Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can’t sell you that
Man shows his marriage certificate
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Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn’t knew u had a prescription.
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- So many options Poison sleeping pills
- Before and After Marriage
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- Love is one long sweet dream
- Darling said the affectionate husband
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- The most beloved of speech to Allah
- Some one is loving you
- Science haz proved that SugaR
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- Future is Not something U Await
- If hardwork is yours
- You can not touch your lower lip
- If Today Any1 Talks and Praises
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- Thousands laid down there lives
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- Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
- Samne na ho to tarasti hain ankhen
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- What is the fastest thing on earth
- Invitation of Namaz is 700 times in Quran
- He who remembers his Lord
- Love is Blind
- Patient t must be tough spending
- We always feel bad
- 2 sardar bank lotne gaye
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- Tell me the name of this bird by seeing
- Actress MERRA is Opening A College
- Son to Dad 5 plus 5 how much
- GOD gives and forgives
- Zindagi ki ABC
- Woh nahi mera magar usse Mohabbat hai to hai
- A friend of mine asked me one day
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- Son: Papa condom kia hota hai
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