So many options Poison sleeping pills
So many options: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow & sure!
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Before and After Marriage
Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: NO! Don't even think about it.
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course! Over and over!
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: NO! Why are you even asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every chance I get!
Girl: Will you hit me?
Boy: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes.
Girl: Darling!
After marriage - - - simply read from bottom to top Read More!
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: NO! Don't even think about it.
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course! Over and over!
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: NO! Why are you even asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every chance I get!
Girl: Will you hit me?
Boy: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes.
Girl: Darling!
After marriage - - - simply read from bottom to top Read More!
Marriage and prescription
Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can’t sell you that
Man shows his marriage certificate
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Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn’t knew u had a prescription. Read More!
Chemist: I can’t sell you that
Man shows his marriage certificate
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Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn’t knew u had a prescription. Read More!
Love is one long sweet dream
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
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Darling said the affectionate husband
Darling, said the affectionate husband, I have insured myself for $1,000,000. If anything happens to me you will be provided for.
Good, said his loving wife, Now you wont have to call the doctor every time you feel sick. Read More!
Good, said his loving wife, Now you wont have to call the doctor every time you feel sick. Read More!
Telling a Lie is a fault
Telling a Lie is a fault for a little boy,
an art for a lover,
an accomplishment for a bachelor,
and a matter of survival for a married man. Read More!
an art for a lover,
an accomplishment for a bachelor,
and a matter of survival for a married man. Read More!
The most beloved of speech to Allah
“The most beloved of speech to Allah is that a person should say, ‘Subhaan Allah wa bi hamdih (Glory and praise be to Allah)’.”
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Some one is loving you
Some one is loving you
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Caring for you
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Watching over u
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Protecting u
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Guess who?
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Allah! Read More!
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Caring for you
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Watching over u
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Protecting u
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Guess who?
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Allah! Read More!
Science haz proved that SugaR
Science haz proved that SugaR melts in water……
so plzzzz…DONT walk in rain..
otherwize i wil lose such a sWEEt friend like U..!! Read More!
so plzzzz…DONT walk in rain..
otherwize i wil lose such a sWEEt friend like U..!! Read More!
I have the power to suspend you
Principal:- I have the power to suspend you, I have the power to fine you, Ihave the power to Expel you, Do you know where are you Stand.
Boy says:-In the power house Read More!
Boy says:-In the power house Read More!
Future is Not something U Await
Future is Not something U Await!
It is something U Must Create!
Plan ur Future in Advance coz thts where
U will Spend the Rest of ur Life! Read More!
It is something U Must Create!
Plan ur Future in Advance coz thts where
U will Spend the Rest of ur Life! Read More!
If hardwork is yours
If hardwork is yours,
then success is yours.
If love is yours,
then life is yours,
if confidence is yours,
then the world is yours. Read More!
then success is yours.
If love is yours,
then life is yours,
if confidence is yours,
then the world is yours. Read More!
You can not touch your lower lip
Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge...
Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..
Happy April Fool SMS Read More!
Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..
Happy April Fool SMS Read More!
If Today Any1 Talks and Praises
If Today Any1 Talks & Praises u 4 ur
1) Gud looks
2 ) Nature
3 ) Style
4 ) Attitude,
Kick Them Off. How Dare They FOOL U Before April 1st. Read More!
1) Gud looks
2 ) Nature
3 ) Style
4 ) Attitude,
Kick Them Off. How Dare They FOOL U Before April 1st. Read More!
A Fool can ask more questions
A Fool can ask more questions than a wise man can answer.....
So
There is no wonder that we r speechless durin the viva in practicals. Read More!
So
There is no wonder that we r speechless durin the viva in practicals. Read More!
April Fool comes once a year
YOUR NAME
YOUR FAME
YOUR PERSONALITY
YOUR THOUGHTS
YOUR VIEWS
But keep in mind,
April Fool comes once a year. Congratulations!... Read More!
YOUR FAME
YOUR PERSONALITY
YOUR THOUGHTS
YOUR VIEWS
But keep in mind,
April Fool comes once a year. Congratulations!... Read More!
15th August will add more colors
Our life is full of Colors …
I hope this 15th August will add more colors to your life
Happy Independence Day Read More!
I hope this 15th August will add more colors to your life
Happy Independence Day Read More!
Thousands laid down there lives
thousands laid down there lives so that our country breath this day... never forget there sacrifice..Happy Independence day.
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Our life is full of Colors
Our life is full of Colors ?
I hope this 14th August will add more colors to your life
Happy Independence Day Read More!
I hope this 14th August will add more colors to your life
Happy Independence Day Read More!
Do you know what Pakistan means
Do you know what Pakistan means?
No???
ok let me tell you
P-> Perfect
A->Aimitious
K->Kool
I->Islamic
S->Super
T->Talented
A->Able
N->Nation
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY JANAB AAP SAB KAI GHAR WALOO KO Read More!
No???
ok let me tell you
P-> Perfect
A->Aimitious
K->Kool
I->Islamic
S->Super
T->Talented
A->Able
N->Nation
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY JANAB AAP SAB KAI GHAR WALOO KO Read More!
Memories are timeless
Heartbeats are countless ....
Spirits are ageless ....
Dreams are endless.....
Memories are timeless....
A friend like you .......
Shameless!!!
OOooopppppsss....!!!!!
Sorry ....
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PRICELESS !!! Read More!
Spirits are ageless ....
Dreams are endless.....
Memories are timeless....
A friend like you .......
Shameless!!!
OOooopppppsss....!!!!!
Sorry ....
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PRICELESS !!! Read More!
When somebody who is deeply
When somebody who is deeply
in Love with you tells that
You are
cure, beautiful, & angelic,
I agree. That’s true,
Beleive me,
I swear because love is definitely blind. Read More!
in Love with you tells that
You are
cure, beautiful, & angelic,
I agree. That’s true,
Beleive me,
I swear because love is definitely blind. Read More!
5 reasons why I like u
5. reasons why I like u.
1. u r never boring.
2. u know how 2 bring a smile on my face.
3. u r always on my side
4. u r perfect
5. u r always fooled by me. Read More!
1. u r never boring.
2. u know how 2 bring a smile on my face.
3. u r always on my side
4. u r perfect
5. u r always fooled by me. Read More!
Wanna play Pearl Harbor?
Wanna play Pearl Harbor? That's where I lay down and you blow the hell out
of me. Read More!
of me. Read More!
May the angels protect u…Happy Easter
May the angels protect u…
may the sadness forget u…
may goodness surround u…
and may Allah always bless u…
Happy Easter!!! Read More!
may the sadness forget u…
may goodness surround u…
and may Allah always bless u…
Happy Easter!!! Read More!
On Easter and always
The budding trees, the new flowers,
and birds that sweetly sing,
whisper to me that it’s Easter.
Here is wishing a warmth for your soul
on Easter and always! Happy Easter Read More!
and birds that sweetly sing,
whisper to me that it’s Easter.
Here is wishing a warmth for your soul
on Easter and always! Happy Easter Read More!
Happy Easter to My Best Friend!
The Easter feeling does not end,
it signals a new beggining of nature spring
and brand new life of friendship.
Happy Easter to My Best Friend! Read More!
it signals a new beggining of nature spring
and brand new life of friendship.
Happy Easter to My Best Friend! Read More!
When you find a dream inside your heart,
When you find a dream inside your heart, don"t let it go.
for dreams are the tiny seeds from which beautiful Tomorrow Grows. Read More!
for dreams are the tiny seeds from which beautiful Tomorrow Grows. Read More!
Take this kiss upon the brow!
Take this kiss upon the brow! And, in parting from you now,
Thus much let me avow--
You are not wrong who deem
That my days have been a dream;
Yet if hope has flown away
In a night, or in a day,
In a vision, or in none,
Is it therefore the less gone?
All that we see or seem
Is but a dream within a dream Read More!
Thus much let me avow--
You are not wrong who deem
That my days have been a dream;
Yet if hope has flown away
In a night, or in a day,
In a vision, or in none,
Is it therefore the less gone?
All that we see or seem
Is but a dream within a dream Read More!
We have within reach,
We have within reach, now, the attainment of almost
every dream of mankind Read More!
every dream of mankind Read More!
He took me from a bar. He took me in his car.
He took me from a bar. He took me in his car.
He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry:
I'm a bottle of wine! Read More!
He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry:
I'm a bottle of wine! Read More!
Kuch log thodi der karte hain….
Kuch log thodi der karte hain….
Kuch log 2-3 dafa karte hain,
aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain,
tab jaakar hota hai….
unka…
Mobile Charge…! Read More!
Kuch log 2-3 dafa karte hain,
aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain,
tab jaakar hota hai….
unka…
Mobile Charge…! Read More!
Tell me.is it going in?
Tell me.is it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?..ooh yeah
..ouch its hurtin ..ok i wil put it in slowly ..
stil hurtin..ahh yeh ....den lets try d other shoe madam. Read More!
..ouch its hurtin ..ok i wil put it in slowly ..
stil hurtin..ahh yeh ....den lets try d other shoe madam. Read More!
Girl:Amma fauji aa raha hai.
Girl:Amma fauji aa raha hai.
Amma: Andar aja in logo ki niyat achchi nahi hoti.
Girl:amma fauji sardar hai.
Amma:phir to bakri ko bhi andar le aa. Read More!
Amma: Andar aja in logo ki niyat achchi nahi hoti.
Girl:amma fauji sardar hai.
Amma:phir to bakri ko bhi andar le aa. Read More!
Ouraat K Doodh k 5 faiday hain;
Ouraat K Doodh k 5 faiday hain;
boil karna nahi parta ,
cat chora nahi sakti,
har mard ki pasand,
kubsurat paking main aik k sath dosra free Read More!
boil karna nahi parta ,
cat chora nahi sakti,
har mard ki pasand,
kubsurat paking main aik k sath dosra free Read More!
Girl MOM se jab main susu karte hun tu siti ki awaz ati
girl MOM se jab main susu karte hun tu siti ki awaz ati
hai par ap ki nahi ati kiun?
MOM replies : baita siti tu maire b bajti the lekin tere
bap ne baja baja kar kharab kardi. Read More!
hai par ap ki nahi ati kiun?
MOM replies : baita siti tu maire b bajti the lekin tere
bap ne baja baja kar kharab kardi. Read More!
To the best friend someone could ever know warm friendly thoughtful in
To the best friend someone could ever know warm friendly thoughtful intelligent and KIND.
Thank you for havn me at your most special and precious day.
haPPy birhtday Read More!
Thank you for havn me at your most special and precious day.
haPPy birhtday Read More!
The Old Believe Everything;
The Old Believe Everything;
The Middle Aged Suspect Everything:
The Young Know Everything. HAPPY BIRTHDAY Read More!
The Middle Aged Suspect Everything:
The Young Know Everything. HAPPY BIRTHDAY Read More!
Before the clock strikes twelve let me
Before the clock strikes twelve let me take the opportunity to let you know that you have grown a year more...
Happy birthday… Read More!
Happy birthday… Read More!
Today Is Your Day To Celebrate
Today Is Your Day To Celebrate
Your Day To Be The Star
So Let The Ones You Love All Cheer
And Say How Special You Are ! Read More!
Your Day To Be The Star
So Let The Ones You Love All Cheer
And Say How Special You Are ! Read More!
Be my Valentine, my love,
Be my Valentine, my love,
As I will be for you,
And we will love the whole day long,
And love our whole lives through.
For love has no parameters
And does not end with time,
But is the gift of paradise,
A pinch of the sublime.
So let us take this holiday
To resubmit our love
To those within that know no sin
And with the angels move Read More!
As I will be for you,
And we will love the whole day long,
And love our whole lives through.
For love has no parameters
And does not end with time,
But is the gift of paradise,
A pinch of the sublime.
So let us take this holiday
To resubmit our love
To those within that know no sin
And with the angels move Read More!
I love you more today
I love you more today than I did yesterday,
But not as much as I will tomorow.
Happy Valentine’s Day! Read More!
But not as much as I will tomorow.
Happy Valentine’s Day! Read More!
What I had in my heart
I searched through books & leafed through cards,
For words that wud convey, what I had in my heart,
But when I sat down to write, all I can write was….
I Love You!
Happy Valentine’s Day! Read More!
For words that wud convey, what I had in my heart,
But when I sat down to write, all I can write was….
I Love You!
Happy Valentine’s Day! Read More!
Urdu Ki Pehli Book 1947-2008
urdu ki pehli book…1947
Alif…Anñar
by….Bakry
py….Pankha
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urdu ki 1st book 2008.
Alif…Aataa
by….Bijli
py….Petrol Read More!
Alif…Anñar
by….Bakry
py….Pankha
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urdu ki 1st book 2008.
Alif…Aataa
by….Bijli
py….Petrol Read More!
What is BBA?
Papa- Beti 12th K Bad Kya Karogi…?
Beti- B.B.A Karungi!!
Papa- What Is Bba.
Beti- Boyfriend Ki Bike Par Aish Read More!
Beti- B.B.A Karungi!!
Papa- What Is Bba.
Beti- Boyfriend Ki Bike Par Aish Read More!
Dont Be sad when a girl call u bhai
Do u know what bhai stands for
BHAI
B.. Best
H.. Husband
A.. Among
I.. Ideals
So be the bhai of every girl Read More!
BHAI
B.. Best
H.. Husband
A.. Among
I.. Ideals
So be the bhai of every girl Read More!
NWFP ka kya matlab hai?
pathan interview denay gaya us se pocha gaya ke NWFP ka kya matlab hai?
Pathan ne jawaab diya:
N=no
W=women
F=for
P=pathan. ! ! ! Read More!
Pathan ne jawaab diya:
N=no
W=women
F=for
P=pathan. ! ! ! Read More!
Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means…
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says: No darling , it means :-
With Idiot For Ever Read More!
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says: No darling , it means :-
With Idiot For Ever Read More!
Samne na ho to tarasti hain ankhen
samne na ho to tarasti hain ankhen,
yaad mein apki barasti hain ankhein,
mere liye na sahi inke liye hi aa jao,
ap se bepanah mohabbat karti hain ye ankhen Read More!
yaad mein apki barasti hain ankhein,
mere liye na sahi inke liye hi aa jao,
ap se bepanah mohabbat karti hain ye ankhen Read More!
Aadmi shaadi kyun karta hai
Aadmi shaadi kyun karta hai?
Takee woh marne ke baad agar Swarg jaye toh achcha feel kare aur agar Nark jaye to homely feel kare… Read More!
Takee woh marne ke baad agar Swarg jaye toh achcha feel kare aur agar Nark jaye to homely feel kare… Read More!
Najane yeh jindagi kya chahti humse
Najane yeh jindagi kya chahti humse,
Hum lute hue kya lutenge dosti kar gamse,
Gawa chuke sab kuch bas saans thi apni aakhir,
Thum jayenge yeh bhi, tera nam le aakhiri dumse. Read More!
Hum lute hue kya lutenge dosti kar gamse,
Gawa chuke sab kuch bas saans thi apni aakhir,
Thum jayenge yeh bhi, tera nam le aakhiri dumse. Read More!
What is the fastest thing on earth
What is the fastest thing on earth??
Bullet??
No…
Sound???
No….
Light???
No….
Ans: Prayer
Bcoz it reaches god even before u say it…!!! Read More!
Bullet??
No…
Sound???
No….
Light???
No….
Ans: Prayer
Bcoz it reaches god even before u say it…!!! Read More!
Invitation of Namaz is 700 times in Quran
Invitation of Namaz is 700 times in Quran,
Hazrat Ayesha was the first who counted all qurani ayats,
Quran-e-Pak was completed in 22 years, 5 months & 14 days.
The name of Allah is 2584 times in Quran-e-Pak,
Qurn-e-Pak has translated in 103 languages in the world,
4 Names of masjids r mentioned in Quran-e-Pak
1)Masjid-ul-Haram
2)Masjid-ul-Ziraar
3)Masjid-ul-Nabawi
4)Masjid-ul-Aqsa Read More!
Hazrat Ayesha was the first who counted all qurani ayats,
Quran-e-Pak was completed in 22 years, 5 months & 14 days.
The name of Allah is 2584 times in Quran-e-Pak,
Qurn-e-Pak has translated in 103 languages in the world,
4 Names of masjids r mentioned in Quran-e-Pak
1)Masjid-ul-Haram
2)Masjid-ul-Ziraar
3)Masjid-ul-Nabawi
4)Masjid-ul-Aqsa Read More!
He who remembers his Lord
The prophet (SAW) said:
He who remembers his Lord
and who does not remember his Lord,
are like the living and the dead.
(Al-Bukhari) 11/208;Muslim 1/539 Read More!
He who remembers his Lord
and who does not remember his Lord,
are like the living and the dead.
(Al-Bukhari) 11/208;Muslim 1/539 Read More!
Patient t must be tough spending
Patient: It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone mouth.
Dentist: I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet. Read More!
Dentist: I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet. Read More!
We always feel bad
We always feel bad
&
think that good things
happen only to others
But we forget that we
are others for someone else. Read More!
&
think that good things
happen only to others
But we forget that we
are others for someone else. Read More!
2 sardar bank lotne gaye
2 sardar bank lotne gaye
pr gun bhol gaye
phr bhi bank lot liya
kese ?
bank manger b sardar tha
bola
kal yad se gun dikha jana..... Read More!
pr gun bhol gaye
phr bhi bank lot liya
kese ?
bank manger b sardar tha
bola
kal yad se gun dikha jana..... Read More!
Judge why did u shoot ur wife
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?
Sardar:Your honour,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week. Read More!
instead of shootingher lover?
Sardar:Your honour,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week. Read More!
Tell me the name of this bird by seeing
In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name Read More!
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name Read More!
Actress MERRA is Opening A College
Famous Pakistani Actress MERRA is Opening A College
The name Of College Is
Woman College For Boys Read More!
The name Of College Is
Woman College For Boys Read More!
Zindagi ki ABC
Zindagi ki ABC
A
Aitbar
B
Bharosa
C
Chahat
D
Dosti
E
Enayat
F
Faisla
G
Ghum
H
Humsafar
I
Intezar
J
Justuju
K
Khayal
L
Lamhay
M
Muhabbat
N
Narazgi
O
Omeed
P
Pyaar
Q
Qismat
R
Rishtay
S
Samjhota
T
Thanks
U
Udasi
V
Virasat
W
wada
X
Xcuses
Y
Yaadain
Z
Zindagi
Kaisi lagi Zindagi ki ABCD.... Read More!
A
Aitbar
B
Bharosa
C
Chahat
D
Dosti
E
Enayat
F
Faisla
G
Ghum
H
Humsafar
I
Intezar
J
Justuju
K
Khayal
L
Lamhay
M
Muhabbat
N
Narazgi
O
Omeed
P
Pyaar
Q
Qismat
R
Rishtay
S
Samjhota
T
Thanks
U
Udasi
V
Virasat
W
wada
X
Xcuses
Y
Yaadain
Z
Zindagi
Kaisi lagi Zindagi ki ABCD.... Read More!
Woh nahi mera magar usse Mohabbat hai to hai
Woh nahi mera magar usse Mohabbat hai to hai,
Yeh agar rasmo rivajo se Baghawat hai to hai.
Sach ko sach keh diya to keh diya,
Zamane ki nazar mei himakat hai to hai.
Dost hokar dushmano sa satata hai,
Phir bhi us pe marna apni fitrat hai to hai.
Kab kaha maine k mil jaye mujhko,
Uski baahon mei dum nikle itni hasrat hai to hai....... Read More!
Yeh agar rasmo rivajo se Baghawat hai to hai.
Sach ko sach keh diya to keh diya,
Zamane ki nazar mei himakat hai to hai.
Dost hokar dushmano sa satata hai,
Phir bhi us pe marna apni fitrat hai to hai.
Kab kaha maine k mil jaye mujhko,
Uski baahon mei dum nikle itni hasrat hai to hai....... Read More!
A friend of mine asked me one day
A friend of mine asked me one day, What trust someday I replied, Trusting u was my decision & Proving me right is ur Choice.
Read More!
When Nights are long and Friends are few
When Nights are long & Friends are few,
I sit by my window & I think of u
A silent whisper a silent tear
With all my Heart I wish you were here Read More!
I sit by my window & I think of u
A silent whisper a silent tear
With all my Heart I wish you were here Read More!
Love is like missed call
Love is like missed call.
It stop when u try 2 catch.
But friendship is like sms bcoz it comes &
Stays inside your Inbox. Read More!
It stop when u try 2 catch.
But friendship is like sms bcoz it comes &
Stays inside your Inbox. Read More!
If U need a friend and
If U need a friend and
there are a hundred steps between us,
you can take the 1st step to get near me
and i will take all 99 step to be there for you. Read More!
there are a hundred steps between us,
you can take the 1st step to get near me
and i will take all 99 step to be there for you. Read More!
I say and you listen
I say and you listen,
Its a good friendship.
You say and I listen,
Is a better friendship.
But I don’t say and you understand,
Is best friendship. Read More!
Its a good friendship.
You say and I listen,
Is a better friendship.
But I don’t say and you understand,
Is best friendship. Read More!
The one who holds ur hand every
The one who holds ur hand every time surely a good friend,
But a best friend is the one who holds your hand more tightly,
When you say leave me alone!! Read More!
But a best friend is the one who holds your hand more tightly,
When you say leave me alone!! Read More!
Pyar ik bar ho to usy bholapan kehty hn
Pyar ik bar ho to usy bholapan kehty hn, Agr wo 2 bar ho to usy apnapan kehty hn, 3 bar ho to usy dewanapan kehtay hn, Ar agr bar bar ho ushy kaminapan kehty hn.
Read More!
Dont walk as if you rule the world
Dont walk as if you rule the world. Walk as if you don't care who rules the world...!
Read More!
Anyone can love a rose
Anyone can love a rose, bt its a great deal to love a leaf. Dont love sum1 who is beautiful, but love 1 who can make Ur life beautiful.
Read More!
A fulfiling future belongs 2 those
A fulfiling future belongs 2 those wit strong vision and resilence.It doesn't matter where U might be now.Starting well n finishing strong is what counts
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The candle of hope is the source
The candle of hope is the source of light for success in life so don't loose it. Failures try to blow it out but try to guard it with both your hands.Good Luck to U
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How true my feelings were I found out to be The best thing
How true my feelings were I found out to be The best thing
in my life Was when you married me Thank you my loving
wife(loving Husband), For the years we share I know one thing
for sure We make a wonderful pair
Happy Anniversary Read More!
in my life Was when you married me Thank you my loving
wife(loving Husband), For the years we share I know one thing
for sure We make a wonderful pair
Happy Anniversary Read More!
Ek din ghalis se ek larki ne milne ka wada kia
Ek din ghalis se ek larki ne milne ka wada kia.
us din larki k late ane par ghalis ne yeh shair arz kya:
le ja apni choot kisi or ko de de..
Ghalis ko apne hath se qarar agaya... Read More!
us din larki k late ane par ghalis ne yeh shair arz kya:
le ja apni choot kisi or ko de de..
Ghalis ko apne hath se qarar agaya... Read More!
Son: Papa condom kia hota hai
Son: Papa condom kia hota hai
Papa: chal bhaag mujhe nai pata
Son: tabhi toh hum 11 bhean bhai hai..... Read More!
Papa: chal bhaag mujhe nai pata
Son: tabhi toh hum 11 bhean bhai hai..... Read More!
A girl who opens her hands recieves gifts.
A girl who opens her hands recieves gifts.
who opens her heart recives love.
who opens her legs recieves happines Read More!
who opens her heart recives love.
who opens her legs recieves happines Read More!
One day girl asked mom.
One day girl asked mom.
Girl: Ma yeh Lund kya hota hai?
Maa: Jab tu bari ho ker achi beti banegi to tujhe b 1 milega
Beti: agar me buri bani?
Maa: to bohot sare milenge! Read More!
Girl: Ma yeh Lund kya hota hai?
Maa: Jab tu bari ho ker achi beti banegi to tujhe b 1 milega
Beti: agar me buri bani?
Maa: to bohot sare milenge! Read More!
1 Man Asks Shopkeeper: Is UNDERWEAR ki kya garranty hai?
1 man asks shopkeeper: Is UNDERWEAR ki kya garranty hai?
Shpkeeper: 12ve manzil se jump mar kay dekh,
Gand phat jayegi par yeh nahin phatay gee! Read More!
Shpkeeper: 12ve manzil se jump mar kay dekh,
Gand phat jayegi par yeh nahin phatay gee! Read More!
Sardar ko uski wife ne apne
Sardar ko uski wife ne apne boobs suck kerne ko kaha,
Sardar thodi der chusne k baad ronay laga..
Sardarni, "Kya hua?"
Sardar:Maa ki yaad agaye.... Read More!
Sardar thodi der chusne k baad ronay laga..
Sardarni, "Kya hua?"
Sardar:Maa ki yaad agaye.... Read More!
Do doston ki biwian driving seekh rahi thee
Do doston ki biwian driving seekh rahi thee
1)Yaar meri biwi tou sote sote gari chalati hai, neend main bhi
mera pakar k gear badalti hai
2)Yaar meray wali tou neend mein tangein khol k bolti hai 500 ka dal do. Read More!
1)Yaar meri biwi tou sote sote gari chalati hai, neend main bhi
mera pakar k gear badalti hai
2)Yaar meray wali tou neend mein tangein khol k bolti hai 500 ka dal do. Read More!
WIFE ANGRILY:main yeh ghar chor ker ja rahi hoon
WIFE ANGRILY:main yeh ghar chor ker ja rahi hoon
Husband: Acha jao... mera LUN pay charho!
Wife: Tumhari yehi khoobsurat batein mujhe janey nai deti Read More!
Husband: Acha jao... mera LUN pay charho!
Wife: Tumhari yehi khoobsurat batein mujhe janey nai deti Read More!
Sex is like a restaurant
Sex is like a restaurant,
sometimes u get good service,
sometimes bad service,
sometimes no service
and many times u hav 2 be happy wid self service. Read More!
sometimes u get good service,
sometimes bad service,
sometimes no service
and many times u hav 2 be happy wid self service. Read More!
Wife : Pehlay tum daily karte they
Wife : Pehlay tum daily karte they phir weekly aur
ab monthly karte ho .. Kyun ?
Husband :Pehle teri aisee thee {}
Phir aisee thee { } ..
Ab aisee hai { } ..
Ab kia karoon aise {} ki talash
mein dar dar ki thokrein khaa raha hoon. Read More!
ab monthly karte ho .. Kyun ?
Husband :Pehle teri aisee thee {}
Phir aisee thee { } ..
Ab aisee hai { } ..
Ab kia karoon aise {} ki talash
mein dar dar ki thokrein khaa raha hoon. Read More!
A smile gives red colour 2 ur cheeks
A smile gives red colour 2 ur cheeks,
White 2 ur teeth,
Pink colour 2 ur lips,
Silver colour 2 ur eyes,
So keep smiling
&
enjoy the colours of life Read More!
White 2 ur teeth,
Pink colour 2 ur lips,
Silver colour 2 ur eyes,
So keep smiling
&
enjoy the colours of life Read More!
A cute little smile 4 breakfast
Doctor’s prescription 4 u.
A cute little smile 4 breakfast.
More laughs 4 lunch.
Lots of happiness for dinner.
Doctor’s fee? An sms when u r free. Read More!
A cute little smile 4 breakfast.
More laughs 4 lunch.
Lots of happiness for dinner.
Doctor’s fee? An sms when u r free. Read More!
Your smile may be a pearl for someone
Some times ur existence
gives hope to one person,
Your smile may be a pearl for someone,
Your presence might be the
desire of the 1 who loves U dearly.
So value yourself. Read More!
gives hope to one person,
Your smile may be a pearl for someone,
Your presence might be the
desire of the 1 who loves U dearly.
So value yourself. Read More!
Girls misuse it, models sell it
Girls misuse it!
models sell it!
photograhers cage it!
doctors advice it!
death freezes it!
artists create it!
Guess, what’s that?
It’s SMILE! KEEP SMILING!! Read More!
models sell it!
photograhers cage it!
doctors advice it!
death freezes it!
artists create it!
Guess, what’s that?
It’s SMILE! KEEP SMILING!! Read More!
SMILE stands for
SMILE:
S: Sets u free,
M: Makes u special,
I: Increases ur face value,
L: Lifts up ur spirits,
E: Erases all ur tensions,
So, please keep smiling. Read More!
S: Sets u free,
M: Makes u special,
I: Increases ur face value,
L: Lifts up ur spirits,
E: Erases all ur tensions,
So, please keep smiling. Read More!
Smiling is infectious, u catch it like flu
Smiling is infectious,
you catch it like the flu.
when someone smiled at me today,
I started smiling too.
I passed around the corner,
and someone saw my grin.
when he smiled I realized.
I’d passed it on to him!
I thought about that smile,
then I realized it’s worth.
a single smile just like mine,
could travel round the Earth Read More!
you catch it like the flu.
when someone smiled at me today,
I started smiling too.
I passed around the corner,
and someone saw my grin.
when he smiled I realized.
I’d passed it on to him!
I thought about that smile,
then I realized it’s worth.
a single smile just like mine,
could travel round the Earth Read More!
Missing me and reading my SMS
Let me guess what U R doing…
Reading book?
Na Na!
Listining Music?
Uhu!
Watching TV?
Nah!
Caught U!
Missing me and reading my SMS na.!!
Oh now U R smiling. Read More!
Reading book?
Na Na!
Listining Music?
Uhu!
Watching TV?
Nah!
Caught U!
Missing me and reading my SMS na.!!
Oh now U R smiling. Read More!
Smile is a language of Love
Smile is a language of Love.
Smile is a way to get success,
Smile is to win the hearts.
Smile improves ur personality.
So, keep smiling :) Read More!
Smile is a way to get success,
Smile is to win the hearts.
Smile improves ur personality.
So, keep smiling :) Read More!
Smile in ease, smile in pain
Smile in ease,
Smile in pain,
Smile when trouble,
pour like rain,
smile when someone hurt ur fellings,
smiles you know are very hailng… Read More!
Smile in pain,
Smile when trouble,
pour like rain,
smile when someone hurt ur fellings,
smiles you know are very hailng… Read More!
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< ( . . )>
/ ( v)
(,,)..(,,)...
Hello, How R U?
< ( . . )>
/ (v )
( , , )..( ,, )...
FINE..!
R U bored from MY SMS!
< ( . . )> S o r r y
/ ( v )(,,) again!
FINE..! Read More!
/ ( v)
(,,)..(,,)...
Hello, How R U?
< ( . . )>
/ (v )
( , , )..( ,, )...
FINE..!
R U bored from MY SMS!
< ( . . )> S o r r y
/ ( v )(,,) again!
FINE..! Read More!
Anytime you are angry that
Anytime you are angry that breaks my heart but my heart will never stop to love you............ sorry for that
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SORRY.... SORRY.... SORRY.....SORRY....
SORRY.... SORRY.... SORRY.....SORRY....
Dont get confused ,Arey Baba SORRY means:
S-Some,
O-One
Is,R-Really,
R-Rememberinhg
Y-You.....Have A wonderful day.... Read More!
Dont get confused ,Arey Baba SORRY means:
S-Some,
O-One
Is,R-Really,
R-Rememberinhg
Y-You.....Have A wonderful day.... Read More!
Mill jaye koi Naya to Hamein na Bhula dena Koi Rulaye
Mill jaye koi Naya to Hamein na Bhula dena Koi Rulaye Tumhein to Hamein Yaad kar lena Dost Rahange umar bhar Tumhare Tumhari Khushi na sahi Gham hi Baant lena
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