Congratulations

congratulations:
amir khan ki film

"TARAY ZAMEEN PER"

KI KAMYABI KE BAAD APNI FILM K 2ND PART K LIYE AAP

KO CHUN LIYA HAY.JIS MEIN AAP KA BUHAT MAIN ROLE

HAI.

FILM KA NAAM HAI

BAGAIRAT ZAMEEN PER. Read More!

Neem k 4 patte lo

Neem k 4 patte lo

2 ko 1glass pani me boil karo aur

2 ki chatni banao

Phir

chatni ko us pani k sath kha lo

Inshahallah

Kanjosi

K sare jaraseem mar jayenge. Read More!

Jab kabi b

Jab kabi b

apki larai


10 Logon se ho to

ghabrana mat

bas muje bula lena

bcz

me ne kabi kisi k sath

kutay wali hoty nahi dekhi. Read More!

Election 2007

Election 2007 Free Tips * Fit antiyan chahiyen hon tauPPP join karain... * Fit larkiyan chahiyen hon tauPML Q Join karain * Gand marwani ho tau PML N join ... * Gand marni ho tauMMA ... * Gand marwa k bori meain band hona ho tau MQM join... & ager * Mutth per guzara kerna ho tau Tehreeq-e-insaaf join karein Read More!

Nehru and Gandhi

Nehru and Gandhi had never used UNDERWEAR under their Dhoti.
Y??????????????
cz they belived in
"FREEDOM OF MOVEMENT" Read More!

Sheikh Radheed asked a girl.how much?

sheikh Radheed asked a girl.how much?
girl: 500 on bed
200 on sofa
and 100 on grass.
sheikh ok 500..
girl:wow on bed????
sheikh:no on grass five times.
Politics SMS Read More!

Ek baar ek sardaar apni balcony mein

ek baar ek sardaar apni balcony mein khada hota hai apni shirt utar kar.
dusra sardaar bola "u hv a nice chest"
pehla sardar bola "eh teh kuch v nahi apni bharjai ki dekh" Read More!

Yaar Bohat Zor Ka Aya Tha

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SORRY,
yar bohat zor ka aaya tha bas tumhara inbox khali nazar aya to kar diya. Read More!

Teacher: LOVE kese hota hai?

Student: Miss ge..."L" ko pakarr ke,
"O" ko daba ke,
"V" mein dalo,
jab "E" kee awaz aaye to samjho k "LOVE" ho gaya Read More!

Wash your face

Wash your face and wash your feet! Now itz time 2 fall asleep. Yours eyes are weak N mouth can't speak so hope tis nite shall b nice and sweet. Good Nite. Read More!

On this cold cold nite

On this cold cold nite,in My small small ROOm,i Look At The Brite Brite StArS iN tHe DaRk DaRk sKy & DrEaM of YouR sWeet sWeet SmiLe on ur CuTe CuTe FaCe! GdNiTe! Read More!

Windows of soul begin 2 close

Tireness draws across the mind making the body fade flexibility and soon windows of soul begin 2 close N enter the dreamland!! Sweet Dreams! Read More!

As u go 2 bed 2nite

As u go 2 bed 2night, I ordered bats 2 guard u tight. I told some ghosts to dance in white, & 2 make sure u r alryt, i'LL ask the dracula 2 kiss ur neck goodnight.. Read More!

Cover blanket tight tight

As nite falls upon the land, it is time 2 Zz again. With the moon hangin in the starlit sky, i'm here to wish U NiteNite! Sweet dreams, cover blanket tight tight Read More!