If u hav 2 eggs between ur 2 leg

If u hav 2 eggs between ur 2 legs u r a man but if u hav 4 eggs
between ur 2 legs don't think u r a superman someone is F**king u Read More!

Ah ohh ah ohh

Ah ohh ah ohh


nahi nahi
uff ,
nahi


ah ah ah ah;



plz dont
nahi nahi nahi



aaaah aah aah aah
uff uff uff uff
bus


ah nahi oie

oie nahi

ah ah

ah




aby kyo chekh raha ha mobile gand main lay lia ha kya.. Read More!

Wo mangti the mein deta na tha

Wo mangti the mein deta na tha,
jawab us k sawaloo ka.

Abhi rakha hi tha k choot gaya,
hath se phool gulab ka.

Wo kehti thi bara maza ata hay
jab under jata hay,
kano mein ik ik lafz janab ka. Read More!

Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi

Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo. Read More!

Tujhe dekhker aksar

Tujhe dekhker aksar
Aajate hain mujhe chakker
Samajh nahin aata mujhe
Tum moannis ho ya muzakker Read More!

1 Person : Season Offer

1 Person : Season Offer
Aik rupey ki do
Sardar : kya bhi kya
1 Person : Gand pe laat Read More!

Kya khel ishq ne khela hai

Kya khel ishq ne khela hai
kyun latka hua ye kela hai
dil kal bhi mera akela tha
lun aaj bhi mera thakela hai
ye money nahin chhooti lun ki
hum kitni bar naha bethe
din men panch bar naha bethe

Dekha julie film ka gana kitna pyara hai Read More!

Pehlay gallay lagao

Pehlay gallay lagao

phir kiss karo

phir bistar pe litaao

phir neechay haath laga ke check karo




agar bachay ne susu ki hai to nappy badal do Read More!

Chachi: Hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge

Chachi: Hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge!!
Bhatija: Thik Hai.
Chachi: Hum 10/- plate chaat bechenge.
Bhatija: Main dukaan pe board laga dunga k "10/- me chachi ki chaat lo". Read More!

Dil karta hai k,ek din tumhayapnay ghar lay jahoon

Dil karta hai k,ek din tumhayapnay ghar lay jahoon,
jab mera ghar koi na hoo.tumhay apnaa room main lay jaa
ker apna bed per betha do,darwazaband kar k.
sari windows bhi band kar do,
parday girrakar lights off kar do aur
tumharay kareeb aakar tumharay saath beth jahoon,
apnaa haath tumhari taraf brhaa kartumhay dikhaon hoon k........... Read More!

Girl: What do you like in me?

Girl: What do you like in me?
Boy: Those who white big balls having white dots in it.
Girl: Whattt???
Boy: Yes i like your eyes. Its really beautiful.. Read More!

Hello hello mera lelo

Hello hello mera lelo


kya?


Salam.

bolo bolo apni kholo.

kya?


ZUban

DEkho apni khol k dekho

kya ?


AAnkhien

Kitna bara hai mera

kya?



DIL Read More!

Chooss Chooss Chooss Mazay

chooss chooss chooss mazay lay kar chooss bari bari ik ik kar kay chooss donoo ko ik saath chooss masal masal kay choos kyon kay kahin Aamon (Mango) ka season katham na ho jay. Read More!

TERi lita k lu?

TERi lita k lu?
Ya bitha k lu?
Andhere main lu ya bulb jala k lu?
ya tujhe karun khara ?
ya teri jhuka k lu?

Ab tu hi bata k main teri


PHoto

kaise lon? Read More!

App Mujhay

App Mujhay
Aik jaga
Se bohat
Pyare
Lagtay hain.?


Malooum hai kahan Se ?




DOOR SE Read More!

1 girl ask 2 pappu

1 girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?

pappu : legs

Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?

pappu: paisay

Girl : woh kia hai jo log din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain

pappu: neend puri karte hain

girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain ki wajah se roti hai?

pappu : kaan main ched

MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain Read More!

Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa

Uff plzz plzz aur karo naaa
dabao naa, zara zor se
aisa karo apni shirt nikalo
apni pant bhi nikal do
meri saadi bhi nikal do
ab zorse dabao aur dabao naa
bahut tight hai plz.
aur Zorse!plz karo naa plz......,
ho gaya na suitcase bannd. Read More!

Izzat Loot le

Sara:

Judge sab mere husband ne meri izzat loot le

Judge: wo kese

Sara

Sex se pehle muj se wada kya tha k jewlry set le k den ge

Aj tk nhe le k dya Read More!

Sorry Dr ne mana kya hai

Anti Misba-

Aaj se sex krte waqat main

Tumhara L*N muu mei nhi

Dalu ge



Major Rohail-

Kyu Janu?



Anti Misba-

Doctor ne CHOTEY GOSHT se

Mana kya hy Read More!

Bijli aur larki

Chaudhary: Bijli ke taar aur larki mei kya common hy?



Sarah: Jb Dono nangi hun tu jaan nikal deti hein Read More!

I serve needy

Chaudhary: sex kro ge?



Sarah: pr tum tu shadi shuda ho



Chaudhary: pher kya hua?



Sarah: I serve the needy not greedy Read More!

Tumhara kya Ravaj hai

Pathan-

Tum shadi pr kis ko dalta hy?



Major Rohail-

Hamary han sirf LARKI ko

Dalney ka ravaj hy



Pathan-

Hum pehle LARKI ur phir

LARKEY ko dalta hy

.

.

NOTON KA HAAR Read More!

Apki khubsurti ka kya raz hy

Apki khubsurti ka kya raz hy.
sibtain Adult SMS

Larka, larki se: Apki khubsurti ka kya raz hy.

Larki:
Lux

Larka:
Ajeeb itifaq hy, meri kamzori ka b yahi raz hy::) Read More!

Sardar on phone:

Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking Read More!

Whats an average 6 inch long

Whats an average 6 inch long
Inside a guys pants and girls love to blow it up?
?
?
?
?
A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive Read More!

Its too tight

Girl:Its 2 tight
Boy:Dont worry,Ill do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I cant,
Gal:Its painful,
Boy:Forget it.
.
.
.
.
Well buy new WEDDING RING! Read More!

Diwali wishes for you all for you all…

Hi all,

On the occasion of Diwali a small wish from me to you all.

Diwali ke deepak jag-magaye aapke aangan main,
Saat rang saaje is saal aapke aangan main.

Aaya hai yeh tyohaar kushiyan leke,
Har kushi saaje is saal aapke aangan main.

Roshni se ho roshan har lamha aapka,
Har Roshni saaje is saal aapke aangan main.

Dua hum karte hain aap salamat rahe,
Har dua saaje is saal aapke aangan main. Read More!

Wish You all HAPPY DIWALI

Wish You all HAPPY DIWALI
Is diwali
kayee raNg ke deep jaleNgay
is diwali
yaadoN ke kuchh deep jaleNgay
in deepoN kee jyot se dil meiN
preet ke laakhoN diye jaleNgay
is diwali
nayee aas ke diye jaleNgay
apnay swapnil nayan deep meiN
sundar sapnoN ke pushp khileNgay
is diwali
satya kee aag meiN jhooTh jalengay
haaN ke paavan havan kunD meiN
samporna samooche nakaar jaleNgay
is diwali
man hee man ye praN kareNgay
preet kee jyot se har dil ko
hum jag mag jyotirmay kareNgay
is diwali
kayee raNg ke deep jaleNgay Read More!

On Diwali…

Hazaroon Deep aapki Zindgi me jalane aaye hai..
Hum ek baar Zindagi ki Mehfil sajane aaye hai..

Pass main hai bumb patake aur methai ki thali
dosto app sub ko bahut mubarak ho diwali Read More!

Dil k zakhmo par mat ro mere yaar

Dil k zakhmo par mat ro mere yaar,
wkt har zkhma kaa marham hota hai,
dil se jo sachaa pyaar kare,
unka to khuda bhi deewana hota hai.. Read More!

Jab jab aapse milane ki ummid nazar ayi

Jab jab aapse milane ki ummid nazar ayi,
Mere paav mai janjir nazar ayi,
Gir pade aasun aakhon se ,
or har ek aasun mai aapki tasvir nazar ayi.. Read More!

Chahane se koi baat nahi hoti

Chahane se koi baat nahi hoti,
thode se andhere se raat nahi hoti, jinhe
chahate hai jaan se zyada,
unse aaj kal mulakaat hi nahi HOTI.- Read More!