If u hav 2 eggs between ur 2 legs u r a man but if u hav 4 eggs
between ur 2 legs don't think u r a superman someone is F**king u
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Ah ohh ah ohh
Ah ohh ah ohh
nahi nahi
uff ,
nahi
ah ah ah ah;
plz dont
nahi nahi nahi
aaaah aah aah aah
uff uff uff uff
bus
ah nahi oie
oie nahi
ah ah
ah
aby kyo chekh raha ha mobile gand main lay lia ha kya.. Read More!
nahi nahi
uff ,
nahi
ah ah ah ah;
plz dont
nahi nahi nahi
aaaah aah aah aah
uff uff uff uff
bus
ah nahi oie
oie nahi
ah ah
ah
aby kyo chekh raha ha mobile gand main lay lia ha kya.. Read More!
Wo mangti the mein deta na tha
Wo mangti the mein deta na tha,
jawab us k sawaloo ka.
Abhi rakha hi tha k choot gaya,
hath se phool gulab ka.
Wo kehti thi bara maza ata hay
jab under jata hay,
kano mein ik ik lafz janab ka. Read More!
jawab us k sawaloo ka.
Abhi rakha hi tha k choot gaya,
hath se phool gulab ka.
Wo kehti thi bara maza ata hay
jab under jata hay,
kano mein ik ik lafz janab ka. Read More!
Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi
Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo. Read More!
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo. Read More!
Tujhe dekhker aksar
Tujhe dekhker aksar
Aajate hain mujhe chakker
Samajh nahin aata mujhe
Tum moannis ho ya muzakker Read More!
Aajate hain mujhe chakker
Samajh nahin aata mujhe
Tum moannis ho ya muzakker Read More!
Kya khel ishq ne khela hai
Kya khel ishq ne khela hai
kyun latka hua ye kela hai
dil kal bhi mera akela tha
lun aaj bhi mera thakela hai
ye money nahin chhooti lun ki
hum kitni bar naha bethe
din men panch bar naha bethe
Dekha julie film ka gana kitna pyara hai Read More!
kyun latka hua ye kela hai
dil kal bhi mera akela tha
lun aaj bhi mera thakela hai
ye money nahin chhooti lun ki
hum kitni bar naha bethe
din men panch bar naha bethe
Dekha julie film ka gana kitna pyara hai Read More!
Pehlay gallay lagao
Pehlay gallay lagao
phir kiss karo
phir bistar pe litaao
phir neechay haath laga ke check karo
agar bachay ne susu ki hai to nappy badal do Read More!
phir kiss karo
phir bistar pe litaao
phir neechay haath laga ke check karo
agar bachay ne susu ki hai to nappy badal do Read More!
Chachi: Hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge
Chachi: Hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge!!
Bhatija: Thik Hai.
Chachi: Hum 10/- plate chaat bechenge.
Bhatija: Main dukaan pe board laga dunga k "10/- me chachi ki chaat lo". Read More!
Bhatija: Thik Hai.
Chachi: Hum 10/- plate chaat bechenge.
Bhatija: Main dukaan pe board laga dunga k "10/- me chachi ki chaat lo". Read More!
Dil karta hai k,ek din tumhayapnay ghar lay jahoon
Dil karta hai k,ek din tumhayapnay ghar lay jahoon,
jab mera ghar koi na hoo.tumhay apnaa room main lay jaa
ker apna bed per betha do,darwazaband kar k.
sari windows bhi band kar do,
parday girrakar lights off kar do aur
tumharay kareeb aakar tumharay saath beth jahoon,
apnaa haath tumhari taraf brhaa kartumhay dikhaon hoon k........... Read More!
jab mera ghar koi na hoo.tumhay apnaa room main lay jaa
ker apna bed per betha do,darwazaband kar k.
sari windows bhi band kar do,
parday girrakar lights off kar do aur
tumharay kareeb aakar tumharay saath beth jahoon,
apnaa haath tumhari taraf brhaa kartumhay dikhaon hoon k........... Read More!
Girl: What do you like in me?
Girl: What do you like in me?
Boy: Those who white big balls having white dots in it.
Girl: Whattt???
Boy: Yes i like your eyes. Its really beautiful.. Read More!
Boy: Those who white big balls having white dots in it.
Girl: Whattt???
Boy: Yes i like your eyes. Its really beautiful.. Read More!
Hello hello mera lelo
Hello hello mera lelo
kya?
Salam.
bolo bolo apni kholo.
kya?
ZUban
DEkho apni khol k dekho
kya ?
AAnkhien
Kitna bara hai mera
kya?
DIL Read More!
kya?
Salam.
bolo bolo apni kholo.
kya?
ZUban
DEkho apni khol k dekho
kya ?
AAnkhien
Kitna bara hai mera
kya?
DIL Read More!
Chooss Chooss Chooss Mazay
chooss chooss chooss mazay lay kar chooss bari bari ik ik kar kay chooss donoo ko ik saath chooss masal masal kay choos kyon kay kahin Aamon (Mango) ka season katham na ho jay.
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TERi lita k lu?
TERi lita k lu?
Ya bitha k lu?
Andhere main lu ya bulb jala k lu?
ya tujhe karun khara ?
ya teri jhuka k lu?
Ab tu hi bata k main teri
PHoto
kaise lon? Read More!
Ya bitha k lu?
Andhere main lu ya bulb jala k lu?
ya tujhe karun khara ?
ya teri jhuka k lu?
Ab tu hi bata k main teri
PHoto
kaise lon? Read More!
1 girl ask 2 pappu
1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?
pappu : legs
Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?
pappu: paisay
Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain
pappu: neend puri karte hain
girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain ki wajah se roti hai?
pappu : kaan main ched
MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain Read More!
pappu : legs
Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?
pappu: paisay
Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain
pappu: neend puri karte hain
girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain ki wajah se roti hai?
pappu : kaan main ched
MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain Read More!
Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa
Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa
dabao naa, zara zor se
aisa karo apni shirt nikalo
apni pant bhi nikal do
meri saadi bhi nikal do
ab zorse dabao aur dabao naa
bahut tight hai plz.
aur Zorse!plz karo naa plz......,
ho gaya na suitcase bannd. Read More!
dabao naa, zara zor se
aisa karo apni shirt nikalo
apni pant bhi nikal do
meri saadi bhi nikal do
ab zorse dabao aur dabao naa
bahut tight hai plz.
aur Zorse!plz karo naa plz......,
ho gaya na suitcase bannd. Read More!
Izzat Loot le
Sara:
Judge sab mere husband ne meri izzat loot le
Judge: wo kese
Sara
Sex se pehle muj se wada kya tha k jewlry set le k den ge
Aj tk nhe le k dya Read More!
Judge sab mere husband ne meri izzat loot le
Judge: wo kese
Sara
Sex se pehle muj se wada kya tha k jewlry set le k den ge
Aj tk nhe le k dya Read More!
Sorry Dr ne mana kya hai
Anti Misba-
Aaj se sex krte waqat main
Tumhara L*N muu mei nhi
Dalu ge
Major Rohail-
Kyu Janu?
Anti Misba-
Doctor ne CHOTEY GOSHT se
Mana kya hy Read More!
Aaj se sex krte waqat main
Tumhara L*N muu mei nhi
Dalu ge
Major Rohail-
Kyu Janu?
Anti Misba-
Doctor ne CHOTEY GOSHT se
Mana kya hy Read More!
Bijli aur larki
Chaudhary: Bijli ke taar aur larki mei kya common hy?
Sarah: Jb Dono nangi hun tu jaan nikal deti hein Read More!
Sarah: Jb Dono nangi hun tu jaan nikal deti hein Read More!
I serve needy
Chaudhary: sex kro ge?
Sarah: pr tum tu shadi shuda ho
Chaudhary: pher kya hua?
Sarah: I serve the needy not greedy Read More!
Sarah: pr tum tu shadi shuda ho
Chaudhary: pher kya hua?
Sarah: I serve the needy not greedy Read More!
Tumhara kya Ravaj hai
Pathan-
Tum shadi pr kis ko dalta hy?
Major Rohail-
Hamary han sirf LARKI ko
Dalney ka ravaj hy
Pathan-
Hum pehle LARKI ur phir
LARKEY ko dalta hy
.
.
NOTON KA HAAR Read More!
Tum shadi pr kis ko dalta hy?
Major Rohail-
Hamary han sirf LARKI ko
Dalney ka ravaj hy
Pathan-
Hum pehle LARKI ur phir
LARKEY ko dalta hy
.
.
NOTON KA HAAR Read More!
Apki khubsurti ka kya raz hy
Apki khubsurti ka kya raz hy.
sibtain Adult SMS
Larka, larki se: Apki khubsurti ka kya raz hy.
Larki:
Lux
Larka:
Ajeeb itifaq hy, meri kamzori ka b yahi raz hy::) Read More!
sibtain Adult SMS
Larka, larki se: Apki khubsurti ka kya raz hy.
Larki:
Lux
Larka:
Ajeeb itifaq hy, meri kamzori ka b yahi raz hy::) Read More!
Sardar on phone:
Posted by
Rafay Ansar
Thursday, October 15, 2009
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Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking Read More!
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking Read More!
Whats an average 6 inch long
Whats an average 6 inch long
Inside a guys pants and girls love to blow it up?
?
?
?
?
A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive Read More!
Inside a guys pants and girls love to blow it up?
?
?
?
?
A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive Read More!
Its too tight
Girl:Its 2 tight
Boy:Dont worry,Ill do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I cant,
Gal:Its painful,
Boy:Forget it.
.
.
.
.
Well buy new WEDDING RING! Read More!
Boy:Dont worry,Ill do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I cant,
Gal:Its painful,
Boy:Forget it.
.
.
.
.
Well buy new WEDDING RING! Read More!
Diwali wishes for you all for you all…
Hi all,
On the occasion of Diwali a small wish from me to you all.
Diwali ke deepak jag-magaye aapke aangan main,
Saat rang saaje is saal aapke aangan main.
Aaya hai yeh tyohaar kushiyan leke,
Har kushi saaje is saal aapke aangan main.
Roshni se ho roshan har lamha aapka,
Har Roshni saaje is saal aapke aangan main.
Dua hum karte hain aap salamat rahe,
Har dua saaje is saal aapke aangan main. Read More!
On the occasion of Diwali a small wish from me to you all.
Diwali ke deepak jag-magaye aapke aangan main,
Saat rang saaje is saal aapke aangan main.
Aaya hai yeh tyohaar kushiyan leke,
Har kushi saaje is saal aapke aangan main.
Roshni se ho roshan har lamha aapka,
Har Roshni saaje is saal aapke aangan main.
Dua hum karte hain aap salamat rahe,
Har dua saaje is saal aapke aangan main. Read More!
Wish You all HAPPY DIWALI
Wish You all HAPPY DIWALI
Is diwali
kayee raNg ke deep jaleNgay
is diwali
yaadoN ke kuchh deep jaleNgay
in deepoN kee jyot se dil meiN
preet ke laakhoN diye jaleNgay
is diwali
nayee aas ke diye jaleNgay
apnay swapnil nayan deep meiN
sundar sapnoN ke pushp khileNgay
is diwali
satya kee aag meiN jhooTh jalengay
haaN ke paavan havan kunD meiN
samporna samooche nakaar jaleNgay
is diwali
man hee man ye praN kareNgay
preet kee jyot se har dil ko
hum jag mag jyotirmay kareNgay
is diwali
kayee raNg ke deep jaleNgay Read More!
Is diwali
kayee raNg ke deep jaleNgay
is diwali
yaadoN ke kuchh deep jaleNgay
in deepoN kee jyot se dil meiN
preet ke laakhoN diye jaleNgay
is diwali
nayee aas ke diye jaleNgay
apnay swapnil nayan deep meiN
sundar sapnoN ke pushp khileNgay
is diwali
satya kee aag meiN jhooTh jalengay
haaN ke paavan havan kunD meiN
samporna samooche nakaar jaleNgay
is diwali
man hee man ye praN kareNgay
preet kee jyot se har dil ko
hum jag mag jyotirmay kareNgay
is diwali
kayee raNg ke deep jaleNgay Read More!
On Diwali…
Hazaroon Deep aapki Zindgi me jalane aaye hai..
Hum ek baar Zindagi ki Mehfil sajane aaye hai..
Pass main hai bumb patake aur methai ki thali
dosto app sub ko bahut mubarak ho diwali Read More!
Hum ek baar Zindagi ki Mehfil sajane aaye hai..
Pass main hai bumb patake aur methai ki thali
dosto app sub ko bahut mubarak ho diwali Read More!
Dil k zakhmo par mat ro mere yaar
Dil k zakhmo par mat ro mere yaar,
wkt har zkhma kaa marham hota hai,
dil se jo sachaa pyaar kare,
unka to khuda bhi deewana hota hai.. Read More!
wkt har zkhma kaa marham hota hai,
dil se jo sachaa pyaar kare,
unka to khuda bhi deewana hota hai.. Read More!
Jab jab aapse milane ki ummid nazar ayi
Jab jab aapse milane ki ummid nazar ayi,
Mere paav mai janjir nazar ayi,
Gir pade aasun aakhon se ,
or har ek aasun mai aapki tasvir nazar ayi.. Read More!
Mere paav mai janjir nazar ayi,
Gir pade aasun aakhon se ,
or har ek aasun mai aapki tasvir nazar ayi.. Read More!
Chahane se koi baat nahi hoti
Chahane se koi baat nahi hoti,
thode se andhere se raat nahi hoti, jinhe
chahate hai jaan se zyada,
unse aaj kal mulakaat hi nahi HOTI.- Read More!
thode se andhere se raat nahi hoti, jinhe
chahate hai jaan se zyada,
unse aaj kal mulakaat hi nahi HOTI.- Read More!