Yaad nahi
Toor kar hamsafari ka Rishta,
Wo kahan Choor Gae Yaad nahi,
Apnay girnay ka Sabab Yaad to hay,
Kiss Bilandi se gira Yaad nahi,
Yaad ha us ka Bicharna hum ko,
Phir Hamen jo bhi Mila Yaad nahi. Read More!
Yaad ha Jurm, Saza Yaad nahi
Toor kar hamsafari ka Rishta,
Wo kahan Choor Gae Yaad nahi,
Apnay girnay ka Sabab Yaad to hay,
Kiss Bilandi se gira Yaad nahi,
Yaad ha us ka Bicharna hum ko,
Phir Hamen jo bhi Mila Yaad nahi. Read More!
"""har aaib sahi
"""har aaib sahi
mujh main magar
aaj bhi mujh
ko"""
"""apnon se
khafa honey ka
andaaz nahi
aya....!!!!! Read More!
mujh main magar
aaj bhi mujh
ko"""
"""apnon se
khafa honey ka
andaaz nahi
aya....!!!!! Read More!
Karo gey Yaad Guzrey Zamaney ko..
Karo gey Yaad Guzrey Zamaney ko..
Tarso Gey Hamarey Sath 1 Pal bitaney ko,
Phir AwAz dogey humey vapis bulaney ko,
Or hum kahian gey..!! Darwaza nahin hai..!!
Kabar sey Bahir aney ko..!! Read More!
Tarso Gey Hamarey Sath 1 Pal bitaney ko,
Phir AwAz dogey humey vapis bulaney ko,
Or hum kahian gey..!! Darwaza nahin hai..!!
Kabar sey Bahir aney ko..!! Read More!
Hellow Friends
Hellow Friends
How r u i hope u will
Be Fine Listen 2 me Carefully
I like Friends Would u like Friendshp
With me.
So I m waiting
Shaniiiiiiiiiiii Read More!
How r u i hope u will
Be Fine Listen 2 me Carefully
I like Friends Would u like Friendshp
With me.
So I m waiting
Shaniiiiiiiiiiii Read More!
Aik pathan ki 10 betyan
Aik pathan ki 10 betyan thi phir ja kar usko ek beta hua.
Pathan ne uska naam kya rakha hoga?
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Zarurat khan. Read More!
Pathan ne uska naam kya rakha hoga?
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Zarurat khan. Read More!
A women travelling in a bus,
A women travelling in a bus,
A man from back touch her hips
woman turned back and said Dekhain aap sahi nahi kar rahay,
Man answered : Itney rush main isse zada sahi nahi hosakta. Read More!
A man from back touch her hips
woman turned back and said Dekhain aap sahi nahi kar rahay,
Man answered : Itney rush main isse zada sahi nahi hosakta. Read More!
Love Sms korlam send Priyar numberate
Love Sms korlam send Priyar numberate,
Sms porlo giya mayer babar hate.
Kopal kharap hole buji koto kichu e hoy
Priyar baba Mobile a dakhai sudu voy.
Ak Sms ae lega galo Jilapir pach,
Taito akhon korina ar Mobile Sms Read More!
Sms porlo giya mayer babar hate.
Kopal kharap hole buji koto kichu e hoy
Priyar baba Mobile a dakhai sudu voy.
Ak Sms ae lega galo Jilapir pach,
Taito akhon korina ar Mobile Sms Read More!
Eccha golo Akas cholo,Vaslo meghar sari
Eccha golo Akas cholo,Vaslo meghar sari,
Khusir jhora tepantore hridoy dilo pari,
Moner maje setar baje khusita mon saje,
Eidar din huq Rongin ai kamonate...EID MUBARAK Read More!
Khusir jhora tepantore hridoy dilo pari,
Moner maje setar baje khusita mon saje,
Eidar din huq Rongin ai kamonate...EID MUBARAK Read More!
Ai Mon chai sudu tomai Valobasi
Ai Mon chai sudu tomai Valobasi,
Ai Mon chai sudu tomar kacha Aasi,
Ai Mon chai tumar mukher akto Hasi,
Ai Mon chai sudu thakte tumar Pasapasi! Read More!
Ai Mon chai sudu tomar kacha Aasi,
Ai Mon chai tumar mukher akto Hasi,
Ai Mon chai sudu thakte tumar Pasapasi! Read More!
On this cold cold nite
On this cold cold nite,in My small small ROOm,i Look At
The Brite Brite StArS iN tHe DaRk DaRk sKy & DrEaM of YouR
sWeet sWeet SmiLe on ur CuTe CuTe FaCe! GdNiTe! Read More!
The Brite Brite StArS iN tHe DaRk DaRk sKy & DrEaM of YouR
sWeet sWeet SmiLe on ur CuTe CuTe FaCe! GdNiTe! Read More!
Kitne Khusnaseeb hai hum jo hamein sapne lene k liye
Kitne Khusnaseeb hai hum jo hamein sapne lene k liye
ye pyari si raat mili
ye chand, ye tare mile or sapno ki saugat mili.
Is pyari si raat ko yun hi jaag k na gawan dena.
Kya pata sapne lene k liye ye raatein kitne janmo baad mili.
So don"t waste ur time. & go to bed & take sweet dreams Read More!
ye pyari si raat mili
ye chand, ye tare mile or sapno ki saugat mili.
Is pyari si raat ko yun hi jaag k na gawan dena.
Kya pata sapne lene k liye ye raatein kitne janmo baad mili.
So don"t waste ur time. & go to bed & take sweet dreams Read More!
Saw my msg?
Saw my msg?
n0???
n0w, can u?
still can"t??
c0z n0 wORds can x-press how special u are!
Good night!
I really want u to be mine,and i"ll say this all the time,
u really are one of kind, and swwtest i""ll find ,
good night my darling, wish u sweet dreams till morning Read More!
n0???
n0w, can u?
still can"t??
c0z n0 wORds can x-press how special u are!
Good night!
I really want u to be mine,and i"ll say this all the time,
u really are one of kind, and swwtest i""ll find ,
good night my darling, wish u sweet dreams till morning Read More!
Early in da morning sun rise
Early in da morning sun rise with may hopse but its set with hopelessly. all da flowers were bloom this evening with pleasant smell but its now wither awfully n tonight all the stars came out to play a signal but all of them are not shining, cos all they nows my friend is sick wish u a cure soon and healthy days ahead.
Read More!
Heard that you"re not feeling well
Heard that you"re not feeling well. So brought flowers for you to make you feel Healthier and Happier. Get Well Soon!
Read More!
I very well know the reason
I very well know the reason, why u r taking too long to recover, u r realy being nurse-d there. joke a part, but still, wishing u speedy recovery!
Read More!
Ek Ek Kar k Aao
Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta.
Santa: Phir tune kya kiya?
Banta: Maine kaha salon Ek-Ek karke aao.
Santa: Phir?
Banta: Phir kya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara Peeta! Read More!
Santa: Phir tune kya kiya?
Banta: Maine kaha salon Ek-Ek karke aao.
Santa: Phir?
Banta: Phir kya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara Peeta! Read More!
It's Mom's day
It's Mom's day
n I am here to do my favorite activity of the day...
Guess What????
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Mmmmmm.... putting my arms round u 'n givin' u
A tight sqqqqqquuueeeeezzzeee.... to say.....
Mom u r the best!!!
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY Read More!
n I am here to do my favorite activity of the day...
Guess What????
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.
.
.
.
.
Mmmmmm.... putting my arms round u 'n givin' u
A tight sqqqqqquuueeeeezzzeee.... to say.....
Mom u r the best!!!
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY Read More!
For your radiance
For your radiance, warmth and loving heart...
Your caring kisses that drive away the hurt...
Your smile that brightens up a room...
Your warm hugs that... chase away the blues
For your guidance and support for every thing I do..
I just wanna say a Great big thankyou!
I love you Mom
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY Read More!
Your caring kisses that drive away the hurt...
Your smile that brightens up a room...
Your warm hugs that... chase away the blues
For your guidance and support for every thing I do..
I just wanna say a Great big thankyou!
I love you Mom
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY Read More!
This is Mother's day
This is Mother's day...
A day to tell you how much you mean to me.
But Mom... I don't need any special occasion to tell you...
How much I Love You.
That's b'coz I Love You each and every day!
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY TO YOU Read More!
A day to tell you how much you mean to me.
But Mom... I don't need any special occasion to tell you...
How much I Love You.
That's b'coz I Love You each and every day!
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY TO YOU Read More!
Lets welcome the year which is fresh
Lets welcome the year which is fresh
Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas Read More!
Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas Read More!
Two things upon this changing earth
Two things upon this changing earth can neither change nor end; the splendor of Christ's humble birth, the love of friend for friend.
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Christmas may be many things
Christmas may be many things
or it may be a few.
For you, the joy
is each new toy;
for me;
it’s watching U. Read More!
or it may be a few.
For you, the joy
is each new toy;
for me;
it’s watching U. Read More!
Zindagi me her dum hastey raho
Zindagi me her dum hastey raho,
Hasna zindagi ki zarorut hai,
Zindagi ko is andaz mei jiyo k,
Aap ko dekh ker log kahen “wo dekho”
zindagi kitni khubsoorut hai Read More!
Hasna zindagi ki zarorut hai,
Zindagi ko is andaz mei jiyo k,
Aap ko dekh ker log kahen “wo dekho”
zindagi kitni khubsoorut hai Read More!
Hansi ko inbox
Hansi ko inbox,
Ansu ko outbox,
Ghussay ko hold,
Muskan ko sent,
Help ko OK karo,
Dil ko karo vibrat,
phir dekho zindagi ki ringtone
kitni pyari mehsos ho gi, Read More!
Ansu ko outbox,
Ghussay ko hold,
Muskan ko sent,
Help ko OK karo,
Dil ko karo vibrat,
phir dekho zindagi ki ringtone
kitni pyari mehsos ho gi, Read More!
Ek Student Dusre Se
Ek Student Dusre Se:
Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai
2nd Student:
To Phir Chal Kar Thori Parhai Karte Hein . . . Read More!
Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai
2nd Student:
To Phir Chal Kar Thori Parhai Karte Hein . . . Read More!
Stick your tongue out
Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done! Uve now completed Christopher Reeves workout video!!
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A train is bout 2 crash!
A train is bout 2 crash! A frantic virgin strips off & says can any1 make me feel like a woman b4 i die? So a man takes off his clothes & says iron these!
Read More!
Ek masi ko ghar k kam
Ek masi ko ghar k kam k doaran ek condom mila,,
us ne apni malikan se poocha k ye kya hai?
malkin ne kaha kyun tumharay yhaan sex nahi kartay..
Masi ne jawab dia haan kartay to hain per itna bhi nahi k lulli ki khaal hi utar jaye.
Do u wanna partner,,, Read More!
us ne apni malikan se poocha k ye kya hai?
malkin ne kaha kyun tumharay yhaan sex nahi kartay..
Masi ne jawab dia haan kartay to hain per itna bhi nahi k lulli ki khaal hi utar jaye.
Do u wanna partner,,, Read More!
Skin meets Skin
Skin meets Skin
When is that
the skin meets skin,
hair meets hair
n balls disappear..
dirty mind
its when
u BLINK UR EYES Read More!
When is that
the skin meets skin,
hair meets hair
n balls disappear..
dirty mind
its when
u BLINK UR EYES Read More!
He came 2 me 1 nite
He came 2 me 1 nite
explored my body
licked
sucked
swallowed
& had his fill
wen satisfied he left...
I was hurt...
F***IN MOSQUITO
U Dirty Mind Read More!
explored my body
licked
sucked
swallowed
& had his fill
wen satisfied he left...
I was hurt...
F***IN MOSQUITO
U Dirty Mind Read More!
A Short thing
A Short thing
It gets Longer
when U hold it
N pass between
women Breasts
N enters into
A hole
What is it?
1 min 2 think!
Car Seat Belt
U dirty mind. Read More!
It gets Longer
when U hold it
N pass between
women Breasts
N enters into
A hole
What is it?
1 min 2 think!
Car Seat Belt
U dirty mind. Read More!
Leaping into darkness with delight
Hobgoblins know the proper way to dance:
Arms akimbo, loopy legs askew,
Leaping into darkness with delight,
Lusting for the ecstasy of fright,
Open to the charm of horrors new….
~Nicholas Gordon Read More!
Arms akimbo, loopy legs askew,
Leaping into darkness with delight,
Lusting for the ecstasy of fright,
Open to the charm of horrors new….
~Nicholas Gordon Read More!
Tonight is Halloween!
Shadows of a thousand years rise again unseen,
Voices whisper in the trees, “Tonight is Halloween!”
~Dexter Kozen Read More!
Voices whisper in the trees, “Tonight is Halloween!”
~Dexter Kozen Read More!
Make me a child again
Backward, turn backward,
O Time, in your flight
make me a child again
just for to-night!
~Elizabeth Akers Allen Read More!
O Time, in your flight
make me a child again
just for to-night!
~Elizabeth Akers Allen Read More!
For toothpaste ad
For toothpaste ad they show teeth.
For hair oil they show hair.
For face cream they show face.
But for Whisper they r not showing anything, that's cheating. Jaago Grahak Jaago Read More!
For hair oil they show hair.
For face cream they show face.
But for Whisper they r not showing anything, that's cheating. Jaago Grahak Jaago Read More!
Daal mungi di Phudi gungi
Daal mungi di Phudi gungi di Choot Nurse di Dunia tars di Lora sardar da Barkan mar da Mamma jatti da payar nal patti da gal piar di bond dedar di. sota churs da kosa narsda. mazy sharbat dy mamay nargus dy. kulfi khoy di bond loy di. lun kasai da ty no v chai da.
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Ek baar ek sardaar
Ek baar ek sardaar apni balcony mein khada hota hai apni shirt utar kar.
dusra sardaar bola "u hv a nice chest"
pehla sardar bola "eh teh kuch v nahi apni bharjai ki dekh" Read More!
dusra sardaar bola "u hv a nice chest"
pehla sardar bola "eh teh kuch v nahi apni bharjai ki dekh" Read More!
One day wot happened
one day wot happened a Man is went to girls hostel... n he was masturbating there.. so his friend came n asked hey wot r u doin man.. he told him that ..... IM FUCKN MY GF VIA BLUETOOTH.... hehe
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Teacher: LOVE kese hota hai?
Teacher: LOVE kese hota hai?
Student: Miss ge..."L" ko pakarr ke,
"O" ko daba ke,
"V" mein dalo,
jab "E" kee awaz aaye to samjho k "LOVE" ho gaya Read More!
Student: Miss ge..."L" ko pakarr ke,
"O" ko daba ke,
"V" mein dalo,
jab "E" kee awaz aaye to samjho k "LOVE" ho gaya Read More!
Husband ne magazine parhty huye
Husband ne magazine parhty huye pas leti bv ki choot me ungli Kar di.. Bv: Oh jaano Sex ka mood hy? Husband: Nai, page palatney k liye ungli geeli kerni thi
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