So many options Poison sleeping pills

So many options: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow & sure! Read More!

Before and After Marriage

Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

Girl: Do you want me to leave?

Boy: NO! Don't even think about it.

Girl: Do you love me?

Boy: Of course! Over and over!

Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?

Boy: NO! Why are you even asking?

Girl: Will you kiss me?

Boy: Every chance I get!

Girl: Will you hit me?

Boy: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!

Girl: Can I trust you?

Boy: Yes.

Girl: Darling!

After marriage - - - simply read from bottom to top Read More!

Marriage and prescription

Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can’t sell you that
Man shows his marriage certificate
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Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn’t knew u had a prescription. Read More!

Love is one long sweet dream

Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock. Read More!

Darling said the affectionate husband

Darling, said the affectionate husband, I have insured myself for $1,000,000. If anything happens to me you will be provided for.
Good, said his loving wife, Now you wont have to call the doctor every time you feel sick. Read More!

Telling a Lie is a fault

Telling a Lie is a fault for a little boy,
an art for a lover,

an accomplishment for a bachelor,
and a matter of survival for a married man. Read More!

The most beloved of speech to Allah

“The most beloved of speech to Allah is that a person should say, ‘Subhaan Allah wa bi hamdih (Glory and praise be to Allah)’.” Read More!

Some one is loving you

Some one is loving you
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Caring for you
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Watching over u
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Protecting u
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Guess who?
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Allah! Read More!

Science haz proved that SugaR

Science haz proved that SugaR melts in water……
so plzzzz…DONT walk in rain..
otherwize i wil lose such a sWEEt friend like U..!! Read More!

I have the power to suspend you

Principal:- I have the power to suspend you, I have the power to fine you, Ihave the power to Expel you, Do you know where are you Stand.
Boy says:-In the power house Read More!

Future is Not something U Await

Future is Not something U Await!
It is something U Must Create!
Plan ur Future in Advance coz thts where
U will Spend the Rest of ur Life! Read More!

If hardwork is yours

If hardwork is yours,
then success is yours.
If love is yours,
then life is yours,
if confidence is yours,
then the world is yours. Read More!

You can not touch your lower lip

Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge...
Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..
Happy April Fool SMS Read More!

If Today Any1 Talks and Praises

If Today Any1 Talks & Praises u 4 ur
1) Gud looks
2 ) Nature
3 ) Style
4 ) Attitude,

Kick Them Off. How Dare They FOOL U Before April 1st. Read More!